- Joined
- Jun 6, 2019
TFW you fly to England to fuck the only man who can look at both of your gonky nipples at once, like a sexy chameleon.Steb's eyes are as wonky as Kevvie's moobs, so they're a perfect match.
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TFW you fly to England to fuck the only man who can look at both of your gonky nipples at once, like a sexy chameleon.Steb's eyes are as wonky as Kevvie's moobs, so they're a perfect match.
Like any anyone cares enough about Kevin to alog him like Cog did the Gunt.Imagine being so afraid of an internet gossip forum that you can't just live the ONE life you have and meet with the friends you manage to muster. Or can it be the farms is used as an excuse? Especially considering he had those friends come to the tranch and he couldn't even come outside his room to see them![]()
Kevin is such a Lolcow that he doesn’t understand that he could easily travel around the UK or host parties but just do one thing….
Oh my godbear you're right. They were made for each other.TFW you fly to England to fuck the only man who can look at both of your gonky nipples at once, like a sexy chameleon.
Kevin is such a Lolcow that he doesn’t understand that he could easily travel around the UK or host parties but just do one thing….
DONT POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
Kevin is so addicted to Twitter and his online life that he literally cannot fathom a world where he doesn’t just blurt out every in a thought or plan he has on to Twitter for ass pants and updoots.
Everyone missed this in the rush to let Kevin know he's ugly enough that the forum's Americans regret sharing a nation with him, let alone an enclosed space, but notice that he'd be meeting up with Twitter mutuals and fans if he could, with no space on that list for the friends that even Kevin knows he doesn't have.
Think of the lulz. The potential for blunders.The idea that he's enough of an e-celeb he could have his own con is incredible delusion.
They'd have an Amhole pit instead of a ball pit, for one.Think of the lulz. The potential for blunders.
A veritable milk tsunami.
He doesn't walk - he rides his tricycleIf Kevin had his own con, would he be able to gather the spoons to attend a panel? Walking down a hotel hallway is, after all, his Kryptonite.
If there’s no balls, then technically it’s an orchiectomy pit.They'd have an Amhole pit instead of a ball pit, for one.
Another troon claiming to be of Irish lineage in an offensive racist display of treating a fine intricate culture of horrific violence and alcoholism, loaded With catholic guilt, as some kind of LARP. If he had just claimed to be Scottish at least the rampant transvestitism, controlled substance abuse and sense of hopelessness is appropriate, but it still would have been unbelievably Rude and insensitive.Well, he's back.
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Thoughts on Bongland:
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No BLFC:
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Missed that good ol' American sodypop:
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Tweeting out his haul, and already lusting over more purchases:
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