Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
Again?!? How? I just. What the fuck. I only very rarely follow this douche canoe because he is just not my brand of cow.... but like AGAIN?! That's amazing and all things good and just in this retarded fucking world. And unless I missed it I would love to hear Metokur cackle in glee over it, as he rightfully should. If this exists please feel free to late rate me but include the link. If this does not exist, we all know something special is coming. Its like Christmas.
 
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Portugal is a peaceful nation, her people know neither pain nor violence. But then came the dreaded Manc menace and the vile Gunt to spill blood on Portugal's streets and destroying the innocence of the beautiful and child like Portuguese.
Portugal is the 3rd most peaceful country in the world.
Yet Gunt somehow keeps getting his ass kicked there
 
It really shows what petty misogynistic scum Ralph is that he can't ever keep his pathetic shit talking mano a mano and always resorts to attacking their women as well
Its all the estrogen. He's fat as fuck, his estrogen is through the roof. His gunt is basically a tittyskittle factory. I miss fph...
 
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For fucks sake, Ethan, buy bigger shirts.

his man purse is always so amusing.

I've never been to Western Europe so maybe it's different but in Eastern Europe a XXL shirt is the same as an American L (for men). So I'd imagine that the biggest thing he can get at Oysho had to be pinned in place. That shirt came up over his gunt like a projector screen rolling up in a cartoon.
 
The thing is, the only reason this was a win for Cog and his boy is because Ralph attacked them first. That's it. If Ralph had just ignored them and shit talked them it would've been a mutual separation. But he instigated the attack and got felted; and thus lost all victimhood.
 
Again?!? How? I just. What the fuck. I only very rarely follow this douche canoe because he is just not my brand of cow.... but like AGAIN?! That's amazing and all things good and just in this retarded fucking world. And unless I missed it I would love to hear Metokur cackle in glee over it, as he rightfully should. If this exists please feel free to late rate me but include the link. If this does not exist, we all know something special is coming. Its like Christmas.
Jim announced streams for Saturday and Sunday this week but not times afaik
 
What is wrong with him?
Alcoholism.

The hundreds of thousands of documented autopsies of alcoholics just here in the United States showed a meaningful decrease in brain volume and density, this was even confirmed in living alcoholics via brain imaging and volumetric analysis.

This creates a kind of global impairment that impacts everything from the visuospatial to basic problem solving. What Ralph is actually experiencing is going to be significantly distorted and because memory function goes out the window when it comes to alcohol, his understanding of events is severely compromised.

This doesn’t just kick in when he is intoxicated, it persists when he is sober too and would require months of abstinence to regain what was lost.
 
Just got home to see this:
- The exposed gunt is disgusting. There’s not even any hair on it.
- He doesn’t have underwear?
- Wish there was better footage, most of what you can see is how the sidewalks look
- All that honking, it’s like the convoy!
- Who was the woman? Thread’s moving fast but it looks like she’s a European trying to break it up
 
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