DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
This is a short, < 4 minute video clipped from his Friday early prestream, sorry 'podcast', that manages to hit 4 regular and major common methods of begging and lying


1. The first is when he lists why he needs a new word he learned: 'liquidity'. He always includes 'having one meal out a week with my wife'. He does this because he thinks it paints him as sympathetic in that he's so busy and so entrenched in his work, that this is the single hour reprieve he has each week to get away from it all. First, it's a lie. He Doordashes multiple times a week, sometimes a day, and he's given examples of it, so he's not really hiding it. He doesn't include those as 'going out', which makes it actually worse because he's spending more money than if he did. I've known people in dire financial straights that got through it by literally buying bulk things like rice, beans, pasta, etc. Phil doesn't think that living 'day to day' means you change your behavior and forgo all luxuries, he believes you just cut down on them but still get SOME.

2. A man in desperate financial straights, living day to day, doesn't know what bills he has to pay. While wanting to give some kind of example of what he owes, he still very much has a cavalier attitude about paying his bills because of the daily cash he desperately tries to keep coming in. He says he has a 'BIG BILL' coming up, and says it's either his 'homeowners insurance or car insurance, one or the other'. The bank leaks probably tell us which, and I don't even care if he does owe one of those. The problem is that HE apparently is unsure which bill, and a BIG one no less, it is and expects people to take him seriously when he plays at being a 'serious and mature adult with a lot of expenses'.

3. His lie about his YouTube payment. It's horseshit. When he gets paid on a Saturday, he gets his money Monday. This has been confirmed by people on here who get paid by YouTube and also by anybody who has any other job. With his day off being Tuesday, if he does not like and claim to be nervous and even float the ridiculous argument that he maybe doesn't get paid as late as THURSDAY, the concern that he won't have money disappears he can't milk this angle for tips.

4. He lies about the performance of previous streams. He states that he hasn't been hitting higher tips goals and says that yesterday he 'barely hit the Tier 1 and, at night, didn't even hit that'. He says he 'barely hit it and got something like 50 or 55 dollars'. He got $65. So, he comes close enough to it to be able to claim 'I couldn't remember exactly but I was close', but he very intentionally makes sure to understate it in order to make it seem much tighter.

None of these thing get me up in arms or anything (ok, sometimes) but, goddamn, it can be mentally exhausting to watch somebody roll out and retread the same obvious lies, bad optics, shockingly ungrateful behavior, and insult to your intelligence day after day after day. He crams that all into less than 4 uninterrupted minutes too, and repeats it multiple times throughout the day! It's why breaks from him can be so essential, I guess.
 
Did he explain why he couldn’t use his PS5?

I can’’t even imagine how dusty his consoles and PC must be, even more so when he never turns them off so the fans are always working and collecting dust at a rapid pace.

Unrelated note, but this whole stuff with gifted memberships is hilarious. The guy who according to himself created a website just to troll people in the FGC, dood is so thin-skinned he felt the need to berate his chat for laughing.

Looking forward to the eventual “that was my alcoholism depression” excuse.
 
I know logic with Phil is pointless but -

If he needs money for his day off on Tuesday and he doesn't know if the Youtube money will come on Monday, why doesn't he beg for tips on Monday once he knows if he got the money or not? I know why (he is a scammer and a filthy beggar) but I don't know why he is trying to use this as an excuse so early.

We know that Phil needs tips daily because he can't save, he knows he needs tips daily because he can't save. But Phil wants us to believe he needs tips now so he can keep the money saved for Tuesday, but if he has the ability to do that then he wouldn't need daily tips and he would have money in his bank already for Tuesday.
 
Here is an idea how to fuck with Phil's channel: one simply downloads the video then shares it. Then after seeing it without giving Phil a view you go to the real video and dislike it without watching a second. This fucks with the metric. The more people just click without watching the more the algorithm thinks that this video / channel sucks. Case in point: I haven't got a single recommendation for one of his stupid shitcasts. Yes I know it counts as 'engagement' but at the same time his view duration shrinks. And from what I understand is that this particular metric is the factor if your video gets put higher or lower. If a ton of people simply view without viewing (watchtime 1 second) I assume the algorithm will consider this stuff as "hot garbage"

Also PHil: you are not on a view based contracxt unless you are lying to your audience again. Dumb fuck
 
The channel is saved with these extra views! Thanks, geniuses of Reddit!
PoP is a good example of a smart detractor. If other detractors think what Phil is doing isn't right they would use this publicity to wreck Phil at his own game. Once the attention is away from something on the internet, it's hard to get it back. Similar to how Phil got attention for his Homefront Review and decided to curb any growth by going on a staycation.

All it takes for Phil to get owned is not to be lazy. Instead of whinging on Twitter, Kiwi Farms or whatever shit tier Discord detractors moan at they just need to take ten minutes and put them to good use. Phil does utter wank like this daily, or breaking TOS (Members, Patreon, feigning distress, ...) and it rarely gets brought up in any kind of public manner because it takes effort to go out of our cult where you can't say Ack to get instant praise and ass pats it's hard.

Well done PoP, utter mad lad, hope to see stuff like this more often.
 
The Daily Wrap Salt - Reddit Edition
Timestamp Reddit Salt 2:40

Transcript
other thing i want to talk about today

before we talk about the schedule for

the rest of the weekend is that some

idiots posted up my pre-streams from

yesterday and today over on reddit

basically on the live stream fails

section you know the drama section for

immature mouth drooling idiots they say

oh look streamer gets 400 in gifted

memberships and is ungrateful and wants

more it's not what i said i said thank

you so much for that support that's

gonna help the channel in the long term

but i need

tips to pay for stuff right now like i'm

not saying please go crazy i'm not

saying i'm ungrateful i mean just being

honest with my audience they don't like

to hear that to them they're shit fucks

and they will say whatever they want but

it's hilarious because here's what they

did they posted up my videos on reddit

my preview stream from yesterday has

over 12 000 views and climbing the

idiots are watching it and downloading

it i don't care they're still views it

helps the channel for engagement and a

lot of those morons probably don't have

a fucking ad block on either because

they're so stupid so i'm benefiting from

their their moronic shit they're trying

to comment on the video they can't

they're trying to comment on my twitter

oops can't so it doesn't matter they're

trying to cause drama they can't do shit

and i benefit from it so fuck those

idiots boy they're stupid over there on

reddit wow

Someone in the reddit thread linked an article.
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Is it a good strategy to make DSP popular on different sites etc? I think so. Maybe Karma/trolling strikes really hard.
Edit. Much love @Piece of Peace. You are inspirational.
 
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Is it a good strategy to make DSP popular on different sites etc? I think so. Maybe Karma/trolling strikes really hard.
I know Twitch has in their partner contract a part where it says that if said partner has negative attention on them they can simply end the contract.
4.2.7. Appropriate Conduct. Content Provider shall employ appropriate conduct in connection with Content Provider’s interactions with Twitch and the Twitch Services. If Content Provider commits any act or becomes involved in any situation or occurrence which brings Content Provider disrepute, contempt, scandal, or ridicule, or which justifiably shocks, insults or offends a significant portion of the community, or if publicity is given to any such conduct, then Twitch shall have the right to terminate this Agreement immediately.
I'm well aware this is Twitch and not YouTube, however I'm positive even YouTube has similar parts in their agreement or whatever they use.
With Phil however it's funny because he flat out breaks TOS. He will make racist jokes (black lady stealing your backpack or Philisanigger) or use said platform to beg and feign distress and get away with it because detractors don't understand Twitter is not YouTube. Even my favourite alcoholic drug abuser, sex offender and worst father ever Ethan Ralph knows the power of a well formed email or proper use of the report tool.
 
PoP is a good example of a smart detractor. If other detractors think what Phil is doing isn't right they would use this publicity to wreck Phil at his own game. Once the attention is away from something on the internet, it's hard to get it back. Similar to how Phil got attention for his Homefront Review and decided to curb any growth by going on a staycation.

All it takes for Phil to get owned is not to be lazy. Instead of whinging on Twitter, Kiwi Farms or whatever shit tier Discord detractors moan at they just need to take ten minutes and put them to good use. Phil does utter wank like this daily, or breaking TOS (Members, Patreon, feigning distress, ...) and it rarely gets brought up in any kind of public manner because it takes effort to go out of our cult where you can't say Ack to get instant praise and ass pats it's hard.

Well done PoP, utter mad lad, hope to see stuff like this more often.
Pop is by far the best restreamer or detractor, whatever you wanna call it, imo. Normal sounding dude, doesn't have a huge ego or get emotional about paypigs or gets into fights with other streamers.

Just cataloging Phil's lies, jokes around on his streams and actually has fun.

Pisses Phil off too with shit like this, big ups
 
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