Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

George may have wrote that there here heroes on both sides in ROTS but I think it started with Rogue One turning the Rebels into straight up terrorists. It always felt kind of weird to me because they were always on the side of good, but now Disney is trying to make them space Al Qaida.

To play Devil's Advocate, I did enjoy that Disney wasnt shying away and pretending the rebellion didnt have to do morally gray (and even leaning on black) things to get the upperhand. In true conflicts like these, even the "good guys" need to do bad things. The opening of Rogue One literally had our "hero rebel" silencing an ally of theirs that was too fatty to get away...both to spare him the torture and possible arrest/execution from the empire and to keep his mouth shut over what he knew.

It also helped to show that the rebellion wasnt this centralized group entirely, there were "members" of them that went into extremist routes like Saw Gerrera...sure, he was going against the empire too but his methods were far too extreme for the rebellion to "officially" accept him...but lets face it, Im sure the higher ups were glad that someone was doing the harder choices so they wouldnt have to do it themselves.

The rebels ARE the good guys but to fight an enemy with no morals, standards or lines they wont cross, its difficult to get the upper hand without having to let go of some moral and standards yourself. So I "applaud" Disney for not shying away from the grim reality of what is being in an actual rebellion.
I knew people would be fucking confused as all hell on why Grogu is back with Din.

This is why you as storytellers don't put critical info in a show most of the fans don't watch. People will rightly ask why did they not have this at the beginning of the new season instead of another show.

Thats why I say that BoBF is basically Mando S 2.5.
Disney couldnt help themselves but to destroy the setup S2's finale left us on by solving it disgustingly fast in their boba show because they had nothing else.

Now those that didnt watch or even see online stuff about BoBF are confused as fuck and possibly kind of pissed that Disney is strongarming them into watching BoBF so they can understand how Grogu is back.

Then again, what plot is there for Mando S3 now that Grogu is back ?
The Acolyte from Harvey Weinstein’s former assistant Leslye Headland is set 100 years before The Phantom Menace.

Speaking of which, I thought that there was no source material Kathy.

Star Wars: The Acolyte to Be Heavily Inspired by Legends Stories


Translation

"We are stealing and cherry picking the best stuff from Legends because we cant make our original stuff come even close to that level of quality"

Didnt they got rid of the old expanded universe just so they wouldnt be creatively limited ? So now they went back and are now basically plagiarizing what came before. So much for letting the past die, huh?
Yes, an object that emits a beam of plasma that melts anything it touches. Good job, Luke!

Good to see we are starting to see the first signs of Jake Skywalker.

Legends Grand Master Luke shakes his head in disappointment.

Almost feels like they are doing things like this to show Luke IS incompetent enough so the shit in the sequel trilogy feels somewhat justified. See? Its not character assassination if we retcon the character into always being this way even before it.

Fucking Disney...
Remember, Grogu is a retarded baby, but also a Jedi Master. He makes baby noises and is confused. Yet can have normal conversations using the force.

I find the character entertaining but fuck is he ill-conceived as a long term character.

I feel like Grogu is a concept, an idea to hook people for Mando. But there is clear no long term plan, without mentioning that we know that Grogu will either die or disappear at some point since it doesnt make any sense for him to not appear at any point in the sequel trilogy if thats the case.

Some people say that he will take over the order when he is old enough, probably after MaRey Sue kicks the bucket but I dont buy it.
 
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>Captain Rex
For fuck's sake Filoni. Even when he supposedly has no involvement he still managed to find a way to make the setting feel like the size of a small town once again with all the constant Filoni Wars faggots about. Top that off with the Aladdin's Rebels villains returning and the possible return of Ahsoka and Maul in this and they really have not much else going on except cameo wank again. Top this off with Fagdalorian now going back to season 1 nostalgiawank and Aladdin's Rebels cameos, this setting really has nowhere to go but milking the exact same two shows. Yet retards would complain about too many "unknown faces" in old canon despite that they actually made the setting feel like the size of a galaxy at least.
 
What the fuck is with Disney and their portrayal of the Empire as space colonists? The original analogy of the Republic becoming the Empire was very clearly Rome inspired, with the Empire's territory pretty much being what they already had as the Republic. I guess going off of that would mean too much politics instead of something simple and easy like Empire = colonizers, Rebels = natives.
Because it's an easy way to appeal to modern sensibilities, and portraying the Empire as the banal, bureaucratic evil they actually are might cause some people to draw some very upsetting conclusions.
And cheap as fuck.
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The costumes are low quality (the things on the belts look like plastic that they forgot to paint), the sets look like a fan production (the door frame barely holds on the wall).
It's also because they don't really look or act like Imperial officers, they should all look like middle aged Englishmen from the late 70s and act with some goddamn dignity.
>Captain Rex
I think that's just a random 501st goon, Rex's armour has different markings.
 
Because it's an easy way to appeal to modern sensibilities, and portraying the Empire as the banal, bureaucratic evil they actually are might cause some people to draw some very upsetting conclusions.

It's also because they don't really look or act like Imperial officers, they should all look like middle aged Englishmen from the late 70s and act with some goddamn dignity.

I think that's just a random 501st goon, Rex's armour has different markings.
All sites are saying its Captain Rex. And if its not him its just going to be revealed to be another Filoni shitter. You underestimate the Filoni cameowank plaguing Lucasfilm. Also minor physical differences mean jackshit when you have the bald fagquisitor from Aladdin's Rebels now sporting a gourd-sized head.

Also lmao all the costumes, aliens and references featured in the first episode are from TFA, TLJ and Plan IX, and in Mos Eisley of all places. Can't wait to see how Doomcuck tries to claim the sequels and all its elements are still getting retconned or all the fags who kept trying to justify the sequels for having no familiar aliens, droids or worlds being due to taking place in an "unknown part of space" despite that even being proven wrong early on.
 
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A big problem with all the cameos and references to filonis animated stuff is simply the fact these characters were designed for a cartoon and some of this stuff simply doesnt look that good in live action especially when it’s translated through a tv budget. Really would like some separation between the cartoon universe and live action. But I guess everything has to be canon. Except when it’s not. I thought the inquisitor stuff looked trash.

I will probably be alone in thinking the Dino alien was kinda cool though.
 
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>Captain Rex
For fuck's sake Filoni. Even when he supposedly has no involvement he still managed to find a way to make the setting feel like the size of a small town once again with all the constant Filoni Wars faggots about. Top that off with the Aladdin's Rebels villains returning and the possible return of Ahsoka and Maul in this and they really have not much else going on except cameo wank again. Top this off with Fagdalorian now going back to season 1 nostalgiawank and Aladdin's Rebels cameos, this setting really has nowhere to go but milking the exact same two shows. Yet retards would complain about too many "unknown faces" in old canon despite that they actually made the setting feel like the size of a galaxy at least.
Why is Filoni being allowed to shove his characters in shows he has no involvement with? Doesn’t he have better things to do like his wolf fetish?
 
So apparently Obi Wan meets kid Leia in this show? Doesn't that contradict ANH? Sure her entire planet blew up but she doesn't really care after he dies unlike Luke who actually knew him. I guess they want to justify Leia and Han naming their son Ben which was always stupid as shit.
Why is Filoni being allowed to shove his characters in shows he has no involvement with? Doesn’t he have better things to do like his wolf fetish?
>tfw Dave Filoni was hand picked by George Lucas to be the heir to his legacy
 
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>Captain Rex
For fuck's sake Filoni. Even when he supposedly has no involvement he still managed to find a way to make the setting feel like the size of a small town once again with all the constant Filoni Wars faggots about. Top that off with the Aladdin's Rebels villains returning and the possible return of Ahsoka and Maul in this and they really have not much else going on except cameo wank again. Top this off with Fagdalorian now going back to season 1 nostalgiawank and Aladdin's Rebels cameos, this setting really has nowhere to go but milking the exact same two shows. Yet retards would complain about too many "unknown faces" in old canon despite that they actually made the setting feel like the size of a galaxy at least.
Its just a 501st guy, helmet doesn't have any special markings and if he was some named character (aren't most of the named 501st guys fucking dead anyways?) they would have made it known, honestly surprised they didn't have him with the orange paint from the last season of clone wars.
 
Its just a 501st guy, helmet doesn't have any special markings and if he was some named character (aren't most of the named 501st guys fucking dead anyways?) they would have made it known, honestly surprised they didn't have him with the orange paint from the last season of clone wars.
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You underestimate the autistic power of Filoni cameowank. Rex or not, its going to be someone from Filoni Wars or Rex is going to show up later at some point much like many others.

Also this show has already shown that it doesn't care much about visual consistency.
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You underestimate the autistic power of Filoni cameowank. Rex or not, its going to be someone from Filoni Wars or Rex is going to show up later at some point much like many others.

Also this show has already shown that it doesn't care much about visual consistency.
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Fair point , but those examples can be chalked up to artstyle changes. The picking of 501st is 100% because of filoni , would have been more impactful if it was a 212th since he fought alongside them for years.
 
"What I remember about the rise of the Empire is... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word. Also fuck chips."
 
Yep. If Grogu had accepted to abandon Mando to continue his Jedi journey, Luke would have given him Yoda's lightsaber but instead he picked the beskar chainmail.
"This lightsaber once belonged to Yoda. You should take it."
"..."
"You know. Because you're the same race."

When pointless fan service makes your beloved character kind of racist.
 
Thank you based slants for this. Too bad we never get anything like this anymore.
I wouldn't call it a knockoff, but in the wake of Star Wars fever - there was one Japanese production I can watch again more often any recent Star Wars product. To quote from a DVD editon's liner notes: "from a Japanese perspective, Message From Space is a contributor to this genre—not merely an opportunistic imitator.”

Scripted by noted manga legend Shotaro Ishinomori (who created or had a hand in the creation of series like Kamen Rider and Super Sentai) inspired by the 19th century Japanese novel Nansō Satomi Hakkenden and directed by Kinji Fukasaku, the legend who'd at the time just come off of directing several gangster movies, including the Battles Without Honor And Humanity series, Message from Space is weird at times and never boring. Space hot-rodders, evil silver-painted aliens, the destruction of a moon, laser guns, swordfights, the works. Starring Vic Morrow in what would be one of his last roles, Sonny Chiba as a deposed rightful ruler of the planet being menaced by an Empire, Etsuko Shihomi as the princess of the peaceful planet under invasion (fresh off of her role in Toei's Sister Street Fighter movies)

When a huge enemy space battleship is destroyed, they took the 10-or 12-foot model, doused it with gasoline, and set the thing on fire. Earlier in the film an asteroid belt scene was shot not by costly and then-ineffectual bluescreen, but by making thousands of model asteroids and having the ship (and the camera) weave in and out amongst them.

 
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First two episodes of Kenobi were… ok (don’t shit your pants anyone, I pirated them). Ewan was nice to see again and his defeatist attitude wasn’t entirely out of character imo. I liked the interactions with Leia. The inquisitors, however, are insanely cringe. The acting was terrible (especially the black one), the makeup was even worse, and the stupid fucking helicopter lightsabers are and always will be unforgivable. None of them were even remotely intimidating. I suppose the point is that they make Vader look scarier by comparison, but that’s still pretty dumb.

Also, the black one kills the grand inquisitor at the end of episode 2. Not sure how that works with cartoon timelines, I never watched that baby shit
 
Nope, I'm still gonna mock people who are retarded enough to waste 90 minutes of their life on a show due to being too addicted to a dead and gay IP to stop even after the company tells you to fucking kill yourself and after years of flinging garbage that you actively hate into your face. Especially when I see lines like these in the same paragraph:
First two episodes of Kenobi were… ok (don’t shit your pants anyone, I pirated them).
The acting was terrible (especially the black one), the makeup was even worse, and the stupid fucking helicopter lightsabers are and always will be unforgivable.
Again "The show made my eyes bleed again, but it's okay because I invented a reason to continue watching, justified to myself the life-currency I wasted still by watching this thing I completely thought was shit, and I clapped"
 
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