Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Slimy Time]

It's a cut that's supposed to make him look like some kind of victim. I took the liberty of cutting one of the captions and pasting under a different part of the video to make him look like a real victim.
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Of course it is. No no, don't watch the full clip and come to your own decision, watch the cut where I tell you what to think.
He's getting gunted in the comments of that pinned post.

 

[NetVet]

For any normal well-adjusted person something like this would be one of the most embarrassing moments of their life. But for Ethan was just a Wednesday.

It's really baffling to see how much of a subhuman scum he is, how "america first" he really is. It's fascinating.

I remember back when I was actively playing football, there were few moments when it would get heated mid game and when I almost got into a fight, but the adrenaline pumping was surreal and it made me think, or subconscious react in a second, to choose the defensive manner, because the primal brain probably knows once the impulse to swing the hand goes live, it's over, it's scuffle and anything can happen, and for what? For a wrong ref call? LOL

So those situations were always deescalated, we would cool it down despite it happening on a closed pitch, with nobody around to put us in trouble for it or anything. Yet here he was, broad daylight city street - but he couldn't refrain himself from trash talking "for his paypigs", and you could see it's his reflexes that do it, he didn't THINK, his natural instincts were to do the rapper "wassup woadie shiiiiet nigga caught lackin shiiiiet" and the dual wielding middle finger...lmao.

Imagine the EMBARASSMENT of using that public crowded city street setting as an advantage, to calm the bongs down, to tell them hey guys I don't want no trouble he-he oink oink, weasel his way out....but that would be cringe, the paypigs would send cock a doodle dooooo TTS and he can't have that! Better get beaten down on camera, again, like a MAN.

Fucking pathetic.

Also all the "friends" and paypigs who are rooting for him and gassing him up with "you won Ralphamale epic dab Ralph flawless victory" nonsense, are a special breed as well. Who need enemies with friends like that.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He's legit brain damaged, they flew back allready, its not like Interpol is going to open a case, and charge them with gunticide..
They do fuck all when hooligans beat each other in the streets, which happens regularly

You’re forgetting that Interpol is just full of huge fans of the killstream!

 

[Angry Shoes]

It's really baffling to see how much of a subhuman scum he is, how "america first" he really is. It's fascinating.

I remember back when I was actively playing football, there were few moments when it would get heated mid game and when I almost got into a fight, but the adrenaline pumping was surreal and it made me think, or subconscious react in a second, to choose the defensive manner, because the primal brain probably knows once the impulse to swing the hand goes live, it's over, it's scuffle and anything can happen, and for what? For a wrong ref call? LOL

So those situations were always deescalated, we would cool it down despite it happening on a closed pitch, with nobody around to put us in trouble for it or anything. Yet here he was, broad daylight city street - but he couldn't refrain himself from trash talking "for his paypigs", and you could see it's his reflexes that do it, he didn't THINK, his natural instincts were to do the rapper "wassup woadie shiiiiet nigga caught lackin shiiiiet" and the dual wielding middle finger...lmao.

Imagine the EMBARASSMENT of using that public crowded city street setting as an advantage, to calm the bongs down, to tell them hey guys I don't want no trouble he-he oink oink, weasel his way out....but that would be cringe, the paypigs would send cock a doodle dooooo TTS and he can't have that! Better get beaten down on camera, again, like a MAN.

Fucking pathetic.

Also all the "friends" and paypigs who are rooting for him and gassing him up with "you won Ralphamale epic dab Ralph flawless victory" nonsense, are a special breed as well. Who need enemies with friends like that.

Is it possible for you to make a post without injecting your personal life into it

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He wasn't really on vacation though. He was live streaming, doing his show, pretending to be a bad ass and calling people out to come mess with him.
None of that would have happened if he had an actual vacation, just minding his own business.

I think it adds to the hilarity that there's so many people feeling sorry for little old gunty poo, he's just a poor wittle fat guy baby who dindu nuffin minding his own business... you know while constantly threatening people, putting on a false bravado, inviting people to fight him, and acting like a street wise hoodrat wigger. fucking lmao, nigger had to be saved by a woman.

 

[CringeMomma]

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

does this mean that Ralph has fucked around with two five star days or just one integral 10 star day?

 

[Yes I'm New]

This is honestly the best timeline, fuck Ralph getting paid 100k to get a beat down when he can just take a beating in the streets for NOTHING.

Why pay for the cow when you can smack his utters for free.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ethan Ralph: "rand I'll pay your airfare if you fly out out here and fight me right now, i'm 100% serious, also here's your wife and kids on stream, she'll be begging me to fuck her after I beat your ass"
Faggots: "I can't believe someone flew an hour to beat up ralph, that's so mean ew gross"

 

[Ulkesh]

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>*Teenage Wasteland starts playing*
>Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got myself into this situation. Well it all started in 2014 with a little thing called Gamergate…View attachment 3322781

I made this to hopefully make up for my gay Ralph/Halo video last night.

 

[BaconBoobs]

Here's my artistic rendition of the Gunt Hunter flying away from the scene:
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Magnificent.

 

[LadiosSopp]

I think this incident will prove to be a major inflection point for Ralph. People may think I'm being histrionic but I've thought about this for several hours before posting. I think Ralph is close to becoming homicidal. As in, I would not be surprised if he's been sitting in his Portuguese hotel planning a murder.

I base this on several facts:
-He has been openly and viscerally humiliated in a way beyond any of his prior humiliations. Remember how the original gunt photo affected him. Think about the images from the fight and how those will follow him. His manhood was diminished. His embarrassing body was exposed. His ill-advised attempt at a machismo victory with his return trip was turned on its head perhaps in the worst possible way.
-He has thrown away $50,000 purely out of pride and spite - meanwhile he's almost certainly been burning through savings for some time now. He might even be taking on debt. You better believe that $1,100 child support has been weighing on his mind. He knows it's only a matter of time before he's paying Pantsu $1,100/month as well. Think about the house he lives in and his spending habits. If it were humanly possible for him to live in a nicer home to own the A-logs, he would. But he cannot. Ralph's finances are causing him enormous stress. The Warski fight had the potential to make all of Ralph's exploits pay off financially. And he threw it all away. He hates himself for it and he hates the people he blames for his situation (Jim, Warski, A-logs in general).
-He has no support system. No one to pull him back from the brink of despair and tell him it will be alright. No one to cool his anger and help him cope in a healthy way. Tranny loving Fuentes has his own problems and isn't a real friend anyway. No parents. His wife is a bizarre clout chaser. The list of people he feels have abandoned or betrayed him grows by the day.
-He is full of rage and the state is more or less permanent. Self explanatory.

Ask yourself, who murders people? People like Ralph do. Desperate, out-of-control, hopeless, rage-filled people with no impulse control who delight in being a villain. Ralph fits every criteria, even before you take his ritual public humiliation into account.

Who would he try to kill? I don't know. Cog's friend would probably be his first choice, but England might be tough for him to swing due to gun laws. However, if the doxes are out there (I don't know), I wouldn't be surprised to see Ralph go after Cog or his friend regardless. Maybe he'd try to come at them with a samurai sword.

Another possibility is, of course, Jim. Ralph has promised he's going to Minnesota. Will he show up and impotently live stream himself squealing like he did to Elijah Shaffer? I don't think so. Even though he didn't admit it, I think he was deeply embarrassed by how that unfolded. I wouldn't at all be surprised if he showed up armed. I think Jim is smart enough to not answer the door, but Ralph may try to ambush him or Jade coming to and from the house. I hope Jim will take precautions. PPP and Warski have talked about going down to Minnesota to confront Ralph and I think that would be highly unwise. Don't sink to the level of a ragepig.

I'm sure I'll get some puzzle pieces for this, but I've known victims of murder-suicide and have studied massive amounts of true crime, and this scenario just sets off all the alarms for me. After Portugal 2, I don't think Ralph will be content to sperg out online - and I don't think he wants to show up for an ambush without some kind of "gotcha" to avoid a Blaze redux (or get beat up again). I think Ralph is likely to try and murder someone eventually, the only question is whether he's reached that point. I hope I'm wrong!

Edit: I left out or underplayed an important part. Ralph is incredibly prideful and will not allow his pride to be damaged without a response that is greater in proportion. Ralph MUST always "win" - and what at this point could possibly constitute a win for him?

I agree with pretty much the entirety of this post. Ralph is a ticking time bomb and it's only a matter of time before raging on stream and getting into tard fights in the streets won't suffice for him anymore. I just hope his daughter isn't caught in the cross hairs.

The one thing that sticks out to me though is him showing up to Metokur's house. He sounds like he 100% knows his address, and it seems other people think he's actually going to show up at his door. To my knowledge Metokur's dox isn't anywhere on the net, so the likelihood of him showing up at some rando's house trying to start shit or god forbid shoot them is pretty high. That's just as worrying as his daughter being caught up in his rage.

Where is this coming from (aside from Ralphs ass) that everyone is so sure Metokur is gonna have to arm up and defend his and Jades safety when its common knowledge that no one is aware of where he really is/who he is?

 

[Anstiv]

I think this incident will prove to be a major inflection point for Ralph. People may think I'm being histrionic but I've thought about this for several hours before posting. I think Ralph is close to becoming homicidal. As in, I would not be surprised if he's been sitting in his Portuguese hotel planning a murder.

I base this on several facts:
-He has been openly and viscerally humiliated in a way beyond any of his prior humiliations. Remember how the original gunt photo affected him. Think about the images from the fight and how those will follow him. His manhood was diminished. His embarrassing body was exposed. His ill-advised attempt at a machismo victory with his return trip was turned on its head perhaps in the worst possible way.
-He has thrown away $50,000 purely out of pride and spite - meanwhile he's almost certainly been burning through savings for some time now. He might even be taking on debt. You better believe that $1,100 child support has been weighing on his mind. He knows it's only a matter of time before he's paying Pantsu $1,100/month as well. Think about the house he lives in and his spending habits. If it were humanly possible for him to live in a nicer home to own the A-logs, he would. But he cannot. Ralph's finances are causing him enormous stress. The Warski fight had the potential to make all of Ralph's exploits pay off financially. And he threw it all away. He hates himself for it and he hates the people he blames for his situation (Jim, Warski, A-logs in general).
-He has no support system. No one to pull him back from the brink of despair and tell him it will be alright. No one to cool his anger and help him cope in a healthy way. Tranny loving Fuentes has his own problems and isn't a real friend anyway. No parents. His wife is a bizarre clout chaser. The list of people he feels have abandoned or betrayed him grows by the day.
-He is full of rage and the state is more or less permanent. Self explanatory.

Ask yourself, who murders people? People like Ralph do. Desperate, out-of-control, hopeless, rage-filled people with no impulse control who delight in being a villain. Ralph fits every criteria, even before you take his ritual public humiliation into account.

Who would he try to kill? I don't know. Cog's friend would probably be his first choice, but England might be tough for him to swing due to gun laws. However, if the doxes are out there (I don't know), I wouldn't be surprised to see Ralph go after Cog or his friend regardless. Maybe he'd try to come at them with a samurai sword.

Another possibility is, of course, Jim. Ralph has promised he's going to Minnesota. Will he show up and impotently live stream himself squealing like he did to Elijah Shaffer? I don't think so. Even though he didn't admit it, I think he was deeply embarrassed by how that unfolded. I wouldn't at all be surprised if he showed up armed. I think Jim is smart enough to not answer the door, but Ralph may try to ambush him or Jade coming to and from the house. I hope Jim will take precautions. PPP and Warski have talked about going down to Minnesota to confront Ralph and I think that would be highly unwise. Don't sink to the level of a ragepig.

I'm sure I'll get some puzzle pieces for this, but I've known victims of murder-suicide and have studied massive amounts of true crime, and this scenario just sets off all the alarms for me. After Portugal 2, I don't think Ralph will be content to sperg out online - and I don't think he wants to show up for an ambush without some kind of "gotcha" to avoid a Blaze redux (or get beat up again). I think Ralph is likely to try and murder someone eventually, the only question is whether he's reached that point. I hope I'm wrong!

Edit: I left out or underplayed an important part. Ralph is incredibly prideful and will not allow his pride to be damaged without a response that is greater in proportion. Ralph MUST always "win" - and what at this point could possibly constitute a win for him?

I don't think he'll kill anyone, you're forgetting the base rate that murders are extremely rare. He will just keep impotently beating Pantsu and now his kid. He has people to take his anger out on, his fiancee and child.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Ralph turned the corner and got aggressive with them. You can keep saying "cog is an asshole, they shouldn't have done this!" until your face turns blue but it doesn't matter because RALPH confronted THEM.

 

[Pork Packer]

Why pay for the cow when you can smack his udders for free.

Oh why did you have to give me this inspiration?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

new mousepad came in!

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

So Ralph spam DMCA'ing Cog is probably a sign the cops told him to fuck off, right?

 

[Burd Turglar]

You’re forgetting that Interpol is just full of huge fans of the killstream!

Not sure if they're willing to stop scouting the globe for the dreaded slobber hound of broke dick farms in order to hunt a welfare stoner brit fag though.

Priorities and what not

 

[Spez]

You guys are right, i wonder why would anyone want to fuck with this angel that happens to have an entire fucking subboard on this drama website about him fucking with literally everyone both inside and outside the Internet?

I don't get why people act like "i don't support trolling, but...", this guy literally incites people to come and fuck with him so why is it wrong to do so?

Because these days, people brought up on the internet are taught that "waah any violence against anyone is wrong no matter how much they fucked with people their whole lives!!!!", they'll let people like Ralph continue to exist and bring misery to everyone around him but as soon as anyone does anything about it they'll run right to his defence, it's kinda sad really.

 

[Retink]

Because these days, people brought up on the internet are taught that "waah any violence against anyone is wrong no matter how much they fucked with people their whole lives!!!!", they'll let people like Ralph continue to exist and bring misery to everyone around him but as soon as anyone does anything about it they'll run right to his defence, it's kinda sad really.

Violence against some guy who is just a retard on the internet is wrong, but it can still be funny.