Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[germboy]

Are we gonna take bets on how long until he gets beaten up again?

 

[Armor King]

No Ralph, we won't give you the purse back.

 

[Beef Elemental]

WTF. At this point I assume even Ralph doesn’t believe he’ll live long enough for his credit card debt to affect him.

Is he there to spite the ayylogs despite the pointless debt, fuck children, or assault Andy’s family? I can’t think of other reasons he’d go back.

I can't think of any reasons he'll come back

 

[Smarty Pants]

Are we gonna take bets on how long until he gets beaten up again?

C'mon, what are the odds of that? I think this trip will be boring af.

 

[I am vomit]

I thought, there's no way anyone is dumb enough to go back after getting their shit knocked in and stolen but here we are, once again proving that he might actually be the most retarded swine to have ever lived.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Poor Roz, not even her birth can keep the gunt shackled from flying across the ocean to own the haters for a month. Wonder what cuck Meigh thinks of this

 

[Soup Enjoyer]

Are we gonna take bets on how long until he gets beaten up again?

He's gonna hide and not hit any bars/clubs and just drink by himself in the hotel room so he's perfectly safe. All of this just to be able to tweet something snarky at Warski about his portugal moor paid assassins missing their mark or something.

 

[cheese burger69]

What will happen this time?
Will piggy's extra fatty bacon get eaten by the Catholics to drive away the muslims?
Put up the poll.

 

[Squirrelcop]

He's gonna hide and not hit any bars/clubs and just drink by himself in the hotel room so he's perfectly safe. All of this just to be able to tweet something snarky at Warski about his portugal moor paid assassins missing their mark or something.

That would be the smart thing to do. But the Ralphamale Way is almost exclusively never the smart way.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Hopefully meigh is planning to escape.

 

[thismanlies]

Are we gonna take bets on how long until he gets beaten up again?

Given the local time there, I'd say we got a good 4-6 hours before the Ralphamale starts a hollerin' at some of the more melanated locals.

 

[BrainProlapse]

I don't know how you feel fellow ayylawgs but I feel pretty fucking owned right now. Fuck, if Ralph keeps winning this hard I'm gonna cry myself to sleep with my anime body-pillow.

Jokes aside how mentally damaged is Ralph to think this was a good idea. Was it the beatdown that has made him even more retarded, or was it his pisswater whiskey addiction pickling the last of his brain?

 

[Bell Peppers and Beef]

Knowing everyone else, that purse is looooooooooong gone. It's like traveling around the globe while trying to find Ethan's personal responsibilities and manhood by meticulously digging around in the trash bins of any Burger King establishments worldwide.

 

[Mr.Downer]

He's back for the underaged prostitutes, isn't he?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Such a good father, going on another vacation to get revenge on Andi Warski's people like a month(?) after his child is born

I knew a trip was coming soon after watching him in DC. I figure the trip involved Pantsu crying, Rozie crying and Ralph suicide baiting before taking off to the airport.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Ralph rather take his chances and get his ass kick again then spend other minute with Meigh and Rozy.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Is it possible that since Ethan was a "victim" of crime in Portugal, that he has returned so that Portugals socialized medical system can finish repairing the damage done to Ethan's face, for free?? I need a plastic surgery arc.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

The Gunt goes to Portugal four months after the fact?

Hey fat retard that purse is long gone. You shouldn’t have hollered at the Portuguese you fat Rape Pig

 

[BrainProlapse]

Also note he has once again failed to get his Daddy Dick to go to Portugal with him.

He must be seething having another daddy abandon him, I'm betting that bridge is gonna be burned before 2023

 

[Soup Enjoyer]

That would be the smart thing to do. But the Ralphamale Way is almost exclusively never the smart way.

I also hope for the Purse Snatcher 2 - Full Disfigurement route but let's be real, Ralph is an enormous coward and probably has some weird PTSD from what happened earlier, we'll see if he tries to get some drugs again as that could produce some kino.

Also a schizo idea, what if Ralph fakes like a leg injury or a sprain just to try and get some of that sweet sweet Portuguese painkillers he got last time?