Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Bryan Dunn]

My deformed quad boobs and massive gunt in pictures are all just lies, it' NAWT TROOO chat. I'm actually skinny.

God he really is becoming Chris.

This is peak preformance!


Hes like a reverse-saitama from One Punch Man. Instesd of 100 sit ups, push ups and running. Its No IPAs, No exercise and lots of booze and hard drugs. Amazin’

He's in a tough conundrum because he makes money sperging out but then he also makes his enemies even more money by sperging out.

From my own experiences. Ive learned that all it takes is one psychopathic retard to piss off and then they stay up uour ass forever. Ralph will eventually run across a neet retard who has all the time in the world. Especially if he keeps pissing on his donators. Bet.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Food emergency threatens Portugal

Spoiler

"Corn is the major component in animal feed. As Jaime Piçarra, secretary general of the Portuguese association of animal feed industries, told Expresso: “Just in the last week, the price of a tonne of corn leapt from €300 to €420. This means, animal feed will increase 25% to 30%, which producers won’t be able to afford. The industry could collapse.”

He's gone back to cash out his corn harvest surplus.

This prize porker could be turned into enough Linguiça to feed a small city. Our Ralph is heroically stepping up to save the Portuguese by single-handedly eliminating their food shortage.

 

[LadiosSopp]

My deformed quad boobs and massive gunt in pictures are all just lies, it' NAWT TROOO chat. I'm actually skinny.

God he really is becoming Chris.

Pretty much. He's basically mirroring the videos Chris would put out to prove those dang dirty trolls on ED wrong on a regular basis. Only this is on a """grander""" scale because of Ralph's """"online status""""".

 

[Liebestod]

look how he keeps his bag within arms length now, he's learned his lesson from last time.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This is great because cozy Rozy and Meigh will finally get peace and quiet without his hollering and blasting rap music at all hours of the day.

Even the neighbors must be pleased.

 

[Angry Shoes]

he's learned his lesson

Let me stop you right there. If Ethan ever learned anything from previous mistakes we wouldn't be having this conversation right now.

 

[Stoneheart]

cant get a flights for the weekend to lisbon for a decent price. what a shame, would have been fun to get drunk and stalk some fat pig...

on the other hand, a flight to serbia isnt to bad right now and i could watch another fat pig talk to flying rats while eating pizza.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Isnt portugal a huge hotspot for Monkeypox right now? That would be absolutely amazing to see him catch the pox while hollering into the camera on vacation lmfao

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Isnt portugal a huge hotspot for Monkeypox right now? That would be absolutely amazing to see him catch the pox while hollering into the camera on vacation lmfao

It's hard for me to wrap my head around Ralph mutating even more. I want to believe though. Go get those Portuguese whores Ralph!

 

[Bryan Dunn]

It's hard for me to wrap my head around Ralph mutating even more. I want to believe though. Go get those Portuguese whores Ralph!

Ralph in the future picture here

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

How does he keep on delivering? At this point my theory is that Null is a crypto millionaire that sends Ralph tens of thousands of dollars a month to do retarded shit to keep the forum growing.

You know too much.

 

[Zilortha]

Ralph in the future picture here
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Something about the idea of Ralph's gunt playing superchats is cracking me up.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

>you can totally tell im losing weight chat!

Schitzo-posting ralph. Hes a pussy for life. Warski won @theralph

 

[Polyboros2]

He's talking to his phone fantasizing about Jim and Jade cancelling their day cause of his trip to Portugal sitting in a restaurant on his vacation.

He's amazing.

Healthy Ralph just lamented having to walk up hill!

 

[Lone MacReady]

Ralph in the future picture here
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"I... don't think that I can, continue. To have done the things I have done, in the name of lols and the killstream, it was madness. I can see that now, madness... There is no hope, leave now, leave... while you still have... hope...."

 

[GL09]

I literally cannot tell the difference between his head and his thumb whenever he's fondling the camera with his hand in this clip

 

[cheese burger69]

Ralph, flexing his $465 USD Gucci shades.

 

[SandyCat]

Maybe this time they'll kill him.

A guy can dream.

If he dies we'll lose out on future content. We haven't even gotten to the May divorce arc yet

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

He's gonna keep going back there until they kill him, isn't he?

 

[Polyboros2]

If he dies we'll lose out on future content. We haven't even gotten to the May divorce arc yet

I will alog anyone that denies me getting to see Ralph chewed up by California's Family Court. I'm seriously worried he dies before that.