Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%

  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%

  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%

  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%

  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%

  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%
  • Total voters
    1,091
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Smarty Pants said:
Ethan said he'd go back to the police station at 4pm which is 15 minutes from now in Portugal. Impotent tweets are imminent.
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If only Ethan didn't release revenge porn of Faith, maybe he'd be celebrating Xander's birthday with them today. Instead, he showed the Internet his micro penis and now he's on his way to a Lisbon police station to file a report after getting beat up again. Life comes at ya fast
 
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Hüftpriester said:
If only Ethan didn't release revenge porn of Faith, maybe he'd be celebrating Xander's birthday with them today. Instead, he showed the Internet his micro penis and now he's on his way to a Lisbon police station to file a report after getting beat up again. Life comes at ya fast
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He's not filing shit, by the way. He's trying to scare people who want to beat his ass away.
 
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Swirling weeb said:
whatever was haunting Chris Chan definitely transferred to Ethan what a series of events with no end in sight
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The demon inside Chris realized it was going to be trapped in jail if it didn't find a suitable host and fast, and in waddles the gunt.

I really don't like him but seeing him on the ground, gunt exposed, flipping off the camera is so pathetic that I can't not feel pity. He's so pathetic that he's almost like Gollum, too sad and worthless to even hate. I mean, Gollum is taller than Ralph and doesn't have a massive bifurcated pannus, and I don't think he ever raped anyone, but basically the same.
 
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Chav on wigger violence, you love to see it. I can't believe people used to take anyone here seriously
 
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Hüftpriester said:
If only Ethan didn't release revenge porn of Faith, maybe he'd be celebrating Xander's birthday with them today. Instead, he showed the Internet his micro penis and now he's on his way to a Lisbon police station to file a report after getting beat up again. Life comes at ya fast
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Faith didn't leave because of the revenge porn. Faith left because Ralph was trying to build a Peter Griffin style harem of busted women with her and Pantsu.
 
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oramge cat said:
The demon inside Chris realized it was going to be trapped in jail if it didn't find a suitable host and fast, and in waddles the gunt.

I really don't like him but seeing him on the ground, gunt exposed, flipping off the camera is so pathetic that I can't not feel pity. He's so pathetic that he's almost like Gollum, too sad and worthless to even hate. I mean, Gollum is taller than Ralph and doesn't have a massive bifurcated pannus, and I don't think he ever raped anyone, but basically the same.
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Ethan would totally bite your finger off for an onion ring.
 
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oramge cat said:
The demon inside Chris realized it was going to be trapped in jail if it didn't find a suitable host and fast, and in waddles the gunt.

I really don't like him but seeing him on the ground, gunt exposed, flipping off the camera is so pathetic that I can't not feel pity. He's so pathetic that he's almost like Gollum, too sad and worthless to even hate. I mean, Gollum is taller than Ralph and doesn't have a massive bifurcated pannus, and I don't think he ever raped anyone, but basically the same.
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After what this lardball fuck said of his own mother right after she was injured, I have lost any shred of empathy I might have had for him. Guy is a pile of horseshit, through and through. This bloated fuck is a horrible person, and while it doesn't give others the right to beat him down for no reason, the only one I feel bad for here is his baby. They don't deserve to have a father like this asshole, nobody does!

soy_king said:
Chav on wigger violence, you love to see it. I can't believe people used to take anyone here seriously
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The way I see it, the early 2010's came with the rise of partidarism in the conventional news media simultaneously with the rise of internet commentators and independent creators. In a World where every man with a camera and an internet connection can become a news source just like a major network, in an environment where a good deal of the populace lost trust in the mainstream media, there were many creators that would've never have had any success otherwise rising to relevance. As time passed, many people matured beyond the content of these guys, leading to many of them becoming fringe personalities with little relevance outside their own communities. Fuck, this applies to both sides, nobody takes people like Zoe Quinn, Arthur Chu, the Gunt and his cronies seriously these days. The little media these people get is due to past events, nobody is asking them for opinions on current topics, that ship left port long ago and isn't coming back anytime soon!
 
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