Bad Tattoos - No regerts

Tattoos are fucking nasty and retarded
I know this is an unpopular sentiment, but I agree with you. I don't get why people want to put shit all over their bodies. They might look good for a few years, but then they start to fade and the ink runs and it gets all blurry. I think the human body looks best in its natural form, no modification necessary.
 
I personally like tattoos when they're well done and have some personal meaning behind them (beyond getting your boyfriend's name as a tramp stamp or something), but if you have one just to show off then you're a fag.

They might look good for a few years, but then they start to fade and the ink runs and it gets all blurry.
How long the ink lasts depends on how much you're willing to pay. Professional tattoos last much longer thanks to the quality of the ink and the artist's ability to work with the deeper layers of skin on the body.
 
Back to ugly tats:
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I can't even tell what this is. I'd tell him to wash his hands before realizing that ink isn't just spill stains.
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Share an ugly beer or two.
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Good execution, TERRIBLE concept.

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Both are tragedies.
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I can't speak spanish but I feel like getting a fender bender on you is silly cross culturally.

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Those skull faces are amazing.
 

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I personally like tattoos when they're well done and have some personal meaning behind them (beyond getting your boyfriend's name as a tramp stamp or something), but if you have one just to show off then you're a fag.


How long the ink lasts depends on how much you're willing to pay. Professional tattoos last much longer thanks to the quality of the ink and the artist's ability to work with the deeper layers of skin on the body.
I had a very faded, blotted looking tattoo I got 20 years ago. Just got it fixed up, and it looks better than it did the first time. Should have kept it up periodically so it would always look fresh.

This, however, is the best tattoo of all time.
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“A pleasure to tattoo you, your passion, a hobby, a way of life for you.
Good session, thank you for that confidence/trust.”

In other words, this was apparently supposed to be a meaningful tattoo to this victim customer.
Maybe he got a DUI and wanted a picture of the resulting crash as a reminder not to drink or something idk

Still a shit tattoo though lol
 
I know this is an unpopular sentiment, but I agree with you. I don't get why people want to put shit all over their bodies. They might look good for a few years, but then they start to fade and the ink runs and it gets all blurry. I think the human body looks best in its natural form, no modification necessary.
Plot twist: humans tend to also not look all that great when they age
 
I remember a while back there was this minor news story about a chick who (according to her) got drunk and decided to get 50+ stars tattooed on her face, that she promptly regretted upon sobering up. I wonder if that's her.
That's the one, But IIRC no booze involved, just dumb decisions. Her story was she asked for 4-6 or something reasonable, then fell asleep while the tattooing was being done. Blamed whoever did the work for just keeping on going until she woke up. Eventually came out what she got was exactly what she asked for.
 
And yeah, you know consoomers? Pretty strange people, but did you ever saw a man who (at this point in the interview) did more than 200 tattoos about his... favorite TV broadcast Station, and even stranger: he didn't do this when he was young, he did this when he was already old. It is even funnier because this TV station is owned by a fucking born again leader who is almost 100% a criminal. and this fucking dude isn't even religious, the man just fucking loved his favorite TV channel and the man who was part in that. He even betrayed his favorite TV station when his favorite broadcaster went into another TV station.

man, the world is fucking insane.

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And then the Record Man was also on the Record, completing the cycle

 
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