DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DemoniusChexMix]

Please for the love of god Phil scam keem out of 50k and show up begging the next day because you think nobody will find out. The viewers are owed a good arc and pissing off keem is just what the doctor ordered.

50,000 pulls and not a single 5 Star Hulk Hogan Schlong Slam to show for it. The world is unfair, Phillip.

 

[Darksydepickle]

What I'd like to happen:
As Keem said, he'd give Phil 50k just for the sign up.
Ask DSP to host 3 drama alert episodes.
Gives DSP the 50K
DSP hosts 1 episode
Gets a lot of backlash, gets mocked.
DSP starts giving excuses, ultimately not doing the rest of the episodes.
Keem goes ballistic on twitter, as per usual, about how either DSP gives him back the money or fulfill his end.
DSP goes on a tirade, on stream, on how he planned on doing all three episodes but Keem started insulting him and now he doesn't want to do the rest and he will keep the money, dummy.
DSP blocks Keem, keeps begging for money while making restaurant analogies, "So if your restaurant gets 50k for a party ONE day that means the rest of the month you don't need more money? Ack ack ack, are you stupid? Yes, you are stupid."
Years go by and Keem keeps making references to how he is gonna get his revenge on DSP and occasionally retwits posts making fun of DSP, meanwhile, DSP never unbans Keem, keeps begging since 50K only gets you so many pulls.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Here comes clout chasing side Phil! Oh, who is he tweeting now? The vice President! On his ONLY day off, on a schedule HE makes, he's trying to chase clout and throw his opinion into the matter of current events. How long before he becomes a political stream? Because, ya know, there's not too many new games coming out for him to chase those day one views.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Anybody else eagerly awaiting a DSP Tweet on gun control?

"Just heard about the news of ANOTHER school shooting. When will this Country WAKE UP? When I was in high school I got a pen thrown at me so I know how hard it clan be. RIP!"

-A streamer turns on his camera
-he looks sullen and sorrowful
-this man who usually plays the clown for hundreds of thousands of people is now crestfallen
-in a shakey voice he tells his audience that due to current events the money he makes today will go to the families of the recent shooting
-he admits the discussion for gun laws is nuanced but today is about giving to people who have lost so much

-SUDDENLY A LOUD SNORT INTERRUPTS HIM
-"DOOD NO POLITICAL DISCUSSION ON MUH STREAM... REEM"
-A GOUTY FINGER POINTS AT THE STREAMER
-"THIS GUY IS PROFITING OFF THE MISERY OF OTHERS"
-A SNORT SHAKES THE VERY GROUND
-THUGS ON THE FLOOR WE GOT THUGS ON FLOOR SHOOT EM IN THE FACE THEY ON THE FUCKING FLOOR SHOOT EM IN THE SHOOT EM IN THE UHN REVERBS THROUGH THE ALGORITHM
-"IF I HEAR YOU GIVING CONDOLENCES OR WELL WISHES YOUR GONNA BE SHOWN THE DOOR."
- "CONTRIBUTIONS HAVE BEEN SLOW SO PLEASE TIP ME AS IT HELPS THE MOST"

say what you want about him... you can always count on DSP to be DSP

 

[actually]

Here comes clout chasing side Phil! Oh, who is he tweeting now? The vice President! On his ONLY day off, on a schedule HE makes, he's trying to chase clout and throw his opinion into the matter of current events. How long before he becomes a political stream? Because, ya know, there's not too many new games coming out for him to chase those day one views.

What a surprise that he does not understand the basics of US government. Maybe his next react can be to "How a Bill Gets Made".

 

[SPhobos]

DSP ending up on Parler would be a funny mini-arc.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Trying to catch lightning in a bottle again with some Gumpish, pisswarm take.

You know that fucking ogre sat there F5'g Twatter the second he got the ping that there were nearly two dozen tiny backs just waiting to be stepped on in the name of chasing his oiled up pixelated dopamine rush-dragon.

He makes me throw up in my mouth.

 

[Vic's Japanese Stepfather]

There's just something so amusing about this fat ignoramus sperging out at government officials on Twitter with that soyjak pfp prominently displayed. What a fucking retard. And not less than 5 minutes later he's already tweeting "PLEASE support these streams as much as you can and thanks!".

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

I can't tell if Phil is just that stupid or he is trying to get another 'viral' tweet.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Here comes clout chasing side Phil! Oh, who is he tweeting now? The vice President! On his ONLY day off, on a schedule HE makes, he's trying to chase clout and throw his opinion into the matter of current events. How long before he becomes a political stream? Because, ya know, there's not too many new games coming out for him to chase those day one views.

Mr. Fence Sitter Burnell, don't embarrass yourself and go on a twitter rant.

Or actual do, because even on your off time you can't shy yourself away from any sort of drama can you? instead of spending time with your wife.

 

[David Davidson]

So it's confirmed that Keem is in fact trying to get Phil to do a fight sometime this year courtesy of Andy Warski.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I can't tell if Phil is just that stupid or he is trying to get another 'viral' tweet.

Yes you can.

 

[sentrandeti]

Oh boy

 

[FormerPro]

Like the true Karen he is, Phil has gone over Kamala Harris' head and taken his complaint directly to her manager.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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Oh boy

Yea. I'm sure THIS will work and the stream won't be floated by 4 out of 300 viewers.

Here comes clout chasing side Phil! Oh, who is he tweeting now? The vice President! On his ONLY day off, on a schedule HE makes, he's trying to chase clout and throw his opinion into the matter of current events. How long before he becomes a political stream? Because, ya know, there's not too many new games coming out for him to chase those day one views.

Thank you for your opinion Man Who has Choosen to Not Vote for the Past 7 Years. Not to get political but he does know US President doesn't just make decisions right? Forget watching "I'm just a Bill" he needs to learn the three branches first.

Edit:
HoIy shit the tweet above me. Not that this man child is tweeting the president himself (this isn't 2016, jackass. He won't even see it) But also the fact that he complains about the "royal we". How close are WE to hitting the tips goal? Why didn't WE hit the members goal yet? Are WE going to enjoy Feasting With the King? Are WE tired of Dying Light 2?

 

[actually]

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Like the true Karen he is, Phil has gone over Kamala Harris' head and taken his complaint directly to her manager.

I got $10 that says he doesn't know what the filibuster is.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

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Like the true Karen he is, Phil has gone over Kamala Harris' head and taken his complaint directly to her manager.

Who’s this “we”? Is it Phil’s stream chat? Did they hit a tips goal and vote the democrats in? This dude brags about how he never votes, shut the fuck up loser, we know you don’t give a fuck about any shooting

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I got $10 that says he doesn't know what the filibuster is.

Phil only knows one filibuster, and it's when Phil is a bustin through those champions pulls, am I right?

Philburt is a clown/actor/children's entertainer, I don't know why he's commenting on politics publicly. That said most of his takes are so generic and common sense I guess it's harmless.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Hahaha Christ, that Oscar tweet getting a bunch of zoomers and bots hitting the little heart button has really warped this mans reality. These are such dumb and embarrassing tweets, I love them. This really makes me pine for the alternate dimension in which DSP went ahead with his plan to make a politics channel.

Come on Kamala you're Vice President just ban the guns and ban school shootings already, what are you a no load????

 

[LolCowCentral]

Here comes clout chasing side Phil! Oh, who is he tweeting now? The vice President! On his ONLY day off, on a schedule HE makes, he's trying to chase clout and throw his opinion into the matter of current events. How long before he becomes a political stream? Because, ya know, there's not too many new games coming out for him to chase those day one views.

The best part is DSP didn't even vote so....