Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[NoonmanR]

You think this would be enough to fuck over his probation?

 

[I_Am_GamerGate]

So the police see a person bloody and beaten, and they just talk to the guy who did it for a few minutes then let him go? That's stupid as fuck no matter who's side you are on.
Remind me to never go to Portugal

It's absolutely not worth it. Both sides can file paperwork against each other and drag a five-minute brawl into a jewdicial battle in foreign land which only results in rich lawyers. Contrary to the US, some countries in Europe do not take taking to court every single minor thing that happens in the street, especially when the most physically hurt part is fine and has a superficial cut on his chin (though at first I bet the police officer would believe the gunt's fucked up face was due to the beating, lol)

 

[HotdogWater]

I had to go into the office today of all days... what a fool I am!

You can still catch a flight to Portugal tonight, friend

 

[Topgallant]

The thousand year Anglo-Portuguese alliance still stands strong

 

[FrittenLarden]

And Cog is a free man, Ralph can't stop lying...

Here is an archive of Cog's new stream and from Ralph's tweet just in case he pussies out again.

Web Archive:

https://web.archive.org/web/20220525182900/https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1529522636929245190

 

[Hüftpriester]

I had to go into the office today of all days... what a fool I am!

At least you weren't having a slow day at work and following the streams then 5 minutes before the fight the service on your phone cuts out. That happened to me. Can't be too mad though, another bountiful harvest is upon us. Total aylawg victory.

 

[Stasi]

After he came at them a second time they honestly should have just open-hand bitch slapped him. Ralph is a womanly coward and incapable of having a real fight, it's a waste punching him because he just goes down like a sack of pig shit. When he came after them and the one guy turned around you can see Ralph shrink against the wall in fear, probably hoping a nice Portuguese lady saves him from another pummeling. What a pussy.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Coming or going?
Who wore it better?



a)

b)

 

[HackerX]

Show evidence for brass knucks beyond the word of a known liar and braggart.

I'm not sure of the legality of knuckledusters in Portugal or the UK. So, assuming they are illegal, how the fuck would he get those through international customs?

 

[LadiosSopp]

Of course Ralph lied to get them "arrested". What a pathetic sniveling little bitch.

 

[Polyboros2]

Only Five Star Days for Cog.

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So I know snitchin' is a cardinal sin for Ralph's Nigger Role models, what's it called when you make up fake shit to snitch to the police with?

 

[Keranu]

Around 2:50 in the fight video, it sounds like the woman says "Ralph" in a Portuguese accent. Could that be Ralph's prostitute?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

See, tardski, ppp, @Bryan Dunn , this could've been any of you

Nobody is going to break the laws in the United States for a felony battery charge for ralph to holler about getting one of his enemies in prison dumbass. Sanctioned or in some foreign 3rd world country? Yes absolutely if the opportunity and cost present itself but sperging about how warski or me or PPP should just take a felony charge because ralph is too much of a pussy bitch to actually fight irl when he challenges people to these things is fucking retarded. Use your head.

 

[People Person]

Remember Ralph said he took on like 4 dudes in Portugal……yea well thats obviously not true cuz 1 punch put his fat little ass on the ground lol

 

[Braphamut]

If only you knew how gunted things really are.

 

[Ga1v5]

its so funny i cant breathe

Of course Ralph lied to get them "arrested". What a pathetic sniveling little bitch.

sigma rule #46783
all is fair in gunt and war

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

lmao I almost fell off my chair I was laughing so hard from that miserable display. Actively looking to pick a fight is pretty gay but I'll be damned if it isn't funny seeing it happen to Ralph

I remember when the first Lisbon shankdown happened and everyone was collectively praying for the footage to be released. It's not quite on the same level but I'm glad we finally got a taste of that kino after multiple months of waiting. God is real and he rewards patience

 

[Cat tit bingo]

He's the physical embodiment of this website

Doxxing people, being loud and obnoxious, failures at every corner

You don't like him because when you look into the gunt you see yourself


I said this website, not you tard

Pretty sure the bigger problems are rapist,drug addiction, alcoholic, teen impregnator, child abandoner and mother disrespector. Oh yeah also eating shit.

 

[NicoFountaine]

OI, HE'S SHORTER THAN ME M8!

*Rages, gets punches*

He is so insecure, holy shit. He could have just called them out. But he has to escalate shit, he always has. Ffs.

 

[Ulysses S.]

Speaking of that, I do wonder what Fuentes' reaction is going to be to this. At least, his public reaction.

I can guarantee it's going to be "Ralph getting beaten in Portugal is proof of the kinds of people we're up against. They'll claim it's just for lolz, but they send people to beat Ethan Ralph in the streets! Our side would never do anything like that! This is the fault of Mr. Metokur making fun of Ralph and encouraging this behavior"

I speculate all that because he wants to categorize anyone against him and Ralph as evil people who are so hateful that they will resort to physical violence, making it okay that they DMCA and strike people. This will probably also be used to justify calling up peoples' places of employment and engaging in life ruination tactics. Also, they want to somehow implicate Metokur because they're salty about him BTFOing them in every stream and see him as the "head " of it all. Even though laughing at Ralph isn't some organization. It's literally just a group of people seeing how awful his life is and laughing.

They'll say all this, but we can all clearly see Ralph instigate this fight and get taught a lesson. They'll also attribute Cogs actions to everyone who make fun of Ralph, dishonestly.