Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
I still can't get over how fake it looks, like Ethan's body is just so unnatural that it looks like one of those props actors use before they add CGI so they know how to act around it, the gunt physics, the arm and leg to torso ratio, the transformation of gunt, the sheer size of it, it's so surreal and bizarre.

Alao I'm kinda amused by all of the talk about pressing charges like the Portuguese police would give a fuck about tourists beating each other up like that kind of shit doesn't happen literally every day lmao, unless one of the parties involved got ICU levels of fucked up it's not worth to try and persecute anybody.
He takes a punch like a pile of silly putty. It's almost hypnotic.
 
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are you not entertained?!
 
Of course the dumbass wigger starts throwing fists over people filming him of all fucking things. Still gets his ass kicked.

And is it just me, or does Ralph bleed real easily? Maybe he literally does have thing skin.
 
So how does this rate overall in the Gunterdome so far? I still am not sure if this is funnier than Assault On Tranny Housing Project, but I think its way more fun than his run in with the police. The first Portugal beat-a-thon was also pretty fun except we only saw the fallout and not the actual fight. And the Bowling Alley elbow drop is probably still my favorite just because of how sudden and sort of poignant it was.

So my ranking of Ralph Fights would be:
1. Bowling Alley elbow check
2. Assault on Digibros roach infested tranny hostel
3. Portugal Beatdown 2
4. Portugal Beatdown 1
5. Ralph vs. A-Lawg
 

"When I get back, after I eat." = "When I'm done watching the Kino Casino"

Indian Kebab Chads are probably watching the stream and that's why they are laughing.


I still can't get over how fake it looks, like Ethan's body is just so unnatural that it looks like one of those props actors use before they add CGI so they know how to act around it, the gunt physics, the arm and leg to torso ratio, the transformation of gunt, the sheer size of it, it's so surreal and bizarre.

Alao I'm kinda amused by all of the talk about pressing charges like the Portuguese police would give a fuck about tourists beating each other up like that kind of shit doesn't happen literally every day lmao, unless one of the parties involved got ICU levels of fucked up it's not worth to try and persecute anybody.

Ralph's stomach looks like it was poorly upscaled from 144 to 1080p
 
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>Go abroad, twice, gets mogged randoms each time.
>Must be Jim Medicare’s fault!!!
I know we have the descent into complete trashfiredom well documented, but wow, holy cope. Ralph is literally walking around hoping to be euthanasia’d
 
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My Nigga in Christ, how's this man winning so much and so often? Truly a solid gold five-star day.

How does he think this is even remotely helpful to his life? I seriously have question why the fuck he keeps making a fucking mong of himself.

Well done, Ralph. Xander would be proud.
 
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