DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Phil claims he knows Link to the Past like the back of his hand and he could speedrun it if he wanted. This part from his previous playthrough suggests otherwise.
Timestamp 1:26:15.

"WUTT?? The fucking platform took my body, I didn't DO that, I WAS PUSHING LEFT COME AHN!!"

"I'm not gonna be able to finish this dungeon because I'm gonna run out of magic, that's STOOPID!!! NO, it's fucking dumb, I'm NOT doing that, IT JUST DOES WHAT IT WANTS!!"

Truly epic "retro" gameplay right here
 
"I wish I could play new games but there aren't any"
That's funny considering he hypequit Dying Light 2 and King of Fighters because they weren't Elden Ring. Pokemon as well. With those games being as grindy as he makes them out to be why not just play them while waiting fir the next triple A release to clout chase? No? Hello? Phil! PHIL!

Phil's asleep, guys.

Also I'm glad I finally have my question answered. "What happens to DSP in a post Elden Ring world?" Phil becomes a react channel. Stream is saved.
 
Didn't he claim to love all the early zeldas? for most people our childhood games are burned in our memory. But DSP doesn't know where to go? it's almost like he was lying.
Guaranteed he lied like he lies about everything, not one part of his "I played this a lot when I was a kid and never used guides" says a lot when most people just play the goddamn game and find out for themselves, just a shame that he likes to ruin my favourite franchise

But then again Phil is Phil
 
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Last day to get the new Hogan Phil you better beg extra hard today
 
Either: TurboVirgin vibes
Or SuperFaggot vibes, probably leaning towards the latter as the Matchoor aduhlt makes non existent love to a wife he barely talks about or even says that the profession of one's love is not st00pid and immatchoor d00ds

Valedictorian only needs to see the boobs which are of his property only not Chad or Tyrone's lawl

I remember seeing that clip and the cringe from seeing Phillbert cringe at nature told me enough that he is a pathetic scrub even for real life
I just think that Phil’s idea of being a “married man” means that once you get married, a real man doesn’t find any other female body, or any depiction of sex/sexuality that isn’t his wife, attractive. In fact, it’s downright gross and offensive. It seems like the only married people Phil has spent any amount of time with are his parents. Because he’s stayed locked up in his snort fort for years, he’s never been friends with or hung around average married couples, so he’s just going by whatever he figures is the “normal” thing to do. And I guess, since a husband is supposed to be loyal to his wife, then (to him) that means you act weird, awkward and sexless when it comes to any kind of “sexual” (even though breastfeeding is not sexual) depiction of another female or couple.

Again… I’d love to see a psychologist analyze Phil. There’s some weird, fucked up shit going on in Phil’s head.
 
I've actually thought about this before, and I think the perfect job for Phil would be as a science museum tour guide. That way he can show everyone how smart he is, larping as a scientist to a captive audience of parents and children. Then at the end, he can beg for tips as he's always done.
Slight powerlevel I have experience working in museums. He wouldn't get past the interview. You typically have to actually have background knowledge about the subject matter and you have to actually keep up to date with the latest research in the field. The same guy who can't understand basic instructions in games would never be able to read and comprehend research written by people who could wipe their ass on his unused business degree.

Not to mention their is a certain level of charisma you need for the job to keep kids and their parents interested in your museum and learning about the subject matter. Phil has all the charisma of a dead fish.
 
Didn't he claim to love all the early zeldas? for most people our childhood games are burned in our memory. But DSP doesn't know where to go? it's almost like he was lying.

he claimed he played them but then didn't play Zelda 1 or 2 but played all the early ones, OOT was his first but went back and played LTTP, then of the 20 mins I could stand of the "piggy discovers a 31-year-old game for the first time again" stream he claims this is where it all began and he has fond memories of playing the Zelda that "started it all", he has fond memories playing LTTP when he was a kid and he never played Zelda 1 or 2.

It's like lego star wars, depending on the way the wind was blowing is how many lego games he's played before this or wrestling where it depends when he stopped watching or paying attention to wresting if he ever stopped at all.
 
And I guess, since a husband is supposed to be loyal to his wife, then (to him) that means you act weird, awkward and sexless when it comes to any kind of “sexual”
This idea of loyalty must have come from Kat. Just as she came to the scene, this started. Funny, yes, since she cucked a dude to be with Phil, but even if he calls her mom, closes his eyes when couples are kissing in games, when virtual women show cleavage, you aren't being mature or a man that provides in her eyes, Phil, you're only making a fool of yourself, letting the autistic horse control and put you in shackles. She knows she can do anything after that, not to mention without you knowing it.

I hope Jim is doing good too.
 
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