Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

[PsychoNerd054]

I'm a little shocked Bella hasn't gotten into any physical altercations with other girls with how nasty of a person she is. How well would she even do in a fight? She's 5"7 which means she's taller than other girls, but I doubt she's ever done any sort of physical training in her life.

It's worth pointing out that she takes testosterone, and she has gotten a good hold of Briana in that one video where she's dry humping her. I do think she can keep another woman pinned down for a good amount of time with enough effort.

 

[Dr Doom Pill]

I’m surprised she hasn’t reappeared on the internet yet. She looks like the type of person who would constantly seek validation from orbiters.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

I’m surprised she hasn’t reappeared on the internet yet. She looks like the type of person who would constantly seek validation from orbiters.

It would be allot cooler if she did.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

I’m surprised she hasn’t reappeared on the internet yet. She looks like the type of person who would constantly seek validation from orbiters.

As soon as she sticks her head out of her pit, we’ll be there to lurk. That’s what this website is for, monitoring lolcows.

 

[King Metalia]

I’m surprised she hasn’t reappeared on the internet yet. She looks like the type of person who would constantly seek validation from orbiters.

As soon as she sticks her head out of her pit, we’ll be there to lurk. That’s what this website is for, monitoring lolcows.

I've yet to encounter a lolcow who could resist making an ass of themselves on the internet for long. All we have to do is weight. Once the heat dies down after the incest/jail saga seems like the most likely time she'll return.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I’m surprised she hasn’t reappeared on the internet yet. She looks like the type of person who would constantly seek validation from orbiters.

She's unable to reappear. The time in forced seclusion allowed the fungus to take over and she is now a living fungal hive mind out of an X-Files episode. Michael Janke will one day remember she lives past his obligatory internet name cleansing duties, go to check in on her, and discover her room a haze of spores with a spot on the wall of oddly darker fungus in the shape of her dumb glasses and weird pug face.

 

[A-№1]

It's worth pointing out that she takes testosterone,

It's worth pointing out that testosterone is not some Magik Fightan Juice. Without other elements in her physiology, the correct diet, and the right training and exercise, it will only make her hairier and uglier.

I do think she can keep another woman pinned down for a good amount of time with enough effort.

And I could easily take a switch to the ass of any of her clique. And I'm just an old hobo. Any fight involving Bella or Briana or any of them would only be notable for the pathos, and I don't think that would be enough to sell tickets.

I tend to think most. if not all, of the female Christorians here could easily take her, except that would require touching her. Eewwwww.

I’m surprised she hasn’t reappeared on the internet yet. She looks like the type of person who would constantly seek validation from orbiters.

She's being restrained. Some lumberjack cut down her internets.

It would be allot cooler if she did.

No. Not really.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

It's worth pointing out that testosterone is not some Magik Fightan Juice. Without other elements in her physiology, the correct diet, and the right training and exercise, it will only make her hairier and uglier.

Oh god, now that I think of it, she'll probably become the mustached mushroom monster after enough of that stuff.

 

[A-№1]

she'll probably become the mustached mushroom monster after enough of that stuff.

La Gringa Matango Mustachio

But yeah, joking aside, hormone therapy is tricky shit. This is not something to fuck around with like what Bella does.

Edit: Oh, and even if she were to somehow do it right and bulk up, she would also / still become hairier and uglier. Partly because testosterone, but also because that's the thing about lolcows: they can always get worse.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

But yeah, joking aside, hormone therapy is tricky shit. This is not something to fuck around with like what Bella does.

Yeah, I think the most that testosterone has done to her overall was probably make her eyebrows bushier and her skin crustier from all the oils. The fact she laces estrogen in her accomplices food also shows how reckless she is with HRT.

 

[A-№1]

The fact she laces estrogen in her accomplices food also shows how reckless she is with HRT.

With or without their knowledge and consent?

Without, that could be considered assault with intent to poison or cause bodily harm which is serious business in most jurisdictions.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

With or without their knowledge and consent?

Without, that could be considered assault with intent to poison or cause bodily harm which is serious business in most jurisdictions.

Without, but its really just her talking about that with Allen and him laughing and hi fiving her over it.

A lot of what she says can be in or out of context, but the thing to take from that interaction was really that she was a completely shitty friend to Louis, talking behind his back about him, and louis knew this and so he got called king simp

 

[A-№1]

Without, but its really just her talking about that with Allen and him laughing and hi fiving her over it.

So who knows if she really did it or is just claiming to have done it for sperg points? Or really cares.

To be honest, I don't really give a fuck about Bella or her clique, or even bother to follow them, apart from where they intersect Chris. They're awful people, true, but that doesn't necessarily make them interesting.

 

[I am vomit]

No one fights bella because she'll scratch you with her nails and give you a fungus wound. No one wants a fungus wound.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I've yet to encounter a lolcow who could resist making an ass of themselves on the internet for long. All we have to do is weight. Once the heat dies down after the incest/jail saga seems like the most likely time she'll return.

She's not very disciplined, nor thought out. It's going to be like some of Chris's exiles.
Could be an attempt to troll a different lolcow.
Could be an ill-advised attempt to tell her side of the story to some Youtuber.
I have a strong feeling that she reads about herself on the Farms, and had a lurk account long before the merge.

It'll be a few months after Chris's fate has been determined.

 

[King Metalia]

She's not very disciplined, nor thought out. It's going to be like some of Chris's exiles.
Could be an attempt to troll a different lolcow.
Could be an ill-advised attempt to tell her side of the story to some Youtuber.
I have a strong feeling that she reads about herself on the Farms, and had a lurk account long before the merge.

It'll be a few months after Chris's fate has been determined.

If she has a lurking account who's to say she isn't reading this thread as we speak.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

If she has a lurking account who's to say she isn't reading this thread as we speak.

I like to think she is. Makes it spicy.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

So who knows if she really did it or is just claiming to have done it for sperg points? Or really cares.

To be honest, I don't really give a fuck about Bella or her clique, or even bother to follow them, apart from where they intersect Chris. They're awful people, true, but that doesn't necessarily make them interesting.

She's honestly not that interesting past the incest saga, insofar as she was bratty.

There's a mixture of what she claimed in chat, versus what was more corraborated and we used to have a thread on that/evidence that I think is still in spergatory.

For example: estrogen? She admitted and joked about it, but there's some question of if it was just bravado in chat.

Child porn? I can remember digging through some of her files and finding shota, picks of that kid from berserk with his dick out, there's the pedo bear shit, her posting images of herself when she was younger and that she'd fuck her younger self, etc

She's a low functioning edgelord with delusions of more grandeur basically

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

No one fights bella because she'll scratch you with her nails and give you a fungus wound. No one wants a fungus wound.

It’d be a worse fate than death.

 

[A-№1]

No one fights bella because she'll scratch you with her nails and give you a fungus wound. No one wants a fungus wound.

That's why you bring a stick.

She's honestly not that interesting past the incest saga,

She's not that interesting at all. Chris made the incest saga all on his own. Bella was basically just a bystander as Chris once again ruined his own life. Her own accomplishments amount to, well, nothing. Even as a ween she's a failure.