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I wonder if Ralph has to pass a drug screen to see Xander? Or will they wait until/unless he stars a-hollerin' during visitations?
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Just think. Ralph is probably spending 2 or 3 months-worth of ever meeting Xander on this dumb trip he took to Portugal for no apparent reason. More if he actually buys a new purse to pwn the ayylawgs.
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Full Custody Court is one thing he doesn't have a chance of winning. If he takes that to court he will get ruined and will be legally obligated to pay Faith/Xander until he turns 18 and still won't get full custody like he claims.
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It's for his ego and for his fans.
"I WOULDA gotten full custody if it wasn't for the damn commiefornia court system's bias against men!"
"Yeah! You go Ralph! Fuck Vickers and Faith!"
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If the Vickers were smart they would make that a condition for visitation, so probably not.
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...... you're a white trash pill popper taking trashy ghetto drugs lol. Also isn't that just booze and cough syrup?
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As a white person who didn't grow up in a trailer park, I had to look it up but yes- it's cough syrup mixed with either booze or grape soda. Imagine being so proud of a white trash upbringing.
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Love that he’s so perpetually mentally stunted as a permanent high schooler he brags about drug use while in his 40s
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He only stopped wearing his midget/girl purse when he couldn't wear it any more because someone saw how bitch-made he was and just took it from him.
I hope any custody dispute is chock full of all the evidence it takes to bury this motherfucker once and for all.
Imagine being proud of being from Memphis. Imagine not even being from Tennessee but from Arkansas instead, and dreaming that you had the class to be from Memphis. Fucking pathetic!
Ralph should atone for his sins by consuming some buckshot.
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Also Ralph "Arrest him, Arrest him"
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Never heard it called lean. This is Purple Drank. I've partied among the trashiest whites, and ghetto ass blacks. Never seen the whites do this. Trashy hood nigs love it, though. It's right up Ralph's alley.
I've never partook of this particular ghetto delicacy, myself, and the logistics his tweet suggest are confusing. Why did he have to buy it off "some bitch?" Its simple enough. WalGreens/CVS/RiteAid? WalMart? Or do stores turn away idiots who waddle up to the register with a 20oz o' the grape and a bottle of the coughysauce?
Despite my own experiences with those crowds, I just don't understand that level of human wreckage, and I don't really want to.
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After looking into it a little more, while over-the-counter cough syrup can be used, true and honest wiggers like Ralph probably prefer the variation made with prescription cough syrup containing codeine. Then it's mixed with soda and a jolly rancher.
No wonder the Gunt is so fond of this drug, just look at the ingredients: opiates, high fructose corn syrup and candy. It's like a recipe for obesity and diabetes.
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That makes sense. And I cant believe I forgot about the Jolly Ranchers. They dissolve Jolly Ranchers or Life Savers into it! Nigs like to put candy in stuff. Skittles in cheap vodka was also popular, but to be fair, I've seen trailer trash drink that, too.
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lean is usually made with codeine-promethazine cough syrup and not your normal NyQuil that you get at Walmart. Usually some nigger will fake bronchitis symptoms for it as that's the only legal way to get in the states and it's cheaper doing it that way as Medicaid will foot most of the bill, instead of paying some dealer a premium.
Now if Ralph wants easy access to lean he's probably in the right country for it as European countries don't have the same restrictions the US has when it comes to narcotics and most sell codeine over the counter. So Ralph you better nigger it up while you're in Lisbon, wouldn't want your trip just to be sperging out on Twitter in a foreign country.
Off topic Fun fact lean is currently a problem in the UK proving that the British are truly just niggers.
Now if Ralph wants easy access to lean he's probably in the right country for it as European countries don't have the same restrictions the US has when it comes to narcotics and most sell codeine over the counter. So Ralph you better nigger it up while you're in Lisbon, wouldn't want your trip just to be sperging out on Twitter in a foreign country.
Off topic Fun fact lean is currently a problem in the UK proving that the British are truly just niggers.
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You're supposed to grow out of your cough-syrup phase before you look like you're 60, Ralph.
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Lean must be a regional thing, I've always heard it called Purple Drank too. It always sounded pretty disgusting that only some desperate miserable pig man would drink.
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Alcohol and codeine. An A+ combination for fat people who have breathing issues.