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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

At least he had big boy food and didn't get a bunch of Happy Meals.

Where will be next in Kevin's Kulinary Krusade? Taco Bell, KFC, Subway? Or will he go for some exotic local fare, like Greggs?

I reckon he'll keep to the US chains he knows. Kevryn isn't willing to step outside his comfort zone despite being a "polyamorous kinky queer T4T transbian". Godess *~ÜwÜ~* forbid he try black pudding, kippers, fish&chips, or really anything outside his autistically specific palate.
"Eat, Pray, Am Hole: One Extremely Gay Faggot's Search for Every American Fast Food Joint Across Bongland"

 

[Just Hamsters]

Man, I know Kevin is no where near famous enough, but I would absolutely love a MeatCanyon parody of his trip to the UK.

Guess I'll just have to rewatch the Nikocado Avacado one.

 

[kazuhiro]

I'm truly disappointed there isn't a camera crew following him around for a US remake of An Idiot Abroad.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

"sized such that it was made in the last 20 years, not 50"

What the fuck does that mean. 20 years is within the last 50 years. Have Big Macs shrunk? Or has he just got bigger?

it means your man is channelling MovieBob

I reckon he'll keep to the US chains he knows. Kevryn isn't willing to step outside his comfort zone despite being a "polyamorous kinky queer T4T transbian". Godess *~ÜwÜ~* forbid he try black pudding, kippers, fish&chips, or really anything outside his autistically specific palate.

or Indian food of any kind

 

[A Grey Cat]

or Indian food of any kind

Stubby dick: Let's go get some proper English food!
Kevin: KFC or kebab?


Seriously Welsh rabbit, toad in the hole, chipped beef on toast, a full English, beans on toast, spotted dick (stop laughing) all staples of jolly ole England and all Kevin wants to eat is the same crap he can get at home.

 

[MissAnthropist]

I had a random thought earlier today: what if Stebby is Kebby's fallback plan/sugar genderblob? Stebby clearly comes from money living where he lives, his Father doing what he did. Even if he's not currently rolling in money, there's likely a large inheritance or trust fund headed his way in the future. I guess that thought came to mind bc Stebby is such a weird choice for a "wife" and Kebby is sooooo into the declarations of love. Kevin's autistic but Stebby seems to be AUTISTIC. Like, his Dad had to quit his job to handle him at one point. And while none of Kevin's "wives" are lookers, Stebby is particularly weird looking (but I guess that's just, like, my opinion, man.)

I dunno. Random thoughts. I could see Kevvy latching on to Steb when he realized that Steb's got money coming.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I had a random thought earlier today: what if Stebby is Kebby's fallback plan/sugar genderblob? Stebby clearly comes from money living where he lives, his Father doing what he did. Even if he's not currently rolling in money, there's likely a large inheritance or trust fund headed his way in the future. I guess that thought came to mind bc Stebby is such a weird choice for a "wife" and Kebby is sooooo into the declarations of love. Kevin's autistic but Stebby seems to be AUTISTIC. Like, his Dad had to quit his job to handle him at one point. And while none of Kevin's "wives" are lookers, Stebby is particularly weird looking (but I guess that's just, like, my opinion, man.)

I dunno. Random thoughts. I could see Kevvy latching on to Steb when he realized that Steb's got money coming.

If that's the case and Kevin ends up renouncing his citizenship to stay in London with stubby dick then on behalf of the good old USA I offer my sincerest apologies to the united kingdom. Know that we didn't do this intentionally to unload the horrorcow onto you guys.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I had a random thought earlier today: what if Stebby is Kebby's fallback plan/sugar genderblob? Stebby clearly comes from money living where he lives, his Father doing what he did. Even if he's not currently rolling in money, there's likely a large inheritance or trust fund headed his way in the future. I guess that thought came to mind bc Stebby is such a weird choice for a "wife" and Kebby is sooooo into the declarations of love. Kevin's autistic but Stebby seems to be AUTISTIC. Like, his Dad had to quit his job to handle him at one point. And while none of Kevin's "wives" are lookers, Stebby is particularly weird looking (but I guess that's just, like, my opinion, man.)

I dunno. Random thoughts. I could see Kevvy latching on to Steb when he realized that Steb's got money coming.

He could enter the UK without a visa but I think he'd have to get some kind of permit if he wanted to stay longer. Then citizenship and a gender recognition certificate or whatever it's called.
How easy would it be for him to really stay in London indefinitely? @AfghanBlue @An Sionnach Seang @FinnSven ? I think he'd have to say goodbye to his Am Hole revision and uWu baps for a long time since NHS waiting times are quite long and he doesn't have enough money to pay for it out of pocket.

 

[FinnSven]

If that's the case and Kevin ends up renouncing his citizenship to stay in London with stubby dick then on behalf of the good old USA I offer my sincerest apologies to the united kingdom. Know that we didn't do this intentionally to unload the horrorcow onto you guys.

They could get married, and Kev would have to fill in paperwork designed for a thai bride or illiterate Pakistani cousin from the fields.

Edit in response to BorisBlankGlassEye.

As far as I am aware they would take his Passport with the sex given as his sex.
Maybe the fact that he was so desperate to get it changed before he came was because he has already planned this kind of exit strategy.

We speculate, and it’s not out of imagination that he has burned bridges with anyone willing to care for his lazy arse and trans-former addiction, but this Steb seems to be malleable enough.

Also I wager the mum, and possibly the dad, are willing to put up with whatever to keep him happy. He might be some kind of product of a months long Ecstasy binge, and they both feel guilty so indulgent.

As for Kevin being an unwelcome horror cow, don’t worry about that. Kevin may be a foul degenerate, but there are plenty of scum bags in the UK already.

A yank troon freeloading off the autistic son of an 80s club DJ is not especially upper lip unstiffening.

 

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[Spunt]

If he's on a tourist visa he can stay 6 months. If he gets sponsored by someone with a stable income I believe he can stay 2 years. Longer than that he'd need a student visa - and UK universities charge insane amounts to foreign students because the government limits what they can charge British ones - or a spousal visa, which will get him onto the radar of the immigration services who are big on cracking down on sham marriages (including carting brides off to jail in their wedding dresses) so that could lead to all sorts of hilarity.

On the other hand, fuck off Kevin, this country smells bad enough already without you wafting the Amhole around.

(edit: there's also a skilled workers visa and hahahahahaha sorry can't finish that sentence)

 

[Meiwaku]

If he's on a tourist visa he can stay 6 months. If he gets sponsored by someone with a stable income I believe he can stay 2 years. Longer than that he'd need a student visa - and UK universities charge insane amounts to foreign students because the government limits what they can charge British ones - or a spousal visa, which will get him onto the radar of the immigration services who are big on cracking down on sham marriages (including carting brides off to jail in their wedding dresses) so that could lead to all sorts of hilarity.

On the other hand, fuck off Kevin, this country smells bad enough already without you wafting the Amhole around.

(edit: there's also a skilled workers visa and hahahahahaha sorry can't finish that sentence)

The second you said workers Visa I knew that this was out the question

 

[Aramis]

I dunno. Random thoughts. I could see Kevvy latching on to Steb when he realized that Steb's got money coming.

Not impossible, but there's a lot of paperwork and expenses for the different types of visas and Kevin is allergic to any sort of effort.

 

[FinnSven]

Not impossible, but there's a lot of paperwork and expenses for the different types of visas and Kevin is allergic to any sort of effort.

Hence I wonder if that is why he chose steb.

Steb seems clueless, but I get the feeling that mummy fulfills all of his wishes, the dad has some money, and has recently been through a load of shit proving himself innocent of rape allegations, so will have some good legal representation on the books.

Parasites like Kev usually manage to find a willing victim/host.
The very fact that Steb seems happy that Kev is around demonstrates that he probably has never had a girlfriend or boyfriend before so Kev might actually seem worldly, exotic and fun to him.


TLDR:
Ponces are gonna ponce and spoiled autist man children get mummy and daddy wrapped around their little fingers.

 

[Meiwaku]

Hence I wonder if that is why he chose steb.

Steb seems clueless, but I get the feeling that mummy fulfills all of his wishes, the dad has some money, and has recently been through a load of shit proving himself innocent of rape allegations, so will have some good legal representation on the books.

Parasites like Kev usually manage to find a willing victim/host.
The very fact that Steb seems happy that Kev is around demonstrates that he probably has never had a girlfriend or boyfriend before so Kev might actually seem worldly, exotic and fun to him.


TLDR:
Ponces are gonna ponce and spoiled autist man children get mummy and daddy wrapped around their little fingers.

Steb has another transbian partner and actually has sex and has balls still so he has a sex drive. He's already getting huff huff girl dick from a "lesbian" so he doesn't need to fuck Kevin.

I think Kevin and Penny genuinely like one another. Penny has a provider complex and Kevin a peter pan one so they're a perfect match. Kevin has never had to work the entire time and has been enabled. He is comfy. Jen gets a tugboat for a back injury from falling in the shower at age 18 while he was a turbo lard(if you've ever had severe back issues you can empathize that this is likely true). Jen can provide 1k a month and also cooks lunches and stays quietly in his turbo autist card game area sleeving cards and making up game scenarios. He's basically not a liability anymore and is over his days of being a helldump on Something Awful. He also has an amhole so he isn't fucking anyone or anything since Penny got his balls removed and stopped having sex with his pet troons..

Penny loves taking care of her disabled tard and also Jen. This is literally an ideal situation for Kevin because he's enabled and cozy while Penny is busy doing tranny HGTV now. If Penny asked him to get a job though? He would be singing "God Save the Queen" at the top of his dainty feminine lungs.

 

[MissAnthropist]

FTR, I didn't mean that Kevvy is gonna just stay in the UK. I know that's not really feasible at this time. I was thinking more of the long con. You know, Kevvy keeps Stebby around so that when Stebby gets his inheritance he can mooch.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Not impossible, but there's a lot of paperwork and expenses for the different types of visas and Kevin is allergic to any sort of effort.

don't know about the other types, but workers' visas cost a bastard fortune even for citizens of Commonwealth countries; I suspect it's more expensive still for non-Commonwealth countries, e.g. the USA

 

[Meiwaku]

don't know about the other types, but workers' visas cost a bastard fortune even for citizens of Commonwealth countries; I suspect it's more expensive still for non-Commonwealth countries, e.g. the USA

Workers visas aren't terrible to get if you're not from South America and have some college level experience. There's so many fucking Pajeets here in tech with their "hello i have a query" in your emails. It's very easy if you have a mild amount of money and some education. A single Chinese female friend of mine is getting hers now. The process isn't that bad especially if you already speak some English. The thing is finding a job because they sponsor your Visa. For laborers, there are some states that have programs for people to come work contracts of like 3 years and then they can renew it if they want. Most of these are people coming to work, send money home, and inevitably go back home themselves. This is how a lot of the farming ones work. I'm assuming thats a thing for lawn companies as well.

Marraige Visas are easy and about 2 years until your card is gucci. If you stay in the country while on a visa you can still divorce and stay a citizen even with a green card if you write letters to the glowies explaining your circumstances. So women who were import brides basically can get away if their husband starts tarding out even before the citizenship is official. PL: Happened to an ex gf of mine.

Spoiler: Mild sperg about foreign bride marraige via academic stats

The post 2 year mark is also the time when people realized they didn't marry submissive foreign qt gf but a human being and likely a tiger. Divorce rates at least amongst Chinese foreign marraiges here are about 50% after that mark. I'm positive the numbers are similar for other countries if not worse because if you go looking online to import someone who you find hot because you can't get it in your own country, honey you got a big storm coming.

I suppose if it's the same in the UK Kevin would start acting more retarded after 2 years but I don't see that as a possibility. He is already getting his Rocky Mountain Amhole revision and on the path to giant titties. Colorado has good poor nigger healthcare for citizens so there's really no reason for him to move unless he's utterly charmed with the UK McDonalds and Dominos experience.

I think him going outside is likely something novel here because he lives in the middle of nowhere in a place drier than his sex life and only goes to Costco or fast food sometimes. He has more autonomy in the UK simply because they have a pretty good public transport system (America sucks dick for this). He could likely tard around in the big cities without driving a car just fine and get to go to CoomCon or whatever.

I Doubleposted like a tard because mobilefagging so here's the latest Kevo update:

Kevin Had Sex


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Kevin the wordly man
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Kevin confirmed returning. Limey Kiwis on suicide watch
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Kevin having 0 manners and being unable to read a room.
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[MissAnthropist]

Kevin wrote this like his Mom is dead.

 

[A Grey Cat]

"If covid becomes less of a thing."

Oh kevin you poor deluded fool.

Kevin confirmed returning. Limey Kiwis on suicide watch

did you mean to say "staying" If he was returning as in returning to the usa I think you lot would break out the champagne and celebrate.