DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sicko Hunter]

DSP is going to have to degrade himself more and more as time goes to fuel his gacha addiction. Drama is the only thing that brings in the big bucks and his whales seem nearly as bored with his normal shit as we are. He can only react to so many videos. It makes me wonder what he'll be doing 5 years from now to earn cash.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I love how unhinged he looks in every thumbnail, lol.

Yeah Phil is looking pretty panic striken that's for sure!

Remember how he went on one of his rants about how he wasn't purposefully picking unhinged screencaps that you can use as one of YouTube's default thumbnails since the system does it for him when he bulk uploads and that he'd be making an effort to use more appropriate thumbnails, or something along those lines?

You can throw that promise completely out of the window, because he is clearly purposefully picking that horrified reaction to whatever he's saying in the daily wrap as you can see with that banner included on the top of thumbnail, and you're telling me in what is basically the precursor to another upcoming REEMERGENCY that he wouldn't have checked off the video to make sure that the thumbnail didn't make him look like some kind off unhinged muppet man?

Well just like he's embraced the soy boy/wojak face with his twitter pfp ever since he's started doing his reaction streams, I guess you can see that influence rubbing off here in his click bait thumbnail game (but to be fair on that one, the fact that this was happening before without him realising was still rather funny for different reasons, he's totally a true honest gaymer that loves his job and is just so so busy and yet you had him making some of the most ridiculous faces that YouTube captured for his thumbnails, that he had no idea would be the default thumbnail, apparently? Yeah bullshit, he never gave a fuck about it before, he's only doing it now to ramp up the pity/sympathy begging now).

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Kind of like how authoritarian states often play continuous propaganda over speakers?

Stream chat be like:

It's like Orwell's 19-begty-4. Big Beggar is soliciting you! Two Minutes Audio Schedule. $2,99 + $2,99 = $4

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

Completely skirted the question of what's causing financial trouble and says the default reason: Trolls.

As far as him not sharing why he's in financial trouble all the time because he's afraid of spin, lies, and personal information getting leaked. No, Phil. You won't share it because very few people are gonna believe whatever you make up. $1,500 shower head replacement, $1,500 Identity theft lawyer to get your own money back, a dozen fundraisers for taxes and still wind up bankrupt with $100,000 in credit card debt.

He doesn't go anywhere often, he has no kids just a maid and a cat, a car, utilities, a middle condo, and video games. He's made so much on Elden Ring in tips, he JUST got paid by Youtube 5 days ago, he hasn't bought any new games because there are no new games.. and yet... 1 day of 2 $50 streams and he's in emergency mode.

Can't ever say what he needs money for, guilt trips his audience all day long, but if you ask about where the money is going your getting banned.

He's living well above his means and needs to downsize his lifestyle / cut the microtransaction addiction. Period. But he'd rather beg to fund the most laziest addiction possible. But... I gotta remind myself... this is Phil... when it comes to money:



He'll do anything...

 

[Comma]

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So again Phil is financially tight. He got fucked $60 for both streams today and he's fucking worried.

"What happened to all the Elden Ring tips?" Who the fuck knows.

Says there are thousands of assholes who are lying on him. Hates making these videos. Has no credit. Doesn't say what e needs help with. Gifted Subs not helping and needs immediate support....

Phil....

Maybe you're not hitting the tips goal because the goals suck? Maybe your not getting support because you add no value to the game outside of just saying whats going on on-screen? Maybe you need to realize you have 5 or 6 whales that fund your life?

Maybe you need to save your money first once?

Notice how he says "us" when talking about stuff that has been impacting finances. To my recollection, he almost never does this. It's always "Things are tight for me right now!", "There are things happening behind the scenes that are impacting my business!" and "Important update about the future of my channel!"

This 100% has got something to do with Kat, at least partially.

 

[Phil's a Nigger]

What do you thing the svine is going thru behind the scenes that it's code black? Besides the wwe champions. I don't know how taxes work in usa but is he paying monthly in chunks and does he have to pay them in 1 year? If he has back taxes to pay still do they stack up with the 2021 taxes?

 

[HerrKlicks]

I'm still convinced that the reason for his begging is that he had a massive binge / escalation in WWE + Door Dash + Total W(h)ine when gifted membershits dropped and he got the hundo-bomb. Now that things slowed down back to slightly-below-average he realizes his ass is on fire and he's probably missing anywhere from 750-1500 dollars that he blew when he lost control.

It has happened before - the bank leakes clearly showed there were multiple instances where he drained his account in one night down to overdraft and ate an extra fee for it.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

This 100% has got something to do with Kat, at least partially.

She lost her job or quit and now Phil is the lone income of the household... which aint really new considering he was doing this with Leanna too. Perfect for an emergency video that he can't talk details about tho..

Honestly I don't think he's that bad off. There's no fucking way he's already broke 5 days after the Youtube check and fresh off the Elden Ring hype. I think he's just pissed his fans only gave $50 a stream today and is now punishing them with guilt.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Notice how he says "us" when talking about stuff that has been impacting finances. To my recollection, he almost never does this. It's always "Things are tight for me right now!", "There are things happening behind the scenes that are impacting my business!" and "Important update about the future of my channel!"

This 100% has got something to do with Kat, at least partially.

He. Is using his Wife to bait tips mate. Like he used Leanna's hospital trip, he parent being dead in a year, Jasper's UTI, Rambo and Howard's video...

He is just a fat little addict jonesing for gatcha ffs

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

Wow an actual new EMERGENCY video. Phil is bugging and buzzing like a true addict and even brings up things happening "behind the scenes" for why you should give him money. This is the best Phil gold dust in a while.

"It's just me making TRUTHFUL, HONEST gameplay" lol. He's itching so badly, look at his bugged out eyes. You can pause at any time and get a screenshot like this:

"If you watch the videos on demand- there's ways to support outside of just watching with ads, the ads don't cut it anymore"
Watching his videos isn't enough, you need to tip him too if you watch ON DEMAND.
He's also said "I need help" easily 30+ times in this video. Holy shit he's jonesing. It's almost like when he's doing really well, maybe he should eat at home and not doordash 2-4 times a day and eat out daily, spend a million dollars on WWE champions and buy a grand's worth of alcohol every few weeks. Then these dryer spells wouldn't be so bad. But I'm thinking too normally, Phil deserves all those things, as he pleases.

 

[Tears for T]

Look what this tard wrote on Phil’s revolting emergency beg video. Damn, no dignity what so ever. Just let the pig starve!

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Not sure if this was posted before but this was a good watch. Reminded me of Phil: https://youtu.be/lKxmFPmzzx4

I wish we got this on DSP reacts

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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"I've learned over the years that being fully transparent about personal stuff only comes back to bite me"

So then what the guy said will happen. Phil's 50 bit bitches will not take it seriously and he will continue to get low support weeks.

You can only use the "unexpected financial emergency" so many times before you audience can't distinguish "emergency piggy" from "every day beg piggy"...they are essentially the same thing just will more leg slaps and bug eyes.

 

[PieceofShet]

Look what this tard wrote on Phil’s revolting emergency beg video. Damn, no dignity what so ever. Just let the pig starve!
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Wasnt there something in tos you cant use superthanks to fundraise? Cause that looks exactly like that.

 

[Lazycunt]

This starting games and quiting multiple times can't be good for retention and interest.
Uninspired...yes you fat cunt, how about you don't throw stones in a glass house.
Unless the game picks up(tips) this game is boring.

 

[Abe Vigoda]

This is why the meme of Phil being Teflon and unkillable is dumb. Phil just has no sense of shame to stop him going lower and lower in hopes of getting a few more bucks. Anyone else would have tapped out long ago but Phil’s an addict and can‘t stop himself.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

This is why the meme of Phil being Teflon and unkillable is dumb. Phil just has no sense of shame to stop him going lower and lower in hopes of getting a few more bucks. Anyone else would have tapped out long ago but Phil’s an addict and can‘t stop himself.

I bet tips will be higher today though, the guilt tripping works. Jaxx must be looking at that video having just been paid and wondering how much he can spare.

 

[John Deere-Tractor]

i need that money... to pay my SCOPELY bills. my hogan bills, my cena bills... SNORT

 

[HerrKlicks]

i need that money... to pay my SCOPELY bills. my hogan bills, my cena bills... SNORT

I rock back and forth on the x and y axis...
...tip me so i can pay my scopely taxes...

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

I love Phil's excuse of "I don't have credit".

You don't have credit because you've already stolen +100k from various banks and credit cards. It's just a classic example of him wanting his cake and eating it too.