Celebrity Azealia Amanda Banks / Azealia Banks / cheapyxousa - Legendary dramacow, rapper from the 212, practicing witch, cat taxidermist, master troll, fights with everyone and everything

Who Will Azealia Banks Feud With Next?

  • Pink

    Votes: 22 10.3%

  • Justin Trudeau

    Votes: 23 10.8%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 24 11.3%

  • Tucker Carlson

    Votes: 26 12.2%

  • Candace Owens

    Votes: 55 25.8%

  • A VTuber

    Votes: 57 26.8%

  • Null

    Votes: 74 34.7%
  • Total voters
    213
Azealia reflects on her return from Twitter banishment. [Archive] [Archive]
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'Part time position for a hentai artist', a different kind of tragedy than 'for sale baby shoes, never worn', but almost. [Archive]
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More BPD incoming... Azealia's been tweeting such an exceptional volume of shit it requires categorization. In other words, she's back, and has a lot of decade-old beefs to rehash, plus some new ones.

Shitting on Nicki Minaj. The phrase 'I'm the main rap girl' was dubiously ever true, but most certainly not in the year 2022. That said, 'eats canned corn as a side dish' gives chuckles. [Archive] [Archive]
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Shitting on Charli XCX. [Archive] [Archive]
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Shitting on Lady Gaga. Sadly we'll never know what set her off on a six-part rant about her old antagonist. [Archive] [Archive] [Archive]
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Not quite shitting on Lily Allen and Miley Cyrus. [Archive] [Archive]
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A multi-day snit with Boiler Room, a very trendoid UK-based promoter. Apparently they canceled a booking due to her expressing opinions on Ukraine, and while that is absurd, her response is a three day tear of bitching, trolling, revealing details of contracts and repeatedly citing Chelsea Manning (who of course is two degrees of separation from AB in the Elon/Grimes sex web).
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Miscellaneous:
On the 'Azealia as Indian goddess birthing Elon and slaying Grimes' portrait: it looks like a Ukrainian guy drew it from a photograph for her if I'm reading it righ (she does confirm he's safe in another tweet). [Archive]
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Is this trolling? (lol) No, apparently Lou Reed talked her up in 2012 [Guardian]. [Archive] [Archive]
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Expounding on prevailing theories on the use of the n-word. [Archive]
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Pretty, mean as fuck, spiteful, petty in ways hard to quantify, and for sure a whole lot of trouble. This isn't a "don't stick your dick in crazy" kind of woman; she's a "don't stick your dick in that claymore mine" kind of woman.

And I love her.
 
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She's mean, but she's mean in the way your grizzled, divorced Auntie who chain smokes in the kitchen with black coffee is mean; sure, she'll nitpick your dumbassery when you're in the wrong and let you know when you're starting to put on weight, but sure as hell she'll also take a tire iron to the knees of anybody who does you wrong
 
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The only thing She ever did I disagreed with was getting those ridiculous bolt ons. At least she did nudes before getting them though (and she looks better without them). She is incredibly witty, savage, and talented. I think if she wasn't musician, she could have made it as a comic.

Plus, for all her "kill whitey" schtick, she also used to openly simp for white cock on her twitter as well which was hilarious. She was asking someone to post her pre boob job nudes on Stormfront to see what they would say, and I remember at least a few posters said she wasn't bad. I wish I still had the screencaps of all that...it was about 10 years ago though.
 
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Russian Bot said:
The only thing She ever did I disagreed with was getting those ridiculous bolt ons. At least she did nudes before getting them though (and she looks better without them). She is incredibly witty, savage, and talented. I think if she wasn't musician, she could have made it as a comic.

Plus, for all her "kill whitey" schtick, she also used to openly simp for white cock on her twitter as well which was hilarious. She was asking someone to post her pre boob job nudes on Stormfront to see what they would say, and I remember at least a few posters said she wasn't bad. I wish I still had the screencaps of all that...it was about 10 years ago though.
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I mean I’d add the chicken sacrifice closet to that list as well but go off lol
 
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Russian Bot said:
Plus, for all her "kill whitey" schtick, she also used to openly simp for white cock on her twitter as well which was hilarious. She was asking someone to post her pre boob job nudes on Stormfront to see what they would say, and I remember at least a few posters said she wasn't bad. I wish I still had the screencaps of all that...it was about 10 years ago though.
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Vintage Azealia (2012-14) was the best and you can't change my mind.

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