Dylan Hafertepen / Dylan Häs / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow / dylanhasdesign - Gay BDSM Muscle-Bear with Ball Inflation Fetish Linked to 3 Deaths

I'll bet he and his "pups" (just typing that made me wince) aren't just lying low because they're rightfully seen as murderers, but because they've most likely burned through the cash meant for Tank's mom, and can't afford to keep themselves in silicone injections and steroids anymore. They must look like absolute deflated beach balls at this point.
 
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Necroing this thread for some possible new developments:

A friend of mine sent me some discord screenshots about this dude possibly resurfacing in Seattle. I cannot confirm that it's this dude but all signs point to it being him. You all are better at sleuthing deeper than I can.

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Kled said:
Necroing this thread for some possible new developments:

A friend of mine sent me some discord screenshots about this dude possibly resurfacing in Seattle. I cannot confirm that it's this dude but all signs point to it being him. You all are better at sleuthing deeper than I can.

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So it looks like the place Dylan is currently working for is called Findem (https://www.findem.ai/), even though the website only lists the Leadership Team and it does not appear that Dylan ranks that high.

How do we know this to be the case?

Because Dylan's got himself a LinkedIn account under his new alias.
Dylan's LinkedIn (need to get this archived, but every archive I've tried has shit the bed)

He isn't putting much info out there, as expected, but it does list him in the Greater Seattle area. And he's apparently gone somewhat genderqueer as he lists his pronouns as "he/they".

So glad to see this thread resurrected with something useful.
 
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Athena's Biggest Fan said:
Because Dylan's got himself a LinkedIn account under his new alias.
Dylan's LinkedIn (need to get this archived, but every archive I've tried has shit the bed)
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Do you have a LinkedIn account? Because all I get is this:

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Can you catch some screens if you can access it in the meantime?
 
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Athena's Biggest Fan said:
Yeah, I have a LinkedIn account. It figures Dylan would have the privacy settings tightened up. Here's screenshots of the profile.
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Be careful with LinkedIn. Make & only ever use a burner if you're going to use it to gather intel on someone.

Also, @Aunt Carol ... would not the basketball nutsack tip someone off definitively before identifying this swamptrash as a manlet?

Or did I miss something & he only enlarged with saline while making his tard cabal use silicone? It has been a minute since I memoryholed this subcreature.
 
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Athena's Biggest Fan said:
Yeah, I have a LinkedIn account. It figures Dylan would have the privacy settings tightened up. Here's screenshots of the profile.

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Work history and education are identical to Dylan's original LinkedIn circa 2016. More recent archival attempts were blocked by the account only wall. Does LinkedIn let users to change their URLs? His old LinkedIn may redirect to this new one.
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On one hand it's great to hear his cover is blown on his return already (that's some good work, @Kled !) however on the other hand it's going to take some serious self-control on my part to not ween the unholy fuck out of this murdering musclefag pervert.
 
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Kled said:
Necroing this thread for some possible new developments:

A friend of mine sent me some discord screenshots about this dude possibly resurfacing in Seattle. I cannot confirm that it's this dude but all signs point to it being him. You all are better at sleuthing deeper than I can.

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Your friend should send BFF Kevin a picture of Dylan to confirm.

Dylan may have deflated his dick and balls so he would be able to blend in better, but it's hard to believe someone that far gone would do it.

Correct me if I'm wrong Kiwis, but I thought the person who did the inflation was a body modification artist not a doctor? And that the suicide was actually from a different person that Dylan "inadvertently" killed, and that was before Tank. It's been a long time so details are fuzzy, but I think I remember him having another life on his hands too.
 
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