Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
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Except there is a strong possibility Ralph would try and fuck a teen ladyboy. And if word ever got out he fucked a ladyboy his "STRAIGHT HWITE MALE" image would be (more) shattered.
That and he'd end up dead since Thai pimps don't fuck around.
So what you are saying is that Ralph Goes to Thailand is a thing that should happen?
 
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We need to see a CT scan of Ralph's pig brain. He's damaged.
They can probably give him a discount on the scan too since they can re-use all the x-rays they fire at his head, which will pass through unimpeded by any kind of brain matter.

What is wrong with him? He is not smart, or even half intelligent, but he is not actually retarded or autistic or something like that. He really does seem to have a lack of a sense of self preservation and a terribly delicate ego which needs massaging.
One, he's an idiot (too dumb to know better). Two, he's white trash (prone to arrogance, aggression and fragile ego). Three, he's a modern American, and like much of the western world the self preservation instinct has been slowly bred out of Americans over the past few decades (neutered fight-or-flight response).

I like to think that most obnoxious, destructive, aggressive or otherwise undesirable behavior can generally be corrected with an adequately administered beating or two (recently someone in another thread pointed out that autism is an entirely "affluent" problem because they can afford professional "help" with it, while poorer parents just beat their kids until they learn not to misbehave), but then comes Ralph to blow a big pig-shaped hole through that theory. I don't think his behavior will change no matter how often (or hard) he catches a beating. It'll be fun to watch an ever-growing mob of contenders continue trying anyway though!
 
Why the fuck are the clothes Ralph wears so small on him? It all barely contains his fat and when he gets easily pushed over all of his fat explodes out of him. Is he buying smaller sized clothes to feel better about himself? Chantal does shit like that too.

It's now beyond womanly behavior, it's deathfat womanly behavior.
He's operating at 95% lizard brain now. Base instinct; No logic. No shame. No humility.
 
I'm almost surprised by how little ability the gunt has to defend himself. Most people can't fight, so I am not surprised that a land whale like the gunt isn't an amateur MMA fighter. However, for a man who pretty much talks shit from the moment he wakes up to the moment he goes to sleep; a man who has been documented talking his way into several fights already, would be able to at least defend himself.
 
Why the fuck are the clothes Ralph wears so small on him? It all barely contains his fat and when he gets easily pushed over all of his fat explodes out of him. Is he buying smaller sized clothes to feel better about himself? Chantal does shit like that too.

It's now beyond womanly behavior, it's deathfat womanly behavior.
Ethan and Chantal were both fat losers in their youth who are desperately trying to make up for lost years now while people are paying attention.
 
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