Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%

  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%

  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%

  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%

  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%

  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%
  • Total voters
    1,091
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Ralph better hold on to that rage and anger, otherwise he’s going to kill himself. Good thing he’s incapable of feeling shame.

At this point I almost believe there is a cartel of alogs funding the drugs and travel to ensure this constant flow of Gunt content
 
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Rungle said:
I dont condone violence against a lolcow, to be real honest Ralph did not deserve to get beat up again in portugal.
Despite how much of a fucking retard he is, this is a step too far.

Doesn't make it any less funny though.
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I get push back a lot for telling people it's gay to want to ruin Lolcows lives or wishing then death...

But goddammit this one was funny. Ralph is the King of "Fuck around and find out". Dude ran his mouth for months online. Cog finally shows up in person and Ralph assaults him. This is all Ralph's doing and his fault. Cog is a tard for going to Portugal for this but everything after is Ralph's fault.
 
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Beef Elemental said:
Ralph's lifted elevator shoes on full display
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  • First I would direct you to the white, almost moon-rune appearing characters. A frequent workaround in low-quality counterfeits.
  • Soles- find me one by Nike this decade without apparent branding. Also they are usually less linear and more complicated looking. Look at the angular nature where the white foam of the sole meets the upper. Nike=swooshes, not angles.
  • Most importantly, the wraparound trademark "Air" cushion. You will notice that as-pictured it wraps around unbroken. As a practical matter with the same materials the men are going to put more wear on that area. They need either a much bulkier pocket or to interrupt that with some more-rigid foam.
  • My (!) senses started firing when I noticed Nike specifically only uses "platform" as a women's-only category. Some men's may incidentally look similar but it is not a distinction they make as a brand. The few men's SKUs with an uninterrupted pocket look nothing at all like these. I have reviewed Nike's entire catalog, here's the women's showing, I would dare any sneakerhead to find me a more-similar men's SKU:
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In summary, not only has this wigger done the expected and got fakes for his pig hooves, they're fake women's shoes! ETA: LOL! these are also all mark-down/two-figure SKUs. So that's cheap fake women's shoes!:story:
I have been informed I am an incorrect faggot, have a meme:
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GaryGrey said:
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False this is the image of the first punch. Forward facing very clean and right to his jaw. Not a sucker punch and not from behind.
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Because you squared up and shoved you fat, useless cunt. Don't square up with guys or you're going to find out. He squared up and found out.

I am now almost certain this is how that first mugging happened. He squared up and found out, which is why he was beaten so viciously.
 
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I find it so weird Ralph is planning to mess with Jim over this, as if the farms, casino, jim and cog were all working together on this gayop.
Now he's settled on rejecting the fight so as to not make "them" money... Either over this conspiracy idea, or he's sick of losing fights and being humiliated.

I didn't think he would meet Warski in a proper fight, since he'd have to make real changes to his life to get in fighting shape, so the N+F word thing is just an easy thing he can point to as an excuse and the same for the 100% real connection between Cog+Jim+Warski+Keem.
The reality is that Ralph is an aging man set in his ways, he cannot and will not change.

Also i've seen school fights with better camera work, poor work Cog.
 
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GaryGrey said:
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False this is the image of the first punch. Forward facing very clean and right to his jaw. Not a sucker punch and not from behind.
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I expect nothing different from Ralph. He insists he has a massive dick and didn't eat shit even though we literally have video evidence that he himself posted that proves he has a baby dick and a taste for fecal matter.
 
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GaryGrey said:
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False this is the image of the first punch. Forward facing very clean and right to his jaw. Not a sucker punch and not from behind.
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He's such a faggot. He has to make up these lies because he actually believes them, it's all cope. It's even funnier considering he's on camera sucker punching someone (digibro fight), and sucker kicked someone after yelling for the police (bowling). Ralph you're a faggot. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DIE GUNTICARE?
 
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You know I just realized this: When the anglo stop hitting his head, after he gets punched out, the first thing he does is to middle fingers his opponent.
Anyone would try to back up on feet first, to protect itself. Did Ralph realize that wasn't his intention to keep beating him? Or his ego is so big that he, in that pathetic position, thinks he can keep offending the other party without repercussions.
Anyway, if this was a REAL fight, Ralph would get a fucking kick in the head so hard that he wouldn't even see this.
This only shows how much he never got into fights, and is at mercy of those who beat him up. But his ego is so big that he thinks he could do that shit, believing that the other guy wasn't as serious.


Now lets imagine this funny situation: Imagine working at some hotel in Lisbon, then this fat american gets in with his head beaten up, eventually he leaves but some time later, he comes in, do the check in, leaves and comes back with his face beaten up again.
what do you imagine they are thinking about such unusual circunstance?
 
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Quindarius said:
So what's the prediction on what will happen on Ethan's inevitable third trip to Portugal? Mob violence? Getting his ass beat by child hookers?
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I was thinking yesterday that Ralph might be considering a move to Portugal to avoid paying child support, but I checked and Portugal now has a reciprocal child support enforcement agreement with the United States, so he could not live there and avoid paying. I would not be surprised to eventually see him move to a country that does not have a reciprocal enforcement agreement and where he can engage in drugs and sex tourism.

Back on topic: holy shit Ralph got beat up again.
 
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