Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Erika Furudo]

It's obvious he's going for the same reason he booked a flight immediately after hearing about young girls in Portugal, followed up by allegations a pimp realigned his face after he harassed underage prostitutes. I unironically hope he dies, there is a big line between lolcow and sexual predator and when you factor in Alice's allegations and him saying he got what he wanted from buying her Amazon wishlist I legit think he raped her too.

Someone should add a poll for his motives.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

Lisbon should be rolling out the red carpet for the best in the sector, offering only the finest child prostitutes.

 

[Nate Scully 025]

>I'm not poor
I've seen your house, Ethan.

Not just that, we heard the horse’s credit limit on stream, if admittedly for that single card. But… I mean, if that’s what she has on that card, I doubt she’s got anything too far beyond that range on another card… you know, not even getting into the issues with having seventeen different credit cards.

But please, go off rage-pig, prove all those haters wrong! I’m just… I’m just actually getting tired of this shit from him. Earnestly, actually… please, spend some time with your family Ralph. I doubt it would actually help them or you, but I’ve started circling back around to pity.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Not just that, we heard the horse’s credit limit on stream, if admittedly for that single card. But… I mean, if that’s what she has on that card, I doubt she’s got anything too far beyond that range on another card… you know, not even getting into the issues with having seventeen different credit cards.

I think he said in the stream where he revealed his card number that it's his only card.

Earnestly, actually… please, spend some time with your family Ralph. I doubt it would actually help them or you, but I’ve started circling back around to pity.

You're new. He didn't even make an effort to see his mother in her last moments on this Earth.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

No worries, Ralph, she doesn't know you- she isn't missing you. Get wrecked you massive sack of shit
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Ralph totally redeeming himself. Sure he deduced to take another European vacation while leaving May and two month old Rozy home alone in their crime ridden Richmond ghetto, but he bought a cheap onsie in the wrong size to show how much he cares.

Onsie should say "My Daddy went to Lisbon to fuck dirty whores and all I got was this dumb shirt." or maybe just "My Daddy went to Lisbon because he hates me and mommy"

KF needs to design some better onsies for Rozy.

lmfao

I CAN FLY OFF TO PORTUGAL GET MY SKULL CRACKED AND LOSE MY DESIGNER PURSE EVERY FUCKIN MONTH IF I WANTED TO

IM RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH, NIGGA RIIIIIIIIIICH

I mean he must be poor since he replaced his stolen purse with a $90 Nike purse instead of a $900 Armani one. If he wasn't poor why wouldn't he just buy another fancy designer purse?

I just can't wait to see the five star hotel he's staying at in Lisbon.

 

[Trench]

I mean he must be poor since he replaced his stolen purse with a $90 Nike purse instead of a $900 Armani one. If he wasn't poor why wouldn't he just buy another fancy designer purse?

He's going to show us all up by buying another purse. This time is burberry!

 

[So It Goes]

Why does Ralph obsessively photograph everything he eats and drinks, including a bottle of fucking water? Not even my female cousin in her mid 20s takes pictures of her food anymore when the family is out for a meal on occasion. Is it supposed to be an own? Do people care? I could understand if he was some sort of food blogger or if he was at a really exclusive restaurant but he's a morbidly obese internet clown in his mid 30s having what I can only assume is a bog standard dining experience in Portugal. Is this some kind of fat person thing? Are they just so excited about slamming food down their gullet all day that they assume everyone else is as well and so they must share it with the internet?

Hey fatass, your daily schlop isn't content. Get to dancing.

 

[Dead Wife]

Lmao, I hope he does trot into Burberry and spend a couple of months grocery money on a luggage tag or something. Only the best for the tabloid KANG.

 

[Tom Myers]

lmfao

I CAN FLY OFF TO PORTUGAL GET MY SKULL CRACKED AND LOSE MY DESIGNER PURSE EVERY FUCKIN MONTH IF I WANTED TO

IM RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH, NIGGA RIIIIIIIIIICH

Portuguese be like: FUCK YOUR PURSE NIGGA

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He's going to show us all up by buying another purse. This time is burberry!

If he doesn't buy a Hermes then we know for sure he's broke af.

 

[H. H. Lovecraft]

Portugal 2: The Monkey's Paw

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

In before the rage pig gets mugged again.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

What in the fucking Mid-Life Crisis is happening right now? Why go back to where you got your ass nearly killed? Im guessing ralph left pantsu and the baby at home again? Im not surprised. Hes insane. I’ll enjoy the epic ending to this visit as well. Hopefully no more pimps beat him half to death.

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

Ralph actually may have gone to Portugal to escape a beating at the hands of Sephardic Dingo, who threated to show up at his house yesterday.
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Didn't this faggot say he was gonna piss on someone's dead brother? Fucking thick irony here.

 

[Spergichu]

Ralph went back to contract Monkeypox from a gay pride festival so once he returns to the US, he can fly to Minnesota and infect Cancer Man. Just according to keikaku.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Guest appearances?

MOM STILL DEAD

Hosting own show?

MOM STILL DEAD

Going on vacation alone?

MOM STILL DEAD

Mom still dead?

MOM STILL DEAD

 

[Smarty Pants]

What in the fucking Mid-Life Crisis is happening right now? Why go back to where you got your ass nearly killed? Im guessing ralph left pantsu and the baby at home again? Im not surprised. Hes insane. I’ll enjoy the epic ending to this visit as well. Hopefully no more pimps beat him half to death.

He's trying to own his a-logs and also lowkey has a death wish and hopes pipe gang finishes the job this time.

 

[GaryGrey]

Some how Ralph has managed to turn himself into fat egg head Richard Spencer.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

>goes to another country to have a vacation
>tell your fiancée and kid to sit at home while you get to have a nice vacation time in another country. Something your SO has never experienced
>abandon your father duties as usual
>irl stream yourself hollering about random zceleb drama he injects himself into while smoking a cigar in public with everyone staring
>have TTS going just in case you want your viewers to spam gamer words in public

Ralph is essentially attempting suicide by random person on the street. He doesnt even know how to relax and have a vacation. Hes yelling in some courtyard right now about people in his chat lol.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

The Portuguese when they see Ralph