"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[MirnaMinkoff]

DOB: October 9, 1981
As of today, he’s 40. Typically, unless the child is held back or advanced, graduation will be the same academic year as the child’s 18th birthday. For Jim, that’s October 9, 1999. In MN, the academic school year cutoff is September 1, making Jim amongst the oldest students in the 1999-2000 academic year.

Is your uncle by chance named James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Augustine?

Ah, Jim is younger than I assumed. I thought 37 year old Ralph was calling a 43 year old man old, which was funny enough, but even better he’s calling a man just three years older than himself old. It’s extra funny when you consider Gunt looks like a 65 year old lesbian.

I don’t care what Jim looks like but unless he was in a horrible disfiguring accident and then became super morbidly obese he’s doing way better than Ralph.

Ralph is forever mad that he was revealed as a short, fat, white trash gollum. If Ralph had the anonymity of Jim he’d be insisting he was a 6’5 200lb MMA fighter with a 10 inch dick.

 

[Freeman]

Whatever happens Jim just remember, no warning shots.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

the gunt is like ballistic gel

 

[Solus]

the gunt is like ballistic gel

Considering how easily Ralph bleeds he's more like an over filled water balloon

 

[AnOminous]

I love Jim

I was only nine years old. I loved Jim so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Jim every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Jim is love", I would say, "Jim is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Jim. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Jim. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my sector". He grabs me with his powerful weeb hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Jim. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Jim. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Jim. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Jim looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all weeb now". Jim leaves through my window. Jim is love. Jim is life.

 

[Aquinas]

I was only nine years old. I loved Jim so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Jim every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Jim is love", I would say, "Jim is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Jim. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Jim. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my sector". He grabs me with his powerful weeb hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Jim. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Jim. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Jim. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Jim looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all weeb now". Jim leaves through my window. Jim is love. Jim is life.

get out of here, A-Hog

 

[Stoneheart]

I was only nine years old. I loved Jim so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Jim every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Jim is love", I would say, "Jim is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Jim. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Jim. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my sector". He grabs me with his powerful weeb hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Jim. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Jim. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Jim. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Jim looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all weeb now". Jim leaves through my window. Jim is love. Jim is life.

did you just replace shrek with jim in your erotical fanfiction?

 

[The Cunting Death]

I want Jim to father my wifes sons kids!

I enjoy his content but the worship over him is ridiculous. He's just another retard like the rest of his here.

 

[luigismanslave]

DOB: October 9, 1981
As of today, he’s 40. Typically, unless the child is held back or advanced, graduation will be the same academic year as the child’s 18th birthday. For Jim, that’s October 9, 1999. In MN, the academic school year cutoff is September 1, making Jim amongst the oldest students in the 1999-2000 academic year.

Is your uncle by chance named James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Augustine?

He is not, but he probably knew him. And if Ethan Ralph comes to town you best believe I'll be boots on the ground for the battle of the driveway

 

[Trombonista]

What's with all the Jim hate suddenly?

I still like Jim. He's better than all of these internet personalities combined.

This is why:

This is now the Jim a-logging thread. If you want to make a Jim love thread, make one in Multimedia. I will separate the two. If you whiteknight here, you get threadbanned. If you a-log in the new thread, you get threadbanned there. Simple as.

 

[Dean Pentel]

What's with all the Jim hate suddenly?

I still like Jim. He's better than all of these internet personalities combined.

Suddenly? It's been known for a long time he's a lying fucking faggot with a stupid voice that tricked even dumber faggots into financing his life. He doesn't have cancer and will not be dying and going to Hell this year as he so richly deserves.

 

[urr13 account]

Minnesota has no 'stand your ground' law, and is in-fact a "duty to retreat" State (which is pathetic). Metokur should have lived in a less-cucked state. As it stands he's gonna have to flee the gunt, maybe check into a hotel for a weekend. Sad.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

What's with all the Jim hate suddenly?

I still like Jim. He's better than all of these internet personalities combined.

Autism. For some reason, people get overly emotional about a potato nigger laughing at other retards on the internet. I don't mean the people who say he's not as good as he once was (which is kinda true). I mean the people that get MATI over petty shit Jim has done or is doing now.

Splitting the threads was a retarded idea. Just fuse both of them together again and thread ban the retards that brown nose Jim too hard or have spastic attacks of rage. How the fuck is that so difficult?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

What's with all the Jim hate suddenly?

I still like Jim. He's better than all of these internet personalities combined.

Resentment and jealousy? I don't know.

 

[Chuck McGill]

DOB: October 9, 1981
As of today, he’s 40. Typically, unless the child is held back or advanced, graduation will be the same academic year as the child’s 18th birthday. For Jim, that’s October 9, 1999. In MN, the academic school year cutoff is September 1, making Jim amongst the oldest students in the 1999-2000 academic year.

Is your uncle by chance named James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Augustine?

>you will never be sold weed as a high schooler by a recently graduated 18 year old Jim

Feels bad man

 

[Popper Whiting]

If I recall correctly its a meme the left either created or tried to repurpose to make fun of conservatives / right wingers. The internet embraced it effectively killing any punch the insult may of originally had. Metokur naming his stream year of the chud doesn't mean anything in particular, he's just embracing the meme.
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Yeah, it was an attempted forced meme from SJWs to refer to anyone who disagreed with them as CHUDs. It comes from a movie Cannabalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers in 1984. There were a couple of weeks a few years ago when all the usual suspects called everyone they disagreed with CHUDs, it was laughed at and everyone moved on.

The Battle of Jim's Driveway would be the best face reveal in history.

Jim opens the door wearing a bath robe and smoking a cigarette, looks out at the crowd of retards and tells them to go home before he shuts the door and goes back to reading his doujins.

We should get more involved. Someone wheel Donga in and fill him full of Crankberries, get Matt Jarbo a catapult and have him hurling boulders from the sideline, have Kraut lead a charge of intellectuals, Sargon and Tim Pool turning up with their quick lime milkshakes and a lone man in a fursuit with a shot gun. This is the ending we deserve.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Yeah, it was an attempted forced meme from SJWs to refer to anyone who disagreed with them as CHUDs. It comes from a movie Cannabalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers in 1984. There were a couple of weeks a few years ago when all the usual suspects called everyone they disagreed with CHUDs, it was laughed at and everyone moved on.
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We should get more involved. Someone wheel Donga in and fill him full of Crankberries, get Matt Jarbo a catapult and have him hurling boulders from the sideline, have Kraut lead a charge of intellectuals, Sargon and Tim Pool turning up with their quick lime milkshakes and a lone man in a fursuit with a shot gun. This is the ending we deserve.

This was the original poljak leftist were trying to meme


Turns out it was a reflection. Then this

was used to create

this

 

[Solus]

I enjoy his content but the worship over him is ridiculous. He's just another retard like the rest of his here.

What we need is a third thread on Jim where people can have neutral opinions.
Now we're North and South Korea but no one wants to admit which one is North.

 

[Banana Hammock]

Minnesota has no 'stand your ground' law, and is in-fact a "duty to retreat" State (which is pathetic). Metokur should have lived in a less-cucked state. As it stands he's gonna have to flee the gunt, maybe check into a hotel for a weekend. Sad.

Nah, they've still got Castle Doctrine.

 

[Saint Agustin]

What we need is a third thread on Jim where people can have neutral opinions.
Now we're North and South Korea but no one wants to admit which one is North.

This thread is probably North Korea.

People blindly supporting a mortal man who has been canonized as God-King of the internet by people worldwide who find his teachings and rethoric enlightened.

The other thread is South Korea. Highly volatile, CIA controlled, unorganized, hateful without proper cause or motive, ignorant and in constant sneed.