Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[genericwhitemale]

Lmao, isn't today also Xander's first birthday. Obviously he can't see him or anything, but it's like the thought of his children makes him run for the fucking hills.

 

[cheese burger69]

Here is a quickly jotted down transcript of what I thought were the highlights of Portugal Day 1- Stream 1 and 2. Obviously imperfect, but should give the gist of what happened before returning to the hotel to nap as of right now.
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/p...311642/?hash=d4fdcfb1ccdca829ea4159788d0476c1

 

[Topgallant]

Something something Moortugal /int/ memes Alberto Barbosa.

Jcaesar187 bows before Barbosa

 

[HotdogWater]

You think you've outran the Office of Child Support Services, but you can't run forever.

 

[GuntPunt]

Getting beaten in the Portugese streets to avoid taking a beating from Andy Warski. It's like a weird hypothetical. "You are going to be pummeled by a Portugese man. Do you want it now or later?"

 

[cheese burger69]

https://twitter.com/kinocopter/status/1528802315053912066/photo/1

 

[LadiosSopp]

https://twitter.com/kinocopter/status/1528802315053912066/photo/1

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QRT from Ralph bitching about stalking in 3...2...

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

https://twitter.com/kinocopter/status/1528802315053912066/photo/1

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Any word on the homeless shelter, errr, "hostel" he's staying at this time?

 

[Squirrelcop]

Lookin a little scared there, fat boy.
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What the fuck is a de facto bounty? You either put out a bounty or not.

 

[Fausto]

https://twitter.com/kinocopter/status/1528802315053912066/photo/1

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Thats some grade-A owning the ayylawgs there Ralph.
Where is his butt buddy Sergio anyways? Is he too embarrassed to show up with a raging druggie?

 

[An automatic clown]

https://twitter.com/kinocopter/status/1528802315053912066/photo/1

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Selfie stick acquired (on May's credit card)
Diabetic compression socks
Two phones
Janky Supercuts "styling"

Yep that's Reethan

 

[LemonParty]

Look at all the fun Ralph is having on his vacation all by himself. He can't stop reading Kiwifarms.

Hi Ralph you pathetic loser.

 

[trickyzerg23]

So AI can make Ralph use gloves to fight, not being a gigantic GORDÃO, and to be inside the ring in a fictional sense.
But the Real Ralph continues to disappoint everyone.

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Those images are marvelously horrific and disturbing. There's a lot of pathos in the center-right, where they both look at the camera as vacuous hellmouths.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

https://twitter.com/kinocopter/status/1528802315053912066/photo/1

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lol at the compression socks and him wearing sneakers when he doesn't think anyone will take a picture that shows his height.

 

[An automatic clown]

lol at the compression socks and him wearing sneakers when he doesn't think anyone will take a picture that shows his height.

Need bench measurements stat

 

[Slimy Time]

Murse man, wherever you are, please make another appearance in Gunt's trip over there. Take his burger king crown this time.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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Look at all the fun Ralph is having on his vacation all by himself. He can't stop reading Kiwifarms.

Hi Ralph you pathetic loser.

Those fucking socks! Are those prescription?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

https://twitter.com/kinocopter/status/1528802315053912066/photo/1

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Hahahahaha will ralph attempt to press someone in a foreign country?

 

[Smarty Pants]

https://twitter.com/kinocopter/status/1528802315053912066/photo/1

This nigger can run but he can't hide.

The farms always win, Ethan.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This nigger can run

I refuse to believe that.