Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Wazzupnerds]

So what's the prediction on what will happen on Ethan's inevitable third trip to Portugal? Mob violence? Getting his ass beat by child hookers?

He is personally detained and beaten at the checkpoint

 

[Polyboros2]

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His center of gravity makes it so he can very easily be pushed over and he can't get back up, lmfao. Some kino shots here.

And that's when he knew, he fucked up.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Exclusive footage from the scene:

 

[Bland Crumbs]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1529515823949283330?s=20&t=j-b_mqQ76Gqcc3PnrGaAUw
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Yeah Ralph they "ambushed" you by saying hello.

 

[Butwhythough]

Portugal beatdown 2: Guntastic Boogaloo

 

[Piranha Pleb]

Holy fuck how did this even happen

 

[Slimy Time]

I'm very torn, I am fully in the camp of do not engage. Let the cows produce their own milk. I guess this is more Cow on Cow interaction, since Cogs a real tard for this, but he didn't instigate anything other than going and streaming Ralph.

But god damn there is so much good stuff here. Ralph AGAIN shown to be incapable of fighting, his gunt flopping around, his wigger bravado at getting his shit put in and coming back for more, his meat curtains flopping out at a moments notice, those GIGANTIC lifts of his shoes.

Watching it a second time, Ralph 100% instigated things. I bet he didn't realize Cog was there with a meathead friend, and started shoving at Cog.

Cog is 100% a cow. He's done the reverse/almost the exact same thing we gave Ralph shit for. Dude jumped on a plane and flew to another country to stalk and probably try (and in this case succeed) in getting into a scrap with the gunt. Risking prison time for some internet clout is cow behavior.

 

[LukeMcGregor]

"FUCK YOU BITCH"
"Cum on den mate I'll knock you arrrt'
Imagine being a random portugese bystander

 

[Gr1nch2022]

Part of me starts to feel bad for Gunt . Then i realize all the nasty disgusting shit he has said/done .

 

[BlastMonk]

The fat bald one can't throw a punch either

like how you don't need to ourrun a bear but just your friend, so to do you not need to know how to fight, just out fight a ragepig

 

[zionlion1488]

What the fuck happened to his nose? Am I just realizing now what his nose looked like, or did it get that fucked up?

He's turning into Artie Lange

 

[Blackhole]

can't wait for gunt to try and get cog and his mate arrested,even though gunty clearly instigated the fight and tried to chase them after they backed out.

 

[The Great Horned Moth]

It’s hard not to feel bad for a second when you see Ralph sitting like a fat, sad child after getting rocked.

Then you remember who he is and all that pity immediately turns to disgust.

 

[XANA]

Damn, aside from the Chris Chan arrest, this is the most entertaining thing Ralph has ever been in.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Jesus how incredibly pathetic. It's like bullying a pig by laying on its side and slapping his belly, almost expected him to give ralph a spin.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Nigger, how the fuck is Ralph a real person? How the fuck do you travel to the same country twice and get beaten up on both occasions? This is some cosmic stars aligning shit.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

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And that's when he knew, he fucked up.

Fucking called it. I figured he'd get beaten to shit again.

 

[I_Am_GamerGate]

not a fan of the violence at all. maybe i'm just soft or something but i think its sad to see people taking something thats mostly goofy shit on the internet and turning it into a criminal spectacle that affects normal people who are just trying to enjoy their day in a nice european city. pushing ralph into the fucking street it looked like that female bystander got swept up in it and that shit might have spiraled into something a lot worse with a car. just the lowest of human behavior. i don't like ralph but i don't like this. just the way i feel about it. it makes me sad to see this kind of shit but what the fuck do i know.

Instigation does not mean confrontation. Gunt charged at Cog, Cog simply pushed him back and told him to fuck off. Gunt being a massive masochist and egomaniac tried to instigate more, and got stamped a few times. He kept going and going to delay their departure until cops show up.

 

[Kerry]

This feels unreal.

 

[SpiderDijon]

Why did ralph go back towards the roid manlet lmfao.

Ralph is fearless apparently, possibly suicidal