Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[BlueArmedDevil]

Fear Felted and Loathing in Lisbon

 

[Hüftpriester]

Groypers: Criminals are based! If you don't agree, you're cringe.
Also Groypers: Violent thugs! ARREST HEEM!!

 

[SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP]

It looks like things are slowing down on twitter now. It'll be interesting to see what the situation is once the smoke clears by this evening.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Isn't this the second time he's got his ass kicked in Portugal? At this point it feels like he's orchestrating some sort of fucked up fight club but he's woefully incapable of fighting back so he's just getting his shit pushed in over and over again.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Cog saved the gunts trip to Portugal. Holy shit, your content still sucks ass cog but thank you for making the second pig trip to Portugal memorable.

 

[Top Skink]

those poor, poor people just trying to go about their day

 

[Polyboros2]

Ralph can expect more of this. Everytime he makes an enemy and goes after their families, he raises the chances of this happening again.

Ralph is 0-4.
Lost to the cop he swung at
Lost to MintSalad, Riley, and Bird
Lost to Portuguese pimp
Lost to Cog's champion.

Actually, that makes it 0-6.

Don't forget the Dallas Elbow. Ralph stepped to another manlet, took barely a swipe to his chin and was put on his back foot.

 

[Least Concern]

If only you knew how five stars the days really are.

Can you imagine this guy in the ring with a trained and ready Warski? I used to think Ralph knew he wouldn't have a chance and was ducking the beating, but now seeing the utter lack of animal self-preservation instinct in these videos… Maybe he has one of those brain fungi that make insects get themselves eaten by birds or something.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

COG got tired of being called a cuck... LMAO

 

[Smooth Operator]

The only people I truly feel sorry for are the unfortunate Lisboners that happened to witness these three retards go at it on their streets

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Might as well add “Ethan Oliver Ralph vs COG”. Another day another feud

 

[Least Concern]

As much as I hate Ralph brass knuckles/weapons is a pussy move.

Show evidence for brass knucks beyond the word of a known liar and braggart.

 

[PS2 Kiryu]

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Ralph can expect more of this. Everytime he makes an enemy and goes after their families, he raises the chances of this happening again.

Ralph is 0-4.
Lost to the cop he swung at
Lost to MintSalad, Riley, and Bird
Lost to Portuguese pimp
Lost to Cog's champion.

Actually, that makes it 0-6.

Don't forget the bowling alley incident. Ralph's got a losing stroke that is probabilistically impossible. You should be able to win at least one fight through dumb luck eventually.

 

[FeatheredSerpent]

Uhmazin. At this rate, he's going to wind up in a morgue before jail unless by some miracle his survival instincts and paranoia turn him into a permanent homebody.

 

[Veneraris]

>drops piece of tech in lisbon
>immediately picked up

wow, Portugal really is kinda like an eastern European country in all but geography.

Yet Portugal does not have half of the interesting history that Eastern Europe, like Albania, has

 

[Yagrum Bagarn]

Meme magic is real. Maybe every single time he goes to Portugal he will get the shit beat out of him. The only way this can get better is if the pimp that broke his orbital bone the first time comes back and beats Ralph's ass again.

We've seen on video that Ralph can't fight for shit. He walks up to people, starts the fight, and then lays down and gets his face fucked up. Every single time he claims he will "beat your fucking face in" to someone I hope they bring up him just sitting there and taking the beating like the little bitch that he is, it's just wigger bravado followed by wigger cowardice. They always talk a big game and then shit their pants when the real world catches up to them.

 

[Telemeter]

COG hid from Ralph in the footage. It was Ralph who confront him, threw the first post and attempted to attack COG. COG tried walking away but the Gunt followed them and threatens them again.

Idk. Considering the Gunt’s horrible actions in the past it’s hard to have any pity to this fat retard

I mean, considering the reason he even is in Portugal is to get away from his newborn daughter, I can't say I feel bad for him at all.

 

[thismanlies]

I'll give the Gunt credit, at least he was able to get up on his own after getting knocked on his big fat ass. Usually when people his size fall down, someone has to call the fire department to get them back up.

 

[HackerX]

Maybe it’s a girl thing, but sticking your finger in the mouth/nose of your opponent intentionally to draw blood has always been considered pussy/coward shit. And… why the fuck would you want Gunt’s blood on you anyway? Blech.




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I agree on the principle. But it's valid if your intent is to just fuck the other person up. There's no such thing as rules in a street fight, only winners and losers. And 99% of the time, no one cares how you win, because the other person is a fat, diabetic, ragepig on the street hollarin' and giving the bird.