Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[JustStopDude]

I still can't get over how fake it looks, like Ethan's body is just so unnatural that it looks like one of those props actors use before they add CGI so they know how to act around it, the gunt physics, the arm and leg to torso ratio, the transformation of gunt, the sheer size of it, it's so surreal and bizarre.

Alao I'm kinda amused by all of the talk about pressing charges like the Portuguese police would give a fuck about tourists beating each other up like that kind of shit doesn't happen literally every day lmao, unless one of the parties involved got ICU levels of fucked up it's not worth to try and persecute anybody.

He takes a punch like a pile of silly putty. It's almost hypnotic.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

He's turning into Artie Lange

Artie was never this entertaining.

 

[Nigella]

are you not entertained?!

 

[make_it_so]

Of course the dumbass wigger starts throwing fists over people filming him of all fucking things. Still gets his ass kicked.

And is it just me, or does Ralph bleed real easily? Maybe he literally does have thing skin.

 

[Squirrelcop]

So how does this rate overall in the Gunterdome so far? I still am not sure if this is funnier than Assault On Tranny Housing Project, but I think its way more fun than his run in with the police. The first Portugal beat-a-thon was also pretty fun except we only saw the fallout and not the actual fight. And the Bowling Alley elbow drop is probably still my favorite just because of how sudden and sort of poignant it was.

So my ranking of Ralph Fights would be:
1. Bowling Alley elbow check
2. Assault on Digibros roach infested tranny hostel
3. Portugal Beatdown 2
4. Portugal Beatdown 1
5. Ralph vs. A-Lawg

 

[FMW13]

He's turning into Artie Lange

Dude don’t do Artie dirty like that. Artie may be a fuck up but he’s a likeable fuck up. Ralph deserves everything he gets.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

what a kang .
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"Sir please we believe you have brain trama"
FUCK YEW PIECE OF SHIT I'M FINE ANYWAY

 

[DHugo]

"If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight"

GunT-zu said that, and he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal

Alternative captions: When you smell da finger after putting it in her ass

 

[Don Quixote]

 

[Got Milk!]

what a kang .
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"When I get back, after I eat." = "When I'm done watching the Kino Casino"

Indian Kebab Chads are probably watching the stream and that's why they are laughing.

I still can't get over how fake it looks, like Ethan's body is just so unnatural that it looks like one of those props actors use before they add CGI so they know how to act around it, the gunt physics, the arm and leg to torso ratio, the transformation of gunt, the sheer size of it, it's so surreal and bizarre.

Alao I'm kinda amused by all of the talk about pressing charges like the Portuguese police would give a fuck about tourists beating each other up like that kind of shit doesn't happen literally every day lmao, unless one of the parties involved got ICU levels of fucked up it's not worth to try and persecute anybody.

Ralph's stomach looks like it was poorly upscaled from 144 to 1080p

 

[JustStopDude]

Honest question. In the fight, at some point, some women scream and cars start to honk their horns.

Did like the locals catch a glimpse of the quad tits?

 

[skol]

>Go abroad, twice, gets mogged randoms each time.
>Must be Jim Medicare’s fault!!!
I know we have the descent into complete trashfiredom well documented, but wow, holy cope. Ralph is literally walking around hoping to be euthanasia’d

 

[The FedEx Pope]

what a kang .
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Are you sure the 'Indians' at the Kebab House aren't laughing at you Ralph?

 

[Beef Elemental]

what a kang .
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"Up here seething while Indians look on uncomfortably at my wretched appearance and porcine open-mouth chewing lol"

 

[lvlonster]

This image has me dying:

 

[Tom Myers]

This turned out like shit, but I'm posting it anyways.

 

[Got Milk!]

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Time for Keffals to Gunt Guard for the mariginalized trans-pig community by ratioing this very real tweet.

 

[mindlessobserver]

"Up here seething while Indians look on uncomfortably at my wretched appearance and porcine open-mouth chewing lol"

Want to bet they are actually Morrocans and Ralph can't tell the difference? Do Indians even eat Kebabs?

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

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My Nigga in Christ, how's this man winning so much and so often? Truly a solid gold five-star day.

How does he think this is even remotely helpful to his life? I seriously have question why the fuck he keeps making a fucking mong of himself.

Well done, Ralph. Xander would be proud.

 

[Glep]

Can we get an updated domino meme?