Youtubers teetering on the edge of cowdom - Who is next to fall from grace, and why?

[Hagane]

This is what these fuckers do. The mental gymnastics to shit on your fan base is really something.
Another teeter is Def Noodles. Man he is really killing his channel at an impressive rate. Lost 4k subs in 4 weeks. Doing worse every.fucking.day. Simps for Ethan Kline. He had this obsession with being from Brazil. And no matter how many times you tell him you do not care if he was born in Brazil he will make sure you know that he is. He even called his mom to prove it. He hates his audience more everyday. His views prove it. Spits nothing but vitriol, and hates everything that he is.

And now he's suing Keemstar for an obviously joke tweet lampshading the amount of false pedophile accusations he used to peddle in 2021.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Bev from Our Half Acre Homestead isn't teetering on the edge of cowdom, she is a fucking Holstein, udders full of heavy cream.

Imagine if you will a mid-50s washed up excuse for a Leaf housewife/landwhale who spends her days sleeping till noon, smoking probably $200CAD of weed a day on livesteam, and pretending to be a culinary genius a la Jack Scalfani. I mean some of her culinary abortions are about as legendary as Jack's. She also loves bitmojis. She makes it a point all the time to say she is an ex-alcoholic, but clearly she just replaced the alcohol with insane amounts of weed. She imagines herself a psychic who does tarot card readings on her livestream. She also wants to larp as a homesteader. She used to actually have animals, but got too fucking fat, lazy, and high to care for them, so got rid of them. She is barely mobile despite not being a 600lb deathfat yet. She films herself using a walker to plant like 6 tomato plants, bitching the whole time that she would be wiped out tomorrow from this herculean effort. She is in a massive amount of tax debt from her YT channel. Her husband is a calf himself, but that's for later.

Here is her recent livestream where she is pissed at Quebec for speaking French and demands English signs. Again, this is a born and bred Leaf who has lived in Quebec for over 10 years, not some retard Americant. She gets pissed about her tea from Tim Hortons or wherever for not having the double milk she wanted, so she chucked it out of her car in a tard rage. Then she talks about how she was always too good of an employee and that's why she can't work. There is some long ramble about Satan in there. I have archived it but it won't upload correctly. Probably too large or some shit. IDK, I am retarded.

Video of her using a walker to plant a few excuses for tomato plants. I mentioned she is only in her 50s, right?:

Some delicious meals:

Like with Scalfani, the wendigo inside of her demands food now, so she burns herself multiple times trying to eat this sad excuse for a bagel:

Imagine this is your fucking birthday dinner. Also her husband is a full blown diabetic and she makes this shit all the time:

Doing CPR on a chicken:

Livestream Channel
TikTok
Gossip Bakery Threads (the users here believe only in PLing, so sorry in advance).

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Emzotic posted a cringey as fuck video on her YouTube that I couldn't even finish.
Imagine being a kid wanting to see videos of animals and you come across this crazy half chink mutant in amongst them lmao!
Come for the ferrets, stay for the meltdowns.
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power level: I have a lot of Asians in my family. they kind, but their kids act like this. I think it's the west having this weird Asian obsession at the moment. basically, they think being half jap/korean/chinese gives whatever they make an extra flare. it's stupid and lazy.

 

[StanleyYelnats]

Update on Def Noodles. He has had lost another 1k subs. From 602k to 595k in about a month and a half. He’s going the distance.

 

[Dream_Cooter]

Update on Def Noodles. He has had lost another 1k subs. From 602k to 595k in about a month and a half. He’s going the distance.

I used to love him until he became a professional Covid Narc.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Update on Def Noodles. He has had lost another 1k subs. From 602k to 595k in about a month and a half. He’s going the distance.

I remember following him for a few weeks and getting bored of him. Then I randomly found him again when he was sperging out at another youtuber called "Papa Gut" because the guy basically told him his content isn't funny and that he told a news story wrong. It was great because the talk was posted on both their channels and Def Noodle's fans shat on him and agreed that he wasn't funny.

He absolutely goes batshit when you tell him he isn't funny. He's so desperately trying to be like John Oliver but he fails so badly. I also don't even know why he would want to be John Oliver, that guy sucks.

 

[Pee Cola]

Fran Blanche. My god has she* turned into a bit of a whiny cunt over the last year or so. If you want to lose the will to live, watch one of her live streams.

* Fran transitioned back in the '80s, well before trooning out was a fashion statement. She deserves her pronouns and I wouldn't have known she was trans were it not for her sperging.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Fran Blanche. My god has she* turned into a bit of a whiny cunt over the last year or so. If you want to lose the will to live, watch one of her live streams.

* Fran transitioned back in the '80s, well before trooning out was a fashion statement. She deserves her pronouns and I wouldn't have known she was trans were it not for her sperging.

Nobody "deserves" pronouns. They indicate a fact. He is a male. That's the only relevant fact.

 

[Pee Cola]

Nobody "deserves" pronouns. They indicate a fact. He is a male. That's the only relevant fact.

Had I not mentioned Fran's background, would you have figured out she's trans without Googling her name first?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Had I not mentioned Fran's background, would you have figured out she's trans without Googling her name first?

Here's the thing: I didn't google anything. I saw the still from the first video and that was plenty.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Had I not mentioned Fran's background, would you have figured out she's trans without Googling her name first?

I could tell from the thumbnail it was a dude, didn't even have to click the video

 

[Pee Cola]

Here's the thing: I didn't google anything. I saw the still from the first video and that was plenty.

I could tell from the thumbnail it was a dude

Your troondars seem far more accurately tuned than mine is, lads. It honestly took me a while to figure it out.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

Had I not mentioned Fran's background, would you have figured out she's trans without Googling her name first?

Honestly, yes. My troondar may be detect a little too often (my ex-girlfriend had set off an alarm or two when I first met her due to a prominent chin and very soft voice, but I can say that the hardware was definitely real.), but just looking at the thumbnails set off alarms. That's too high a hairline and too chiseled a jaw for Tranny Franny to be a biological woman.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I genuinely predict that Shawn Cee will have a FADER hit piece done on Anthony Fantano type of breakdown where his popularity starts to dwindle. Most of his videos as of late seEm to have titles and thumbnails where he copies most of what Fantano does, as far as music reviews go.

 

[marvlouslie]

Any Western "Vtuber" that professes their hatred of "Loli" anime content is a sure fire way to Epstein their career. It's happened countless, countless times to the point where I have to remind people that they're not "Vtubers". They're basically ethots hopping on a trend that never gave a shit about Anime or any other Otaku related hobby and was just using their simps and paypigs to further their own relevance.

 

[Spunt]

V-tubing is thottery for ugly chicks.

 

[Hrafn]

He's been mentioned before, but thorhighheels is definitely a contender. A lot of the circle he associates himself with are breadtube adjacent or involved and he has openly stated that he's a fan of Big Joel before.

Without PLing too much, I was aware of him and his content before as my day job crosses over with some of the things he covers.

It's worth noting that he's niche in the sense that he looks at media archival when it comes to video games and fan translation, as well as game design, and his content isn't awful in that regard, but he flies off the handle if he sees something he doesn't like without taking the time to ask any questions or hold a conversation about the subject. I'm friendly with someone who had a run in with him quite recently who was banned from his patron only discord for having a steam pfp that he considered nazi imagery, and for hiding who they subbed to on patreon. He apparently has a real hateboner for Ssethtzeenzach which is why he threw a temper tantrum when he saw that my buddy hid their pledges, and banned anything that had to do with discussion of CWC.

I'm not sure if he's thread worthy, but he could possibly be covered in the Breadtube thread if he pulls anything milky I suppose. Plenty of potential imo anyway.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

V-tubing is thottery for ugly chicks.

That just makes me respect them even less than regular E-Thots

 

[MrGodSlave]

The Ex-model turned aus political satirist YouTuber FriendlyJordies. Started off in 2013 doing theatrefag skits, over time churned out some decent vids on aus culture. Gradually became more political for the left of centre Labor party, attempting to legitimise his YouTube channel as Alt News, raging against Rupert Murdoch owned media outlets while desperately wanting to be even more bias and propaganda peddling, just for his own side.

Even got an endorsement from the Liberalist Lord himself.

What makes him a cow, in my eyes, is his insatiable ego, delusions of grandeur such as tweeting his fear of assassination and that the universe communicated through a fox to him that he would change the world, his shameless shilling for the aus Labor party, and his shitty comedy that is hopelessly dependant on the Simpsons. Seriously, his most recent grift shirt is him as Mr Sparkles. He truly disgusts me.

Edit: wrong words.

 

[BlueSpark]

tweeting his fear of assassination

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