Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

On March 3, 2018 at a MUNI Metro stop in San Francisco, CA I encountered one of the most famous troons in the wild: Char the Butcher aka "Die Cis Scum"

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For reference: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/die-cis-scum

Looks somewhat more presentable but not even a bit less unhinged. Those are some psycho eyes.

He's got a super short thread here.

 

[White Baby]

One of my managers at work is a troon, but she passes reasonably well with the dress code that we have so it's always a hilarious juxtaposition when we get troons who fit the stereotype. This happens rarely since the brand that I work at is expensive and most troons are lower-middle class at best, but I did get one troon (Hispanic?) attempting to do a fraud return with stolen merchandise. He was wearing a spaghetti strap dress, a black wig and about six pounds of makeup on top of his 5' 7" 300lbs, and his chest was flatter than my ass. At least he was nice about it when I declined to return without a receipt, but it was difficult keeping up the retail routine because he talked my ear off about what he was going to buy with the money he was getting back and what size he ought to try on.

Also, is it just me or does every Ann Taylor have at least one golem working there? It's happened three out of five times I've been in one.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Saw one at a flea market last month. They were a shopper and had long, grey/mixed brown hair but it had streaks of light blue and pink but the roots were showing. They were overweight but not obese and wore a long skirt. They seemed friendly and nice though. More normal than most of the druggies selling stuff tbh. Had a mannish voice.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Saw a troon the other day when I went to the mall to get clothes for work and just have a good day off in general. Literally the most stereotypical you could get, pink hair, I'll-fitting clothes, 5 'o clock shadow. And of course saw them when I went into Spencer's, and got unlucky enough to encounter them in the F.Y.E (I have an old ass car so I like to get CD's just in case I don't have my aux or some shit.) and it's just like damn, I always have to avoid them in stores too. I'm a fairly clean person and I literally have not met a single troon that doesn't give off major dirty ass energy. I guess it makes sense when their fetish's end goal is to have a infected wound.

 

[Vingle]

I'm not sure about if it is a troon or not, but there is a guy with long hair, long nails and seems dirty. In my closest shop where I go get my packages for all the shit I order online.
It could also be a heavy metal fan, but he seems weird too. As he does stuff the other persons working there has never done

 

[Luigi Cadorna]

Just got back from the bar watching some playoff basketball with a friend. I hear someone speaking at the table behind me in a voice that sounds like a God damn frog and I immediately picture in my head the creature that sits to my back. When I finally got a look at the table as I was leaving, lo and behold, I see a low 5' TiF with a pubic hair beard and absolutely no brow line. Thanks Kiwi Farms, I can now detect troons without even looking at them.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

I recently started an online class. Its through a community college so theres a wide age range from zoomers to boomers. Anyways, the TA is a troon that has the voice of a gay man. Even after she announced that she was a true and honest woman, people still called her 'sir' throughout the whole presentation. There were no webcams just voices but it goes to show you that humans can detect whether a voice is male or female.

 

[Dysnomia]

I saw this tranny as I was walking across the street. I never would have noticed it was a tranny save for the hilariously exaggerated runway walk. Like this guy had no idea how to walk like a woman so he just imitated supermodels he saw on TV. He had a good head of what looked like natural hair and was pretty thin. Bad boob job though. They were weirdly squarish and too high. I wonder if it was padding.

 

[Pastel]

My sibling and I visited last weekend and she told me the story of a troon in her workplace. Now my sister is absolutely pro-troon, which is frequently a cause of fights. She told me at one of her jobs, a non-binary (visibly female) person got someone beneath her fired because when she gave an order, the subordinate said "Yes ma'am, will do."
My sister said it was a disgusting abuse of power and I'm so happy that even rabid troon-lovers are starting to see what the movement really is: a bunch of narcissistic assholes in love with making people bend to their will and kiss their ass.
I also had the displeasure of seeing a MtF today and while the interaction went fine it was a reminder if why I wanna move outta this town. Too many wacks.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I'm not sure if this counts as 'in the wild' but you need to be wary of am holes and girl cock in the wonderful world of online dating. Found this'un on both tinder and bumble.

Tinder:

You could play bingo with that profile.

Bumble:

About every stereotype was hit in this profile.

 

[whothefuck]

saw my first male tranny this tuesday i think, does nb count? and boy was it a sight to behold. he looked like a goth and an arthoe had a child: frizzy dyed half-ginger half-black hair, a leather jacket that looked disgusting, heaps of makeup/eyeliner (i think he had fake freckles too) and i skirt. may of been wearing tights or fishnets but i really didnt want to have a closer look. think he was called "Moon" or something like that.

it was a very odd experience, like i was in a room with an alien.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Only time I ever saw a tranny (possibly) was this dude in college. I don't know if he was a full blown troon at the time, but he was always wearing a skirt, and had long hair. Still had the manly face and a bit of stubble.

 

[seri0us]

I'm not sure if this counts as 'in the wild' but you need to be wary of am holes and girl cock in the wonderful world of online dating. Found this'un on both tinder and bumble.

Tinder:
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You could play bingo with that profile.

Bumble:
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About every stereotype was hit in this profile.

Absolutely.

 

[Blasted Heath]

I had the unfortunate experience of meeting an FtM at my college. "Enby trans guy" apparently, complete with a name along the lines of Oliver or Wren. She's the type of person who thinks she'll die if she doesn't tell you all her quirky personal info in the first ten minutes of meeting her, so, in the space of one walk across our building, I learned that:

-she's planning to microdose on T soon
-she's asexual
-she would totally fuck a famous lesbian historical figure whose name escapes me now (despite being an asexual dude)
-her binder, which she wasn't wearing at the time, had her favorite anime character on it
-she really loves mushrooms, frogs, and foraging. But mostly for the aesthetic. Side note, why do ftms and enbies always obsess over that stuff? Come on, let the rest of us enjoy it without infecting it
-she's neUrOdiVeRgeNt haha so quirky

There's more like her popping up every year. The silver lining is seeing the staff's faces when they see this shit enter their classrooms.

 

[Sweetpeaa]

This must have been about 5 months before the pandemic but I saw a Troon working at clothing and accessory store for teen girls in a mall in Waterloo Ontario in 2019. This had to be the worst ''trooning'' I've ever seen too. This guy was well over 30, with a receding hair line wearing a bow on his head with a cheetah print skirt on. Totally sloppy, didn't even bother shaving his facial hair, no makeup and certainly wasn't on any feminizing hormones.

Should I mention that the rest of the employees were 17/18 year old girls?

 

[glass_houses]

Yesterday I was home and heard extremely loud profanity. I went to the front verandah and observed two men in women's clothing, labouring with much effort up the hill my street is on. They were both festooned with many bags and satchels and were screeching obscenities at each other at the top of their lungs, in between dramatic gasps for breath.

So yeah, that's what was going on in my street yesterday. Never seen them before, hope sincerely to never see them again. And for the record, the hill isn't all that steep either.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Went to the grocery store the other day and saw an absolute 6’+ unit with stringy thinning hair wearing a badly fitting out of date skirt and a stretched out sweater, just from the back I knew it was a computer troon.

Super passable though of course, no one could tell.

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

This was a few weeks ago but hell, I think it stands out.

I'm at a stoplight when something very much out of the ordinary catches my eye to my right. A man in his 50s, wearing what appears to be a dark blue anime sailor outfit, complete with a miniskirt that barely hides his undergarments with no hope of "passing". I didn't belive my eyes, so looking to my left to spare myself the viewing pain the guy in the car next to me has the same "wtf" expression as me. He rolls down his window and I do the same, to which he asks "Dude, are you seeing that too?" I tell him yhea, and that it's pretty unsightly. We both laugh and when the light turns green we go our separate ways, with the old troon continuing down the street in their inappropriate clothes. I was even able to get a picture a little further down because nobody would belive me since I'm in a pretty conservative town.

Spoiler: Troon Bigfoot-type Photo

 

[Islamic Creampie]

Nice tree.

No real shitty encounters in person here. I know there's some huge linebacker one around, but haven't seen him in ages. Otherwise I work with some confused non-binary chick. Fat, stupid haircut dyed blue, they/he pronouns despite keeping her birth name, and not trying to hide her tits. She seems okay from the minor interactions I've had, but who knows. She just strikes me as someone that got caught up in some gender special bullshit but didn't drink all the Kool-Aid.

No good local stories, unfortunately.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

This was a few weeks ago but hell, I think it stands out.

I'm at a stoplight when something very much out of the ordinary catches my eye to my right. A man in his 50s, wearing what appears to be a dark blue anime sailor outfit, complete with a miniskirt that barely hides his undergarments with no hope of "passing". I didn't belive my eyes, so looking to my left to spare myself the viewing pain the guy in the car next to me has the same "wtf" expression as me. He rolls down his window and I do the same, to which he asks "Dude, are you seeing that too?" I tell him yhea, and that it's pretty unsightly. We both laugh and when the light turns green we go our separate ways, with the old troon continuing down the street in their inappropriate clothes. I was even able to get a picture a little further down because nobody would belive me since I'm in a pretty conservative town.

Spoiler: Troon Bigfoot-type Photo

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I can only imagine how much he'd love to know that you snapped that pic of him right under a delicately blooming pink tree. Maybe he thinks he looks like a real anime girl.