Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
So some people I chat with occasionally have speculated that Ralph may be back in Portugal specifically to look at Rental Properties. They pointed to laws and livable standards as a prime cause for this but when I decided to look into it I found out that Portugal is one of the few few countries that has told america repeatedly it does not recognize extradition in many circumstances however it is apart of the Extradition Treaty. Specifically they only will extradite if the crime is extremely recent and is a capital crime such as Murder etc. even then is questionable. Just a few cases of Portugal telling america to fuck off exist in basic google search.


I find it very possible that ralph is attempting to look into moving out of country to avoid US state cases/civil cases as well as Taxation litigation. With Portugal conveniently being a possible safe haven(as long as the gunt doesnt do felon criminal cases anytime soon in America).

Im not sure if this has been touched on in this gunt threads but I am a fan of this theory nonetheless.
I think if he was looking at properties it he would be squeeling about it to his paypigs and would of love streamed from there. “Look at this mansion, ayylawgz btfoed, this is where I would put the new studio, and out there is where may can stay if she wants“

Also not sure what visa he could get, to get a golden visa you need to spend like 300,000 euros on a property.

buuttt he was also looking at going to
Mexico and they too are a safe harbor for criminal scum…
 
Lol this nigger couldn’t afford to fly business or first class. His broke ass flew COACH to Portugal :story:

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What a fucking loser. One of the perks of having the kind of income he claims to have is never having to fly coach. But you can’t buy counterfeit business class tickets from street sellers so he flew in cattle class. Or, in his case, pigpen class.
I fucking hate coach. I've been flying business for the last 6 years. I'm never going back, I'll rather die.
 
Also not sure what visa he could get,
You can rent in portugal without a visa however you cannot purchase residential property without the start of citizenship/residency permit. Since he is considered a CEO business owner of Sunrise Entertainment or whatever the fuck his shit is called id say its a high chance to get a visa once he rents property.

The country offers 90 to 180 day stay without visa and gaining a residency permit is very straightforward but portugal does take felony cases into consideration. Specifically he can apply for residency permit but I dont know if he will be given whats considered a SEF/Golden Ticket Visa permit(meaning becoming an expat). I guess it all depends on how he goes about it if this is his true intentions.
 
So some people I chat with occasionally have speculated that Ralph may be back in Portugal specifically to look at Rental Properties. They pointed to laws and livable standards as a prime cause for this but when I decided to look into it I found out that Portugal is one of the few few countries that has told america repeatedly it does not recognize extradition in many circumstances however it is apart of the Extradition Treaty. Specifically they only will extradite if the crime is extremely recent and is a capital crime such as Murder etc. even then is questionable. Just a few cases of Portugal telling america to fuck off exist in basic google search.


I find it very possible that ralph is attempting to look into moving out of country to avoid US state cases/civil cases as well as Taxation litigation. With Portugal conveniently being a possible safe haven(as long as the gunt doesnt do felon criminal cases anytime soon in America).

Im not sure if this has been touched on in this gunt threads but I am a fan of this theory nonetheless.
Ralph fleeing the country to avoid child support payments would be the ultimate Ralphamale move. He gets to continually claim he’s an outlaw on the run, blam it on his detractors, and gets to think he’s owning Andy Warski for living in Portugal. So what if he’s a deadbeat dad that literally stepped out on his child’s life?
 
I fucking hate coach. I've been flying business for the last 6 years. I'm never going back, I'll rather die.
Seriously. Anyone who claims to make bank and flies coach on international flights is a verified liar. Ethan Ralph is a penny pinching tax fraud. He probably thinks this entire trip is a write-off and still flew coach. :story: What a poor.
 
Ralph fleeing the country to avoid child support payments would be the ultimate Ralphamale move. He gets to continually claim he’s an outlaw on the run, blam it on his detractors, and gets to think he’s owning Andy Warski for living in Portugal. So what if he’s a deadbeat dad that literally stepped out on his child’s life?
Tbh he’s repeatedly made claims hes a flight-risk and mentioned mexico with portugal as fleeing destinations. Who knows with ralph.
 
I'm surprised they don't make him buy two seats. Imagine having the middle seat with Ralph on the aisle.
And hearing him nonstop holler on the flight to Lisbon.
"The fuckin wifi on this plane sucks dick, I should go to the pilots personally and holler at them to get me some 5 gigaherz wifi up in this motherfucker"
 
buuttt he was also looking at going to
Mexico and they too are a safe harbor for criminal scum…
Depending on where he lands in Mexico, he'd be fucked. Even in touristy places the Cartels are omnipresent and looking for drugs is one way to get yourself in trouble. Gunt would get ripped off for sure and if he acts like his usual unhinged self, probably beaten to shit or even killed, people get killed for much less on a daily basis!

Tbh he’s repeatedly made claims hes a flight-risk and mentioned mexico with portugal as fleeing destinations. Who knows with ralph.
Fucking brilliant, moving to a country he knows fuckall about just to "own" some guy. He doesn't speak the local language (which can be very complex to learn and speak correctly), has no idea of the local laws and thinks he will be tolerated on a much smaller community. This is a retarded idea on many levels, probably business as usual for this fucking idiot!
 
Just want to reiterrate, Imagine going on holiday alone, imagine how pathetic and sad you must be to do that. Ralph I know your seething as we speak, christian men earn a wage and save it to take thier families nice places, since neither applies to you, please, by all means contiune.
 
Would be really funny if he got himself beat and mugged again but Papa Gunt's 1400 karat ring got left behind cuz even ghetto Portuguese pimps realize it's worse less than the sausage it's attached to

You do know after he got his purse (medallion) stolen that he transferred his powers to his Ronnie Ring (high school graduation ring).
They, and apparently you, miss the entire value of that shiny prize from a chicken machine family heirloom.
 
"Where the fuck am I gonna get $1100 a month?" Ponders the gunt as he sits on a solo, spontaneous trip to Lisbon.
Funnily enough, that's about what Ralph claims to make in a day of collecting superchats. While we all know that's complete bullshit, Ralph is basically telling his audience he doesn't want to work a day out of the month to see his son. Instead, he copes by pretending he has a chance of winning full custody in a California family court.

He's probably gonna fall back on the "Xander will seek me out once he comes of age" cope. Even if Ralph is alive by that point (unlikely), Xander will have trooned out by then.
 
Just want to reiterrate, Imagine going on holiday alone, imagine how pathetic and sad you must be to do that. Ralph I know your seething as we speak, christian men earn a wage and save it to take thier families nice places, since neither applies to you, please, by all means contiune.
Meh going on holiday alone really isn't that bad, it's significantly better with family and friends that's for sure. The problem with Ralph is he flew all the way to Lisbon just to do the same boring live stream he does in the crack shack and to also just sperg out on Twitter all day. Like why even go to another country if you're just gonna do the same shit you're doing at home?

Ralph's first Portugal trip was better, getting his shit kicked in by underaged tranny's was at least funny. This current trip is lame.
 
Just want to reiterrate, Imagine going on holiday alone, imagine how pathetic and sad you must be to do that. Ralph I know your seething as we speak, christian men earn a wage and save it to take thier families nice places, since neither applies to you, please, by all means contiune.
Going on holiday alone isn't that bad, it can be a lot of fun. I mean when you have a newborn and fiance at home that you never take anywhere however it's pretty shitty. The thing with gunt going on holiday alone is, he's not being adventurous or exploring and having fun, he's eating fast food and sitting on his ass seething on twitter and reading kiwi farms, that's pathetic.
 
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