Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Where is he getting the money for all of these retarded trips? Is he just racking up some insane credit card debt?

What's left of his inheritance would be my first guess.

 

[Lord Cat Tree Stump]

This feels like the simulation is reusing code. Irregardless it was not on my bingo card so I’m holding out for a ring theft and possibly an unplanned hospital stay (Monkey Pox and a new man bag would be a bonus).

 

[break these cuffs]

Lol, didn’t even bother inviting Dax this time. Perhaps Ralph has taken the hint?

I bet Gunt asked him in private. Dax ditching him now a firm ayylawg meme. I'm not sure he'll risk asking again in public without first confirming a yes in private.

 

[Jack Awful]

Is he just racking up some insane credit card debt for May?

FTFY and yes.

 

[AltisticRight]

I always wanted to buy that Hermes man purse, the Ultrapla 24 ($5815) and a matching Jacket 24 ($4810), but I'm too poor.

I bet Ralph is also too poor to buy them. I'd be pretty mad if he proves me wrong but he won't because he's a brokeass bitch.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Certainly this is a better use of Mays credit card. Paying child support and saving for your children’s futures and educations is for simps.
I wouldn’t expect less from Ralph.
ETA yes Ralph should definitely sink some $$ on LV, they’ve doubled their prices for their entry-level bags this season. What could go wrong?

 

[Rose Breeder]

What shall it be this time? A narcotic exchange turned shanking? Stuck between soccer hooligans and riot police? A lynching at the gypsie market? Confrontation with the National Republican Guard? A tragic fall from Christ the King?

The best is yet to come.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

Ralph really thinks that going back to the land that stole his purse to buy another purse is some sort of epic win.

Some arab will be eating good by the time this trip is over after pawning off the burberry gurse.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

To try and salvage a loss and come back a own both the Alawgz and Warski for some warped pig reason. The fact he got laughed at by a lot of people, especially Metokur, means that beating and the subsequent mocking he got has been at the forefront of his mind all year. By going back, streaming acting like a dick and hopefully not cop another beating Ralph can spin it in his own heads that he won. He took a massive narcissistic injury and this is a massive public cope to try and convince others, and himself, that he didn't.

It truly is 100% a cope and trying to style on Warski. Here's the thing, he says, "I'm just on holiday, I'm not here for any other reason than that" when earlier in the day he said he had a lay-over in Iceland. Why didn't he just book a trip to Iceland? He said he liked their airport seafood.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph buddy I don’t want to alarm you, but I think I sussed out who’s following you. Do you recognize him from last time?

 

[AltisticRight]

New poll.
I voted the first one but Ralph will prove me wrong.

 

[Hamdulilah]

He's clearly there to train for his boxing event which will definitely happen. He may even get to throw a punch this time!

 

[PaladinBoo]

I like that Ralph spends thousands of dollars on himself and his vices instead of his kids. It is not like his sons first birthday is coming up or that there is a baby formula shortage right now. Fuck that shit! A true Ralphamale cares only for himself and getting his dick wet in underage prostitutes then caring for his children.

 

[part timer]

He really wants to be as fat away as possible from his child doesn’t he?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

New poll.
I voted the first one but Ralph will prove me wrong.

I vote option 7, nothing will happen. He will be taking extra care not to wander around at night, and spend most of his day seething on his phone reading twitter and kiwi farms.

 

[Burd Turglar]

https://twitter.com/kinocopter/status/1528802315053912066/photo/1

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That's exactly how I like to vacation, staring at two phones with dad shoes, tall as shit socks cutting off the circulation to my hooves all with my gunt covering my tiny pecker.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Burberry bags are the default purchase of white trash and niggers everywhere. Louis Vuitton or STFU, you broke bitch.

They must be a lolcow thing. In the death fat forum resident lolcow Alice Wright bribes gay black men with monogrammed Burberry scarves to go to events with her.

Gunt just bought himself some Nigerian Buberrie purse. He seemed fixated on Burberry all of a sudden, no doubt because he saw black bucks selling it on the streets when he arrived. Can you imagine being in Portugal and buying knock-off Burberry? I know when I go to Portugal I want to shop for UK brands made in China.

Loewe has a store in Lisbon and they make some of the best leather goods in Europe and they are actually made in Spain, not China. Then again, Gunt couldn’t afford to buy from the Loewe, that’s for rich people and royalty. Made in China Burberry from handsome Nigerians is good for wiggers that don’t know any better.

What's left of his inheritance would be my first guess.

LMAO, you can’t spend useless swamp land or half of a condemned crack shack.

Gunt has at least three CC in May’s name with $1k limits, he gets his power chat deposit and maybe his Catboi paycheck finally cleared. Now that Jaden and Simon have fled there was an opening for “white trash drama magnet and laughing stock that makes Fuentes look good by comparison” position in the AF offices. Beardson thought the job was beneath him, but Gunt was happy to accept.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Found relevant article.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

No, fuck off, there’s no way, he did not go back to Portugal.

Jesus Christ in heaven.

 

[break these cuffs]

That's exactly how I like to vacation, staring at two phones with dad shoes, tall as shit socks cutting off the circulation to my hooves all with my gunt covering my tiny pecker.

Those compression socks are specifically to keep blood circulating. They're common with diabetics and people with other circulatory disorders.