Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
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DED.
 
I've been thinking a bit lately that Ralph is very much the same kind of person as Artie Lange, except Artie was intentionally funny

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Except Artie Lange is someone I would be really upset if he died even though it's absolutely amazing he's still alive, and Ralph? I'd laugh my ass off if he died. He is an absolute scumbag whose only opportunity for improving the world is by dying.
 
"Attempted murder" hahaha. Okay. If that dude wanted to kill Ralph, he could have just stomped on his face a few times and it would have been done and over with.

"Dox Dan Dox Keem" yeah. Good idea. Like Keemstar hasn't had his dox out there since forever anyway. but if they want people looking at them too, good idea.

"Attack on Ethan's life" Jesus. If that was an attack on someone's life, Dan was pretty generous by allowing Ralph to get up and leave multiple times and telling him to walk away and don't follow. Normally when someone tries to kill someone else, there's not a whole lot of talking involved.

These AF fucking faggots want to change the world by upending it, but they don't know what violence is or what an attack on someone's life looks like. If Dan wanted to kill Ralph, he'd be dead. It's as simple as that. Dan was EXCEPTIONALLY generous by allowing him to get up and defend himself or walk away. He could have just caved his head in with his foot.
 
So Ralph, on a suspended sentence, is stating his intentions to DMCA someone regardless of Fair Use with full warning he would be committing perjury. Intends to press charges knowing full well they could press charges back and all it would take is this report to his local authorities to snap his suspended sentence into action?
 
Superchatter: If Ethan Ralph got arrested for assault overseas, could it affect his suspended sentence in Virginia?
Shyster Lawyer: *gives brief rundown*
Panel Lawyer: I'm 100% sure the prosecutor would try it. They typically write these things to be incredibly broad. It doesn't even require probable cause, just a police notification. So certainly a prosecutor is gonna interpret that to be broad enough to be a criminal act.


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That chick isn't just a panel lawyer. She's a Criminal Public Defender for Eastern Washington State. I highly doubt that the Portuguese police would go out of their way to notify the United States and the Virginia DA though. It wouldn't even pop up on their system since he's technically not on probation.
 
This is fucking hilarious and this retard 100% deserved it. Why do I feel so bad for him though?? He really did look scared imo as he sat there on the ground defeated. His pudgey little manlet body sickly pale as a moldy wall. He's just so pathetic.
Part of me wants to feel bad. There's some basic lizard brain empathy or something that kicks in when you a defenseless fat manlet get pummeled to the ground over and over.

But it's Ralph, the guy who says he chased down and fought off all of his previous assailants, the Ralphamale, the pinnacle of manliness. So I don't feel bad at all and in fact I think he absolutely deserved it.
 
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