Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[YouTwat]

how many days left over there for him?

 

[HotdogWater]

Of course but that doesn't mean we'll celebrate his murderer(s) and what great people they are. Once they murder Ralph the killer will get his own thread on KF (if they don't already) and then we'll all go there to point and laugh.

So severe diabetes and cirrhosis of the liver will have its own thread?

 

[Butwhythough]

fact remains you cant just assault people with your gunt

I gave you a winner medal for that sentence alone lmao

 

[HotdogWater]

how many days left over there for him?

It was supposed to be a 2 week trip, so probably about 8-10 days left. Assuming he doesn't hide in his hotel the rest of the trip and seethe on Twitter like he's been doing the last 24 hours.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Ethan said he'd go back to the police station at 4pm which is 15 minutes from now in Portugal. Impotent tweets are imminent.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Again? Man Ralph’s a punching bag for the Portuguese people isn’t he?

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

how many days left over there for him?

I think 5

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ethan said he'd go back to the police station at 4pm which is 15 minutes from now in Portugal. Impotent tweets are imminent.

If only Ethan didn't release revenge porn of Faith, maybe he'd be celebrating Xander's birthday with them today. Instead, he showed the Internet his micro penis and now he's on his way to a Lisbon police station to file a report after getting beat up again. Life comes at ya fast

 

[Smarty Pants]

If only Ethan didn't release revenge porn of Faith, maybe he'd be celebrating Xander's birthday with them today. Instead, he showed the Internet his micro penis and now he's on his way to a Lisbon police station to file a report after getting beat up again. Life comes at ya fast

He's not filing shit, by the way. He's trying to scare people who want to beat his ass away.

 

[oramge cat]

whatever was haunting Chris Chan definitely transferred to Ethan what a series of events with no end in sight

The demon inside Chris realized it was going to be trapped in jail if it didn't find a suitable host and fast, and in waddles the gunt.

I really don't like him but seeing him on the ground, gunt exposed, flipping off the camera is so pathetic that I can't not feel pity. He's so pathetic that he's almost like Gollum, too sad and worthless to even hate. I mean, Gollum is taller than Ralph and doesn't have a massive bifurcated pannus, and I don't think he ever raped anyone, but basically the same.

 

[YouTwat]

Gollum is taller than Ralph and doesn't have a massive bifurcated pannus, and I don't think he ever raped anyone, but basically the same.

It's all the bear-crawling and the fish-based keto

 

[soy_king]

Chav on wigger violence, you love to see it. I can't believe people used to take anyone here seriously

 

[Never Scored]

If only Ethan didn't release revenge porn of Faith, maybe he'd be celebrating Xander's birthday with them today. Instead, he showed the Internet his micro penis and now he's on his way to a Lisbon police station to file a report after getting beat up again. Life comes at ya fast

Faith didn't leave because of the revenge porn. Faith left because Ralph was trying to build a Peter Griffin style harem of busted women with her and Pantsu.

 

[oramge cat]

It's all the bear-crawling and the fish-based keto

Ralph could never catch a fish with his bare hands and if he was tasked with guiding Frodo and Sam through Mordor he would have fucked it up and the one ring would be returned to Sauron. I really feel bad for comparing Smeagol to the gunt tbh, my man didn't deserve that.

 

[Absurdity]

The demon inside Chris realized it was going to be trapped in jail if it didn't find a suitable host and fast, and in waddles the gunt.

I really don't like him but seeing him on the ground, gunt exposed, flipping off the camera is so pathetic that I can't not feel pity. He's so pathetic that he's almost like Gollum, too sad and worthless to even hate. I mean, Gollum is taller than Ralph and doesn't have a massive bifurcated pannus, and I don't think he ever raped anyone, but basically the same.

Ethan would totally bite your finger off for an onion ring.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This thread inspired me to make a thing

 

[oramge cat]

Ethan would totally bite your finger off for an onion ring.

He would not put any of my fingers in his mouth because there isn’t any human feces on them for him to enjoy.

 

[Never Scored]

He would not put any of my fingers in his mouth because there isn’t any human feces on them for him to enjoy.

Ralph's one ring is a hemorrhoid pillow he puts on his face.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

The demon inside Chris realized it was going to be trapped in jail if it didn't find a suitable host and fast, and in waddles the gunt.

I really don't like him but seeing him on the ground, gunt exposed, flipping off the camera is so pathetic that I can't not feel pity. He's so pathetic that he's almost like Gollum, too sad and worthless to even hate. I mean, Gollum is taller than Ralph and doesn't have a massive bifurcated pannus, and I don't think he ever raped anyone, but basically the same.

After what this lardball fuck said of his own mother right after she was injured, I have lost any shred of empathy I might have had for him. Guy is a pile of horseshit, through and through. This bloated fuck is a horrible person, and while it doesn't give others the right to beat him down for no reason, the only one I feel bad for here is his baby. They don't deserve to have a father like this asshole, nobody does!

Chav on wigger violence, you love to see it. I can't believe people used to take anyone here seriously

The way I see it, the early 2010's came with the rise of partidarism in the conventional news media simultaneously with the rise of internet commentators and independent creators. In a World where every man with a camera and an internet connection can become a news source just like a major network, in an environment where a good deal of the populace lost trust in the mainstream media, there were many creators that would've never have had any success otherwise rising to relevance. As time passed, many people matured beyond the content of these guys, leading to many of them becoming fringe personalities with little relevance outside their own communities. Fuck, this applies to both sides, nobody takes people like Zoe Quinn, Arthur Chu, the Gunt and his cronies seriously these days. The little media these people get is due to past events, nobody is asking them for opinions on current topics, that ship left port long ago and isn't coming back anytime soon!

 

[Absurdity]

He would not put any of my fingers in his mouth because there isn’t any human feces on them for him to enjoy.

Okay, point taken. Ethan Ralph would totally bite your finger off for and onion ring that had been sat on.