Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mr Moonface]

I have no idea what prompted this lecture, he's not replying to anyone:



He sounds absolutely shitfaced.

 

[Pickle Built]

Pat has such a strong ability to deny reality that he would probably do well in prison.

Bubba: "Yeah, you got a fine fucking ass for raping, cracker."
Pat: "Once agaHNNNNNG! again stalker, you are not raping my ass."
Bubba: "Oh shit, I see blood!"
Pat: "N-no st-stalker, you haven't torn my asshole open..."

I was gonna say no one would ever wanna fuck pat, let alone rape him
Then I remembered that Big Nikkis got quite the collection of "plastic pepperonis" for patty boy

 

[Caverlock]

The pests may not have the warmest delivery but Pat can't deny that they send him great advice

"Your fence is backwards, you should fix it" "Lose weight you fat pig" "Stop tweeting all day and get a real job"

All very sound recommendations

"Rick, wake up! It's your daughter's birthday! Fine, Patrick, wake up! Aren't you going to get your little girl a birthday present? It's January 25th, man."

"Not a bad idea for once, stalker-child."
(A, L)

 

[Least Concern]

Fatrick is pathetic, but still not as pathetic as the power-hungry tinypeckers who tell homeowners when and how they may make modifications to their own very expensive property and the even tinierpeckers who narc people out to them.

Yes, I am posting from a certain point of personal grievance. How did you know?

 

[AnOminous]

Fatrick is pathetic, but still not as pathetic as the power-hungry tinypeckers who tell homeowners when and how they may make modifications to their own very expensive property and the even tinierpeckers who narc people out to them.

Yes, I am posting from a certain point of personal grievance. How did you know?

I'd ordinarily agree but this fat fuckwad literally built a spite fence to assault his neighbors with the ugly ass-backwards side of the fence just to piss them off. What did he expect?

 

[Somerville Dan]

Fatrick is pathetic, but still not as pathetic as the power-hungry tinypeckers who tell homeowners when and how they may make modifications to their own very expensive property and the even tinierpeckers who narc people out to them.

Yes, I am posting from a certain point of personal grievance. How did you know?

Who said any of us narc'd Patrick out? I personally joked about it on Twitter, but I didn't call the city of Milwaukee to report him.

That fence wouldn't pass inspection in ANY town or city in the United States. It's facing in the exact wrong direction. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a neighbor or local police officer that reported his abortion of a fence project.

Lastly, if Patrick didn't want to draw attention to his illegal fence, he shouldn't have broadcast it to his 47k followers. His pursuit of sweet, sweet Twitter dopamine hits fucks him over again.

 

[Troonos]

Hilarious news coming in from the forums. Fatso has been ordered by the city of Milwaukee to fix his shitty fence.
Credit to Pringle Can Lothario for breaking this news.
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EDIT: Details on what happens if Patrick fails to correcT the record.

The fee is $177.80 for the first reinspection, $355.60 for the second and all subsequent reinspections. These fees include a 1.6% training and technology surcharge. Reinspection fees shall be a lien upon the real estate where the reinspections were made and shall be assessed and collected as a special tax.

Failure to correct the violations noted herein within the time set, or failure to comply with the order as modified by an appellant board and maintain compliance, may subject you to prosecution and to daily penalties of $150.00 to $10,000 in the manner provided in Section 200-19.

Also, any infraction of this order may result in a citation under Section 200-12-5 of the Milwaukee Code of Ordinances Volume II.

OOPSIE DOODLES

Fatrick is retarded, but fuck the government telling us what we can do on our property.

 

[Least Concern]

Who said any of us narc'd Patrick out? I personally joked about it on Twitter, but I didn't call the city of Milwaukee to report him.

Who said I said any of us narced him out?

But somebody did and that person has a pencil eraser for a penis. I don't care what terrible things Fatrick may have done; he still doesn't deserve municipal bureaucracy.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

I have no idea what prompted this lecture, he's not replying to anyone:

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He sounds absolutely shitfaced.

Given Jesus whipped kikes out of God's temple for being too jewish, I'm guessing he'd call Pat a fat faggot who abandoned his daughter.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

I agree that the gov should stay out of peoples business. Sadly there are wieners who write lame by-laws and when you make your business this fucking public, broadcasting it to thousands of people because you have a compulsive need to post every little thing you do to twitter, you should expect at least a couple of people will be narc bitches.

We're talking about someone who "vandalized" their own property because nobody on the planet thinks texting him "i'm gay" is "telephone harassment" so he had to fake something. And make up bomb threats.

That fucking fence though. What mark did he get in shop class?

Spoiler: autism

This guy is my favourite lolcow holy shit. After the incest saga I moved to checking H3H3 and boogie because they're both so insufferable and retarded, and I hadn't even heard of this Tomlinson guy. This is the greatest example of the Dunning Kruger effect ever observed and it's all being documented.

 

[Cactuar King]

Who said I said any of us narced him out?

But somebody did and that person has a pencil eraser for a penis. I don't care what terrible things Fatrick may have done; he still doesn't deserve municipal bureaucracy.

I think Patrick may be one of the rare exceptions to the rule.

Because it's funny as fuck.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Who said I said any of us narced him out?

But somebody did and that person has a pencil eraser for a penis. I don't care what terrible things Fatrick may have done; he still doesn't deserve municipal bureaucracy.

While anyone who reports this sort of shit is a faggot, and these Milwaukee bureaucrats are turbo megafaggots, Patrick Thomas is a super turbo hypermegafaggot and not only that, he's fat. He deserves every bit of it from his betters like enforcers of city ordinances.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Honestly, my anarchism stops when somebody puts up a fence inside out. As Max Weber said: "A compulsory political organization with continuous operations will be called a 'state' [if and] insofar as its administrative staff successfully upholds a claim to the monopoly of the legitimate use of physical force in the enforcement of its order in fences facing the correct way."

 

[Teknorat]

I think Patrick may be one of the rare exceptions to the rule.

Because it's funny as fuck.

Patrick has a long history of trying to use the force of the state against others so fuck him.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

Who said I said any of us narced him out?

But somebody did and that person has a pencil eraser for a penis. I don't care what terrible things Fatrick may have done; he still doesn't deserve municipal bureaucracy.

He put the fucking fence in backwards!

Whatever your political leanings, if you want small government, whatever; your local county stuff is just there to maintain order and decorum. You can't have construction work done that fucks with other people. It's that simple.

Put it this way: the rules are there to stop other assholes from fucking with you and the rest of the neighborhood.

PS: Teknorat is gay.

 

[r00]

Fatrick is pathetic, but still not as pathetic as the power-hungry tinypeckers who tell homeowners when and how they may make modifications to their own very expensive property and the even tinierpeckers who narc people out to them.

Yes, I am posting from a certain point of personal grievance. How did you know?

Spoken like someone with a fucked-up shitty fence.

 

[r00]

Fatrick is retarded, but fuck the government telling us what we can do on our property.

That's the dumbest thing I've heard.

I once had a neighbour who had his house condemned because he wanted to turn it into an HMO, and like a retard he just knocked through a supporting wall. God knows how long it was like that before someone competent came in and shut the whole place down. Fuck the government, but blame the need for oversight on people like Patrick fucking everything up, installing shit backwards, and trying to burn big piles of tanalised wood in their yard.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Who said any of us narc'd Patrick out? I personally joked about it on Twitter, but I didn't call the city of Milwaukee to report him.

That fence wouldn't pass inspection in ANY town or city in the United States. It's facing in the exact wrong direction. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a neighbor or local police officer that reported his abortion of a fence project.

Lastly, if Patrick didn't want to draw attention to his illegal fence, he shouldn't have broadcast it to his 47k followers. His pursuit of sweet, sweet Twitter dopamine hits fucks him over again.

Given the state of the police department there I can't imagine they're worried about fence regulations or permits. The neighbors? Maybe. If anyone could get neighbors to complain about him, it's Pat.

That said, if it was one of his 'detractors' I can't feel too bad. I have no doubt that Pat would be just as quick to drop a dime on someone if he was mildly annoyed. Second, this is just characteristic of all his problems: his flaws are all infinitely magnified by his terminal inability to not oink about everything online. MOST people would not put up photos of their shitty fence on a public platform. Maybe on a friends-only account. But not pat. Everything goes on twitter, no matter how many times he burns his hand on that stove.

 

[BruceyBoy]

Seems like something a fatty would do

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I for one, welcome the good concerned citizens who reported his flagrant code violation. You’re good people. He can’t keep getting away with it.