What fashion trends do you think suck?

[celebrityskin]

Out of curiosity just as there's so many flying around at the moment.

I don't like extremely long acylic nails (Cardi B etc.) or spray-on skinny jeans on men. Also Y2K is pretty sad if you're over 20.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/body-positivity-doesnt-mean-what-you-think-it-does.87405/

 

[Madame Souza]

I’ve been seeing (often tight and low rise) jeans without back pockets again, because I guess they weren’t universally unflattering and tacky looking enough the first time around

 

[Uncle Sid]

All of them.

 

[Weed Eater]

Mini skirts, holy fuck do I hate miniskirts. I hate any skirt/dress that sits at the middle of my upper thigh. I don't care if you're fat or skinny, I don't want to feel like I'm suddenly going to be shown your ass by the most ironically perfect gust of wind coming by, or you bending over to pick something up or some shit. And yes, the bigger your ass, the less you should want to wear a miniskirt.

I went through the majority of my life being uncomfortable in my own clothing because I happened to grow up in the 2000s, and that was the era of everything becoming slutty. I also really don't like short shorts, or any shorts that again, sit at the middle of my upper thigh. I don't want to see your ass, and I don't want you to see mine.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

I HATE the resurgence in law 80s/90s clothing coming back amongst the trendy crowd. Pastel coloured sweatshirts, trousers, and sundry other pieces abound.

It looked like shit back then, and it looks like shit now. Doesn't help that a lot of the people wearing it buy actual vintage clothing, which looks incredibly worn and even worse than it would be if new.

Always accompanied by dirty looking trainers, a nose ring (increasingly on men, too,) and some flock of seagulls/Tiktok faggot hairdo.

I see people wearing this shit even in what looks like their late twenties. Embarrassing.

 

[Shidoen]

Mulatto Perm

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Septum piercings on anyone. If I take over the world we're rounding these fuckers up and gassing them en masse.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Crocs

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Baggy jeans. What was the point? Why was it cool to show your underwear? I really don't get it.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Mini skirts, holy fuck do I hate miniskirts.

The saddest thing in the world is a woman in a miniskirt riding a bike to go for a night out.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

The fade/crew cut trend. Clearly nobody told a solid half of these people that they look like Eraserhead.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Mulatto Perm
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The Shaun the Sheep movie predicted this. Through a series of wacky events, The Farmer gets amnesia and thinks he's a hairdresser. He does people's hair the same way he shears the sheep, and it becomes a huge trend.

This was 2015 and now we have the zoomer perm.

 

[thejackal]

acid washed mom jeans full of fake cut outs. cool, we did that in the 90s it looked like shit then. at least then it was part of heroin chic.

chunky doc martins. you don't look alt or tough you look like a dime a dozen conformist paying 150 bucks to wear some cowhide. tucked into shear leggings is an especially horrendous look. what are we going for here, half Barnard lesbian, half State School thot?

pastels and other "normcore" fashion, this regrettable trend has been a thing for at least 5 years now and was a thing in parts of NYC for much longer (and I'm sure other places) but how now managed to hit every HS and college and urban core in the US. your jean jacket with the pastel patches should have never left your mom's closet. same with the chunky keds, braided belt and oversized sweatshirts.

loud prints. another 90s monstrosity zoomers are pulling out of their older cousins' closets. granted there are some that really work and still look cool, but this is not fast fashion and needs to be part of an overall look.

this leads me to my last point and that is that having a cultivated personal "look" is basically dead. fashion has largely turned into the loudest, most eccentric fits imaginable. Not everbody needs to be kate moss in jeans and a t shirt or bradley cooper in the male version of the same but FFS just because a look is "loud" and "bold" does not make it fit together or look good on everybody.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

Cropped tops that look like normal length tops in store. Why is it so difficult to find shirts that go past the bellybutton?

This is not clothes related but these instagram house decors where everything is either beige or has accent of sepia colors. Even the kids clothes match the decor. Thats not real life.

Everything that is only cool because it has a logo on it. I know a girl who lately only wears things if the logo is visible: a belt that only has this big H from hermes in the middle, her handbags are all Michael Kors, the logo has to be on the shoes, sweaters and shirts are only allowed if the logo is on it and even her earrings are just studs that spell out "RLL" from Ralph Lauren... I think it is one way to make expensive clothes look trashy

 

[Shidoen]

The Shaun the Sheep movie predicted this. Through a series of wacky events, The Farmer gets amnesia and thinks he's a hairdresser. He does people's hair the same way he shears the sheep, and it becomes a huge trend.

This was 2015 and now we have the zoomer perm.

Oh man I loved Shaun the sheep.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Text does not belong on clothing, period. I can’t stand when I find a nice-looking top only for it to say something stupid like “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee” on it. Just be the kind of person you are without insisting on it through your own clothes.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Everything that is only cool because it has a logo on it. I know a girl who lately only wears things if the logo is visible: a belt that only has this big H from hermes in the middle, her handbags are all Michael Kors, the logo has to be on the shoes, sweaters and shirts are only allowed if the logo is on it and even her earrings are just studs that spell out "RLL" from Ralph Lauren... I think it is one way to make expensive clothes look trashy

I'll add onto that with younger women wearing t-shirts with logos for bands they don't actually listen to. I've lost count of the number of waifish young 20-something wearing a Guns N Roses or Nirvana shirt who don't actually like the music but wear the shirt for some dumb ass reason.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Text does not belong on clothing, period. I can’t stand when I find a nice-looking top only for it to say something stupid like “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee” on it. Just be the kind of person you are without insisting on it through your own clothes.

It's like a bumper sticker for pedestrians. Or a shitty Facebook meme but in real life.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

wearing a Guns N Roses or Nirvana shirt who don't actually like the music but wear the shirt for some dumb ass reason.

Frickin' posers, maaaaan.