Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[KKKaan]

and I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks."

But he gives a fuck. He gives all the fucks. That's why he's Ralph. Behind the kayfabe he's always worried about how people see him.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Don’t touche the poo.

But, if the poo touches you first, smear that shit all over the sidewalk.

I hope all three of them get to spend a night in a fine Portuguese jailhouse.

Only Ralph should go to jail. He attacked, so he got smacked. Cog did nothing wrong.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Normally I would classify this as faggotry, call the attackers stupid, and say they're proving themselves lower than the lolcow they're a-logging.

But this is Ethan Ralph. He pushed the envelope repeatedly, no sympathy now.

 

[Slimy Time]

Yeah I pity Ralph after this one.

But why the fuck did he walk up on those guys and go aggro? Fucking moron. Stupid, pitiable moron.

Because he's a thin skinned wigger who's automatic reaction to being fucked with is to start shit and try and fight. If he went "leave me alone, stop harassing me" on repeat and walked away, Cog would come out looking very pathetic (or more pathetic than flying to another country to fuck with someone), because it would not phase him.

That whole tweet of "I let my hate fuel me" showed itself here.

 

[RhoasJonas]

I'm sure in a country full of drunk UK tourists the police will get right on to locking Cog up and throwing away the key.

 

[Oxous]

So Cog isn't arrested? Or did they let him keep his phone?

 

[please]

Well, as a great philosopher once said:

Love gets you fuzzy wuzzies, war gets you prickly wicklies.

 

[Claus]

Sorry if this is a repost but I found this to be funny

 

[genericwhitemale]

Ralph claims they both got arrested, but did Cog throw a punch at Ralph? Also, I'm assuming Ralph threw the first punch.

 

[Love Machine]

Im pretty sure cog is just gonna get to walk. probably get more cahntent in a little while.

 

[Barbarus]

Also Cog is reportedly posting on Twitter so im pretty sure he isnt nicked.

 

[Rotollo 2]

You know on paper, this would be something that people in this "sphere" would usually all come out and say "I may not like Ralph but this is like... totally not cool to do guys". However Ralph is just a dumb fucking slimeball that everyone hates him and are just laughing at him.

Helps that from the look of the video ralph was the one who threw the first punch in the wigger fight

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Cog tweeted.

https://twitter.com/BackwardsInt/status/1529524312906027015?s=20&t=1NSiXzS5WsGs1MqN5-rDzQ

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[ManyFaces]

Just look at that blubber fly

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

HOOO ARE YA? HOOO ARE YA?

 

[Tor Lugosi]

I like how Ralph clearly has no idea what to do in a fight and always just flails around like a beached whale.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

On one hand? Funny. On the other hand this is is really faggy to attack the piggy like this.

I do not condone this behavior in anyway shape or form, but nobody told this guy to do this, and now that it happened we all get to enjoy it.
It's kind of a win win.

 

[Niggernerd]

Found a image of the fight

 

[EpicBugFacts]

View attachment 3319061

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLU63UboBoQ

COG admitting he is going to Portugal with a friend with the expressed intent of beating up Ethan ralph

well that certainly makes this less entertaining.

if you're going to intentionally go out of your way to fuck with someone, you're just as bad as the person in question.

cog is a retard.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This is akin to beating up a retarded kid in school who won't shut up. You see this poor, dumb pig thing on the ground and bleeding.

Bullshit. Tard kids are strong.