DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SomeBoyo]

 

[UaineRunei]

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Phil saw Keem say $50k and he jumped off prestream ASAP

"Hello Keemstar sir! It seems that you didn't answer my last message and I just want to make sure you're not upset with me. Please respond. Thank you in advance!" - 52 minutes ago.

"Hello sir! Did you receive my last message? Sometimes my phone just glitches on me lol. Is everything ok? Am I still getting the money, right?" - 31 minutes ago.

"Keemstar sir, good evening! Did you read my last message? Man, trolls are so butthurt that we're talking LOL. Anyway, if you can, please swing by and answer my messages. Thank you, sir!" - 10 minutes ago.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Ricky Berwick vs DSP MAKE IT HAPPEN KEEM​

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I wouldn't agree with "universally more hated" *any longer*, some years ago, yes, without a doubt!

Phil, as you're a machoor adult that knows how the world works, how can't you see it's the opposite?
Anyone looking for a job (or other business opportunities) has to initiate the process by applying for it through job application, getting a loan and/or so on...
This further proves what we all know, you've never actually had a work, your dad got you a position in companies he worked for/or as a favour to him and they put you in the corner to sharpen pencils'n'shit... (there's no way in hell you've ever applied for a job ever)

Yeah it's crazy how Ethan becoming such a huge sperg has actually made people like Keem more and more.

 

[grump]

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Phil saw Keem say $50k and he jumped off prestream ASAP

I love how he was all high and mighty trying to make Keem kiss the golden ring but instantly changed his tune and obeyed Keem's command like a well trained puppy at the mention of a payday.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Phil will not have sex with a woman for 50k, let alone fight somebody in a ring.

 

[DukeMorty]

Let's say he takes the $50k and fights (I don't think he will but greed is massively strong), I guarantee you that he will tell his audience that he has to pay a big tax so at the end of the day he gets only $25k. Then states the rest pays off one of his backed taxes but he still needs money because he has one more backed taxes to pay off plus the upcoming taxes and bills.

If this fucker gets that money it won't change anything on his streams and he will still beg. This might be the final straw for some of his whales but no worries some new whales come and the cycle of begging continues for all eternity.

 

[Mentally Ill Detractor]

I don't care if fat boy gets 50k, I want him to get his face caved in at a boxing match. Imagine it, his body is falling apart when he's just sitting down streaming. A couple of punches to the face and his ears would fall off.

Even if Dave would bother showing up (He won't), he'd get hit once and fall on the ground acting like he got run over by a semi-truck. Maybe they could tie it to some sort of performance bonus i.e. "Stay in the fight for a minute minimum" but that seems like it would be legally dubious. Either way he wouldn't pass a physical to even be allowed in the ring.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

If all goes according to this ludicrous boxing plan, I honestly hope DSP is a moderator, or commentator, in a boxing match. Can you imagine the uber clown mode we would get? You thought the WWE Sims was bad, hohoho boy.

Phil will not have sex with a woman for 50k, let alone fight somebody in a ring.

But he would watch two men sweat all over each other and grunt for 50k. DEBUNKED!

 

[JimiHendrix]

imagine if phil agrees to this fight and actually gets in shape and dominates the match.

obviously that won't happen but my point is it could resource wise, he has the time and money to make that happen. he just doesn't have the will to do it.

but it'd be hilarious if he did.

 

[CT 05]

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Phil saw Keem say $50k and he jumped off prestream ASAP

lmao waved money in his face and the email method is dead and buried

 

[Balr0g]

He looks like a goddamn concentration camp survivor, circa 1945.

Too fat. Was probably the camp director who never left his office

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

There is zero chance he would fight, the only thing that outweighs his greed is his cowardice of being exposed in real life.

 

[=.=]

 

[Philbo Beggins]

There is zero chance he would fight, the only thing that outweighs his greed is his cowardice of being exposed in real life.

Can't believe people are even entertaining the idea. He won't leave his safe space for any amount of money.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

DSP makes 10K monthly. No way is he gonna accept a legit fight for just half a year's income. That being said, just the thought of him in a fight, getting hit is so great. It puts a smile on my face.

Unless Keem leaks the DMs we will never know. I'm guessing Phil just wants the details and will puss out when he finds out it's about him boxing someone. Again that's just a guess.

Oh yeah, no doubt. I am just waiting for the DM leaks because Keem isn't like Wimgs. He will make Phil look like a dumbass. That's the fun part. Phil isn't gonna actually do anything that requires effort. Best case scenario: Keem exposes something big about him.

 

[Balr0g]

Also on a possible fight thing: Phil will never accept: after all if he gets 50k his begging would make even his dents notice that something is off. Think about it: 50k are half a year in tips if Phil would hit the 150 goal each stream. Plus imagine the taxes he would have to pay after that. "Keemstar is killing me REEEEEEE"

 

[Coke Zero]

Based on recent events, I am going to assume Keemstar wants Phil to fight on the card with Warski and Ralph. Phil will most likely turn this down despite $50k + whatever percent he gets on the ticket sales because he doesn't want to get his ass kicked like he should have years ago.

Maybe they could put a bra on phil and he could be the card girl in between rounds jiggling his tits. There's no way phil is fighting anyone with those skeleton arms and flabby titties.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Dave giving up a $50K tip cause his schedule is completely inflexible.

Worse than that. He's giving up $50k because any time he interacts with another content creator he needs to be as petty and spiteful as posssible.

40 years old and you speak like a child who just learnt their first swear words

He doesn't know a lot of words. Heres a quick list
-liquidity
-infamous
-thus
-support
-charity
A lot of words he he uses to sound smart but he doesn't actually know how to use. Just recently i heard him say "irregardless". That's not a word. Regardless is a word. "Irregardless" is not.

Phill would never leave the house for reasons not related to food or Gin. Maybe he's doing it to seem busy, who knows.

So NOW he has time to add exercise to his day? Before, he didn't. He was too busy cutting up his stream, uploading it, paying bills, making dinner, and feeding jasper. This took up his whole day. But NOW he has time? Probably replaced watching documentaries and responses that he claimed to not be watching (but now admits he watched already.)

 

[Muppetmode]

Let's say he takes the $50k and fights (I don't think he will but greed is massively strong), I guarantee you that he will tell his audience that he has to pay a big tax so at the end of the day he gets only $25k. Then states the rest pays off one of his backed taxes but he still needs money because he has one more backed taxes to pay off plus the upcoming taxes and bills.

If this fucker gets that money it won't change anything on his streams and he will still beg. This might be the final straw for some of his whales but no worries some new whales come and the cycle of begging continues for all eternity.

Then when tax time rolls around next year, begathons galore