Your mother's pussy is worthless now, how do you fuck it?

[Black Light Red Panic]

Your mother is worth jack shit now. It's impossible to fuck her in any meaningful way. How will you cum?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

How will you cum?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Look, if someone like Chris Chan can figure out a way to fuck his dried up 80 year old mother and enjoy it, then you can too. I'm sick of youngsters these days and their god damned excuses.

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Sex toys are only for women because nothing gets them off like spending money on useless nonsense they could've just as easily gotten the job done without.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Just gotta zap to the extreme.

Prolapse is God's secret handshake.

 

[Latvophile]

i dont participate in reddit incest orgies

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I'd fuck ya mum till her cunt caved in then

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

We never kept cats, more of a bird man myself

 

[Duke Nukem]

You could always ask Chris for tips but I personally can't recommend that you actually do this.

 

[Under Arrest]

We never kept cats, more of a bird man myself

Me too.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Use a penis extender.