Why did the indians cry a trail of tears?

[Skitarii]

And what was the volume-to-surface area ratio of the tearwater secreted?

 

[King Fructose]

they were just clearing an area for the latest designated shitting street

 

[Shig O'nella]

Kleenex hadn't been invented yet.

 

[whothefuck]

indian tears were what dried up to eventually create salt lake city

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

They let the white man go ass to mouth and then were told that he had a meeting in the morning.

 

[Retink]

They got pwned like newbs and QQed.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

They were tears of joy at the cultural enrichment they were experiencing from mass unwanted immigration.

 

[Breadbassket]

they cried tears of joy for they knew the alternative could of been worse

from an article on the Indian Removal Act which set the Trail of Tears into motion

(yes i know its wikipedia but it gives the most complete picture at least from the perspective of Andrew Jackson who thought he was doing the right thing)

 

[A-Stump]

They knew millions of white trash would claim heritage to them and they could do nothing about it

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

They’re shitty negotiators.

 

[draggs]

savages
savages
barely even human

 

[MrTroll]

They went out for a jog and stubbed their toes.

 

[Shidoen]

They did the most heroic thing in their peoples history, refused to pay taxes.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Not enough tears for a road.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Fun Fact: Some of the Indians on the trail of tears owned black slaves and had them lugged all of their shit to Oklahoma.

 

[Skitarii]

Fun Fact: Some of the Indians on the trail of tears owned black slaves and had them lugged all of their shit to Oklahoma.

My nigga stand watie didn't die for this shit

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Prairie niggers are sore losers.