Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
Funny watching the man who regularly jumps up and down rumplestiltskin style screaming threats into his microphone. Seeing him pressing himself into the wall, looking pleadingly towards the nice Portuguese lady for protection when the bad men were bullying him… Couldn’t be Ralph.

Spitting is disgusting and the mark of a cornered loser, he needs a muzzle or one of those spit hoods that the police use.
 
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I wonder if DSP is aware of Ralphie boy? Could see him using this as a totally valid excuse as to why he needs to live in a gated community safe space mansion and why his paypiggies need to keep paying for it.
 
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I mean if we're being utilitarian, cogn'log get money and fame, and might get away lightly since was provoked and kept trying to de-escalate the situation. I'm sure psychologically this'll amount to fuck all for Ralph, but are the majority of his patreon supporters the kind of people who would be disillusioned by seeing him make a fool of himself? I mean autisticly speaking you can't really say if it's right or wrong until you see the outcome C:
 
Yes, let's be real. The man is a substance abusing, pedo grooming, underage prostitute paying, revenge porn leaking, false flagging, trashburger eating, thin-skinned fatty* who will attempt to stalk you at your workplace or hometown. He richly deserves everything that comes his way. He didn't even get to go to the hospital for this. Cog was pretty smooth-brained about this op, but the ragepig took the corn bait and got got. Under normal circumstances, I might consider Cog a stalker except for the fact that Ralph has been begging for exactly this kind of interaction since the beginning of his career and being a public menace wherever he goes. Cog merely took him up on it.

He wants everyone to know what he's doing, but virtually everyone who knows him hates his gu(n)ts. He's learning the hard way that killing his sense of shame only exposes him to bigger and bigger consequences, whether that be in the courtroom or on the street. My only advice is to the next person who streams next to Ralph is to do it solo: no need to have anyone else do the slapping for you once he inevitably assaults you with his middle school circus fats physique. As it stands, Cog let Dan get all the glory and the footage wasn't all that great either.

One thing is certain: all of this is far less than what the Gunt actually deserves which is prison with a scarlet P on his overalls.

*Edit: I forgot to include "IP2 thot raping"
I have a better idea. Do get a pal to follow you. But make him the cameraman, not your bodyguard; film the entire encounter from a good distance, far away to not be noticed, close enough to get everything on tape. Second round in Lisbon was a drastic improvement from the first. We can do it even better in a third. Theres about ten days left.
 
I wonder if Ralph is just hoping someone kills him one day or something. He has to has some inkling he's not a tough guy, and yet...
Ralph has admitted he doesn’t want to live past his forties. Combine that with a dead show, unemployability, and his inevitable two separate child support payments, maybe he really is trying to go out in a blaze of glory. Maybe he thinks he’ll die a martyr against the a-lawg menace.
 
Jeez I didn’t realize this thread had been waylaid by a bunch of faggots. What happened in Portugal was funny, don’t matter the morality of the situation nor does it matter if it looks like I condone it. I laughed, that’s all I care about.
 
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