Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Oxous]

Andy confirms he's doing a show tonight.

 

[shawnphase]

any day this fat cunt catches the fade is a great day. i find this beating to be a bit more satisfying because he didnt get seriously hurt, just seriously embarrassed and absolutely mogged when he was the instigator. retire from the internet dumbfuck

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

You think the black market cares?

Yes. They still need to sell good product to maintain individual reputations. It's called a black market because the goods are illegal, not because the sellers are niggers.

 

[KKKaan]

This is Europe, even if Gunt attacked him first this could probably be pretty illegal. Though I'm not 100% sure about Portugal, self-defense laws are pretty cucked in the EU, even a pretty reasonable self-defense can get you fucked.

Muttbrain

 

[Kheapathic]

Why not both? To be honest, there is no real value to be made in this case here. So he will maybe stay alive and provide us with "content".

I'd want it, if only to see him have his ass handed to him by some 4'11 dude who's been doing the underground arenas since the age of 3. Ralph would probably think his size means something, until he gets and elbow to the solar plexus and dies from a heart attack.

 

[Near]

Not only does he get his ass beat, but he completes the Tonka bitch out challenge in the same day. He is speedrunning

 

[Maciek]

4 TITS, 2 GUNTS, 5 LOSSES.

1 working eye, 2 gunts, 3 chins, 4 tits, 5 feet tall, 6 losses

 

[Null]

I can't wait to see Ralph be beaten again, this time by a man in a hazmat suit and a virulently racist Asian woman.

 

[ozawa]

Would you rub the gunt for luck, happines and prosperity?

 

[BelUwUga]

The harvest is truly bountiful this year
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I don't know what everyone's on about with food shortages. Portugal saves the day with CORN BABY CORN! SOO-EEEEEEE!!!!

 

[Shaka Brah]

Cog kinda fucked himself.

This is Europe, even if Gunt attacked him first this could probably be pretty illegal. Though I'm not 100% sure about Portugal, self-defense laws are pretty cucked in the EU, even a pretty reasonable self-defense can get you fucked.

That being said, if you're reading this Ralph: I've always wanted to trespass on a schizo veteran's property, I hope no-one wants to make me jealous by doing it first

Hooligans brawl in the street all the time, relatively speaking. It might be worse for them since they're all foreigners but street violence is pretty common in Europe and usually nothing major comes of it.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Could be worse....

Spoiler: NSFW

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Only in Ralph's dreams, we've already seen his lap pinky.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Based Souf FC fucking up this soft cunt

 

[Superchimp]

So Ralph went to Portugal a second time presumeably to "win" by not getting beat up this time.

Gets beat up again.

Looking forward to Portugal Trip #3 and how Ralph will get beat up again.

...or is Ralph gonna be too afraid to visit Portugal again?

When he writes another essay on fear, will use it to egg on a third trip and content. Ralph has booked a two weeks vacation and I'm pretty sure he will get in new fights every 72 hours.... Rocky music starts playing. This will be the two weeks which delivers.

 

[Lupin The Turd]

Please tell me there's a wiki similar to the CWCki for everything surrounding Ethan Ralph. There's so many people involved and catching up through forum threads is very impractical but the story looks so goddamn juicy.

 

[Oxous]

Keemstar joins the fray.
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And now the Gunt prepares to retreat to his cave, burning more bridges along the way, to stew silently in rage and prepare his next attempt to own the A-Logs.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

That guy has the worst luck in Portugal.

 

[Justanotherguy]

Five star days

 

[Slimy Time]

I've gone back to watch the full 8 min clip, and just have to marvel at how short he is as he's walking away from Cog at the start. Doesn't matter who walks past him. Man, woman, any race, any age...he is short as fuck. Truly filling in that 5'1 frame.

 

[oramge cat]