Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[smellybutthole]

If the schizo and the rage pig link up and encounter Cog and Dan again they might kill one or both of them.

Does anyone know if Cog and Dan are still in Portogo? If Gunt thinks they are maybe we'll see a few days of hilarity where he tries to find them topped off with a brawl in a hotel lobby.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I really don't see why Ralph is still on probation anymore. He's proven pretty conclusively that he can't follow the law for even a straight week. This is like, what? The fifth fight he's been in on camera in the span of a year?

 

[trickyzerg23]

I think this incident will prove to be a major inflection point for Ralph. People may think I'm being histrionic but I've thought about this for several hours before posting. I think Ralph is close to becoming homicidal. As in, I would not be surprised if he's been sitting in his Portuguese hotel planning a murder.

I base this on several facts:
-He has been openly and viscerally humiliated in a way beyond any of his prior humiliations. Remember how the original gunt photo affected him. Think about the images from the fight and how those will follow him. His manhood was diminished. His embarrassing body was exposed. His ill-advised attempt at a machismo victory with his return trip was turned on its head perhaps in the worst possible way.
-He has thrown away $50,000 purely out of pride and spite - meanwhile he's almost certainly been burning through savings for some time now. He might even be taking on debt. You better believe that $1,100 child support has been weighing on his mind. He knows it's only a matter of time before he's paying Pantsu $1,100/month as well. Think about the house he lives in and his spending habits. If it were humanly possible for him to live in a nicer home to own the A-logs, he would. But he cannot. Ralph's finances are causing him enormous stress. The Warski fight had the potential to make all of Ralph's exploits pay off financially. And he threw it all away. He hates himself for it and he hates the people he blames for his situation (Jim, Warski, A-logs in general).
-He has no support system. No one to pull him back from the brink of despair and tell him it will be alright. No one to cool his anger and help him cope in a healthy way. Tranny loving Fuentes has his own problems and isn't a real friend anyway. No parents. His wife is a bizarre clout chaser. The list of people he feels have abandoned or betrayed him grows by the day.
-He is full of rage and the state is more or less permanent. Self explanatory.

Ask yourself, who murders people? People like Ralph do. Desperate, out-of-control, hopeless, rage-filled people with no impulse control who delight in being a villain. Ralph fits every criteria, even before you take his ritual public humiliation into account.

Who would he try to kill? I don't know. Cog's friend would probably be his first choice, but England might be tough for him to swing due to gun laws. However, if the doxes are out there (I don't know), I wouldn't be surprised to see Ralph go after Cog or his friend regardless. Maybe he'd try to come at them with a samurai sword.

Another possibility is, of course, Jim. Ralph has promised he's going to Minnesota. Will he show up and impotently live stream himself squealing like he did to Elijah Shaffer? I don't think so. Even though he didn't admit it, I think he was deeply embarrassed by how that unfolded. I wouldn't at all be surprised if he showed up armed. I think Jim is smart enough to not answer the door, but Ralph may try to ambush him or Jade coming to and from the house. I hope Jim will take precautions. PPP and Warski have talked about going down to Minnesota to confront Ralph and I think that would be highly unwise. Don't sink to the level of a ragepig.

I'm sure I'll get some puzzle pieces for this, but I've known victims of murder-suicide and have studied massive amounts of true crime, and this scenario just sets off all the alarms for me. After Portugal 2, I don't think Ralph will be content to sperg out online - and I don't think he wants to show up for an ambush without some kind of "gotcha" to avoid a Blaze redux (or get beat up again). I think Ralph is likely to try and murder someone eventually, the only question is whether he's reached that point. I hope I'm wrong!

Edit: I left out or underplayed an important part. Ralph is incredibly prideful and will not allow his pride to be damaged without a response that is greater in proportion. Ralph MUST always "win" - and what at this point could possibly constitute a win for him?

Several of the retards are incapable of reading paragraphs or understanding your cogent points. They are wrong, lacking any real understanding of pig psychology. You are correct.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

You don't need to be a 10/10 gigachad gym bro to stick someone with a blade. Get real.

Speaking of “get real,” … your post, Nigga.

Think briefly about who you are referring to. To “stick someone with a blade,” one kinda has to know how to best utilize said blade. Ralph has fought who exactly? A couple of fat trannies, an unidentified pimp, a short neck-beard, and two Brit chavs? Not exactly a stunning line-up of combatants. Give Ralph a weapon, and he’s more likely to injure himself in all honesty.

 

[JasonMetloney]

You don't need to be a 10/10 gigachad gym bro to stick someone with a blade. Get real.

What is the minimum rating you believe is minimally capable of murdering someone? There's the real question. Like let's imagine 10/10 is you are a killing machine the likes of Jeffrey Dahmer and 1/10 is so innocent you wouldn't hurt a fly.

 

[bearycool]

I see he upgraded from a Murse to a

FAG PACK

 

[TyrasGuard]

I don't like Ralph, but planing to go to another country with your buddy to let him beat up a guy you have a problem with, is pretty gay.

It's almost like fucking with people, not only over the Internet, but also on a personal life level has consequences or something.

The best part about this is that Ralph has to keep the tough guy persona but, to the surprise of absolutely no one, turns out that being a tough guy on the street isn't as easy as being a tough guy on Twitter.

Also, Ralph won't kill anybody on purpose. His response to any confrontations is to yell WWE shit while holding his phone up. Dude can't even form a proper fist and the only thing he can rely on is his body fat to soften the blows. Even a fucking chihuahua will defend itself if it thinks it's cornered.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

I think this incident will prove to be a major inflection point for Ralph. People may think I'm being histrionic but I've thought about this for several hours before posting. I think Ralph is close to becoming homicidal. As in, I would not be surprised if he's been sitting in his Portuguese hotel planning a murder.

I base this on several facts:
-He has been openly and viscerally humiliated in a way beyond any of his prior humiliations. Remember how the original gunt photo affected him. Think about the images from the fight and how those will follow him. His manhood was diminished. His embarrassing body was exposed. His ill-advised attempt at a machismo victory with his return trip was turned on its head perhaps in the worst possible way.
-He has thrown away $50,000 purely out of pride and spite - meanwhile he's almost certainly been burning through savings for some time now. He might even be taking on debt. You better believe that $1,100 child support has been weighing on his mind. He knows it's only a matter of time before he's paying Pantsu $1,100/month as well. Think about the house he lives in and his spending habits. If it were humanly possible for him to live in a nicer home to own the A-logs, he would. But he cannot. Ralph's finances are causing him enormous stress. The Warski fight had the potential to make all of Ralph's exploits pay off financially. And he threw it all away. He hates himself for it and he hates the people he blames for his situation (Jim, Warski, A-logs in general).
-He has no support system. No one to pull him back from the brink of despair and tell him it will be alright. No one to cool his anger and help him cope in a healthy way. Tranny loving Fuentes has his own problems and isn't a real friend anyway. No parents. His wife is a bizarre clout chaser. The list of people he feels have abandoned or betrayed him grows by the day.
-He is full of rage and the state is more or less permanent. Self explanatory.

Ask yourself, who murders people? People like Ralph do. Desperate, out-of-control, hopeless, rage-filled people with no impulse control who delight in being a villain. Ralph fits every criteria, even before you take his ritual public humiliation into account.

Who would he try to kill? I don't know. Cog's friend would probably be his first choice, but England might be tough for him to swing due to gun laws. However, if the doxes are out there (I don't know), I wouldn't be surprised to see Ralph go after Cog or his friend regardless. Maybe he'd try to come at them with a samurai sword.

Another possibility is, of course, Jim. Ralph has promised he's going to Minnesota. Will he show up and impotently live stream himself squealing like he did to Elijah Shaffer? I don't think so. Even though he didn't admit it, I think he was deeply embarrassed by how that unfolded. I wouldn't at all be surprised if he showed up armed. I think Jim is smart enough to not answer the door, but Ralph may try to ambush him or Jade coming to and from the house. I hope Jim will take precautions. PPP and Warski have talked about going down to Minnesota to confront Ralph and I think that would be highly unwise. Don't sink to the level of a ragepig.

I'm sure I'll get some puzzle pieces for this, but I've known victims of murder-suicide and have studied massive amounts of true crime, and this scenario just sets off all the alarms for me. After Portugal 2, I don't think Ralph will be content to sperg out online - and I don't think he wants to show up for an ambush without some kind of "gotcha" to avoid a Blaze redux (or get beat up again). I think Ralph is likely to try and murder someone eventually, the only question is whether he's reached that point. I hope I'm wrong!

Edit: I left out or underplayed an important part. Ralph is incredibly prideful and will not allow his pride to be damaged without a response that is greater in proportion. Ralph MUST always "win" - and what at this point could possibly constitute a win for him?

What the fuck did I just read?

 

[Smarty Pants]

What is the minimum rating you believe is minimally capable of murdering someone? There's the real question. Like let's imagine 10/10 is you are a killing machine the likes of Jeffrey Dahmer and 1/10 is so innocent you wouldn't hurt a fly.

When a person who is low IQ, low impulse control like Ralph has been utterly humiliated in the public space, has become a cornered rat. I don't think he enjoys his life at all anymore and has realized that from now on everywhere he goes there's the potential of someone coming up to him and beating the living shit out of him for the entertainment of tens of thousands of people.

I think his white nigger predisposition puts him at 5/10 from the word go. If he had a weapon during that altercation yesterday he would 100% pull it out. Now that he's been dragged bloody through the streets of Lisbon I'd put him at at 7/10. If he joins forces with that lunatic Stu and they go out to look for Cog and Dan, I reckon that there's a 30% chance someone ends up in a pack.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

What is the minimum rating you believe is minimally capable of murdering someone? There's the real question. Like let's imagine 10/10 is you are a killing machine the likes of Jeffrey Dahmer and 1/10 is so innocent you wouldn't hurt a fly.

When I made the reference for Ralph to Chris Benoit, it’s mainly because A: his family didn’t expect it, and B: it involved his wife and kids. Meigh probably doesn’t even hit 110 soaking wet, and obviously, Roz is a newborn. Ralph is a danger to them because he is disproportionately larger and stronger, not because Ralph is some sort of badass. And of course, the TBI he’s likely incurred may change his mindset towards those he views as innocents.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

When a person who is low IQ, low impulse control like Ralph has been utterly humiliated in the public space has become a cornered rat. I don't think he enjoys his life at all anymore and has realized that from now on everywhere he goes there's the potential of someone coming up to him and beating the living shit out of him for the entertainment of tens of thousands of people.

I think his white nigger predisposition puts him at 5/10 from the word go. If he had a weapon during that altercation yesterday he would 100% pull it out. Now that he's been dragged bloody through the streets of Lisbon I'd put him at at 7/10. If he joins forces with that lunatic Stu and they go out to look for Cog and Dan, I reckon that there's a 30% chance someone ends up in a pack.

You're thinking this way too far ahead and not simply that he will lick his wounds and get drunk as fuck in his hotel room, do a KS and call it a night.

 

[break these cuffs]

I really don't see why Ralph is still on probation anymore. He's proven pretty conclusively that he can't follow the law for even a straight week. This is like, what? The fifth fight he's been in on camera in the span of a year?

You can't see why he's on probation anymore because he isn't on probation. He's on a suspended sentence.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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Drunk, loud Brits getting into fights is Portugal's tourism industry.

Hell, it's the tourism industry of half the Mediterranean - Spain, Greece, Italy and Croatia all thrive on drunk British retards beating each other up. The police look the other way unless someone gets killed or if a local is on the receiving end of a beating.

 

[Smarty Pants]

You're thinking this way too far ahead and not simply that he will lick his wounds and get drunk as fuck in his hotel room, do a KS and call it a night.

You're right and he already did that last night. My theory hinges on Stu egging him on. If he's on his own he won't do shit.

 

[Ratzinger]

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Slightly more effort than just posting the original album cover as a reply.

This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get, for messing with us...

 

[smellybutthole]

Apparently cog is leaving Portogo today. Looks like it's past noon already there so maybe he's already back in the UK

I'd literally pay money for a pay per view of Gunt following cog back to UK and getting his skull caved in by a bunch of beer gunted mancs.

 

[Quiritium]

I'm now fully convinced that if Ralph goes through with his threat of going to Jim's house he will end up beat up again. But it won't be Jim doing the ass wooping, it'll be Jade and she will fucking wreck him. She will give Jim the laugh of his life when he sees this live on his front door.

 

[A Logging Company]

Hell, it's the tourism industry of half the Mediterranean - Spain, Greece, Italy and Croatia all thrive on drunk British retards beating each other up. The police look the other way unless someone gets killed or if a local is on the receiving end of a beating.

From what I've heard from people on /int/, despite the perception of being "Ugly Americans" abroad, American tourist are usually polite and have this peculiar ritual of "tipping" which involves leaving free money around. We're no worse than the stereotype of Japanese tourist who visit America and constantly take pictures.

The Brits on the other hand are known for getting piss drunk and cause all sorts of problems. The Portuguese officials were probably more surprised that the disgusting fat and pale man was American, instead of the usual chav from Birmingham.

 

[fuck whales]

Apparently cog is leaving Portogo today. Looks like it's past noon already there so maybe he's already back in the UK

I'd literally pay money for a pay per view of Gunt following cog back to UK and getting his skull caved in by a bunch of beer gunted mancs.

He's already posted pictures of being on the plane, so Ralphs seething about pressing charges was all fake and gay

 

[Smarty Pants]

He's already posted pictures of being on the plane, so Ralphs seething about pressing charges was all fake and gay

He's too poor to pursue anything back home, let alone in a foreign country. Message received loud and clear, Ethan - people can press you IRL and get away with it.