Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Swirling weeb]

Ethan’s deformed body is becoming one with duality
Crack on the front crack on the back
As above so bellow

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

His neck is so fat that he is impervious to being knocked out. Usually someone gets hit hard and their head whips around, bouncing their brain against the inside of their skull and knocking them out or rocking them. Ralph is so fat and his neck so blubbery that his head can't spin. The downside is that he can't fight back. Traded unknockoutability/ability to soak up damage for being fucking useless in a fight.

So basically IRL Homer Simpson Syndrome?

 

[ChromaQuack]

Yeah I think she got in trouble for her last video on Ethan Ralph.

It didn't help that he flagged her like the little prissy bitch he is.

Spoiler: fat flaggot

 

[Pork Packer]

It didn't help that he flagged her like the little prissy bitch he is.

Figures ralph would be less of a man than an anime rabbit girl

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Oh for fuck sake the fat gunt hog retweeted this...
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https://twitter.com/WilliamA_33/status/1530226979949187075?cxt=HHwWhsC42ZXVurwqAAAA

Hey ralphie, you wanna retweet more of my shitposts? I got plenty more of em
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I don't know if Ralph's seen the Dark Knight Rises, but Bane absolutely ruins his opponent in that fight, including demolishing his spine.

I mean, at least Ethan is accurately depicting himself as getting his shit kicked in.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Niggers

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And the guntguards decided this guy was the smartest of them all and should be their emissary to the farms

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Certain people- Cog threw the first punch! He stalked Ralph! Abluabluablu
Also Certain People-
Look at this BPD Whore lol let’s laugh while this mentally ill 20-yo gets beat in the head with a rock.

Fucking hypocrites.
Dan barely rang Ralph’s bell. It’s like slapping a marshmallow.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Certain people- Cog threw the first punch! He stalked Ralph! Abluabluablu
Also Certain People-
Look at this BPD Whore lol let’s laugh while this mentally ill 20-yo gets beat in the head with a rock.
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Fucking hypocrites.
Dan barely rang Ralph’s bell. It’s like slapping a marshmallow.

imagine simping for her, and still get turned down. fuckin lmao

 

[Faticati]

I would genuinely feel sorry for ralph if cog and his buddy just went and attack him. However the tape is so damning for the rapeamale. Cog says he does not want to press the rapamale because there are too many people around and then he attacks cog. Ralph did not want to play by any rules. Ralph did not want to have any lines that could not be crossed. He threateded to kill peoples families and rape their wives. Ralph lives in a world of his own creation. There are no rules, reprieves or pardons there is only felt.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

Ralph also alleged to the police that they were armed, and made the claim via tweet. iirc. Thus his reputation for
absolute honesty is going to come into play if he goes for a prosecution.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I would genuinely feel sorry for ralph if cog and his buddy just went and attack him.

I wouldn't, people seem to forget this is a man who for the last 5+ years has been goading people for a fight. Inviting them to his house, giving out his address, agreeing (and backing out of) multiple fights for sport, just a week or so ago begging someone to let him pay their airfare to come to his house to fight. He attacks innocent bystanders involving people's families, showing them to his deranged retard viewers all while putting up this false bravado and portraying himself as a down for anything streetwise don't-give-a-fuck outlaw hood wigga. If you want to portray yourself as an alphamale who will fight 1v4 and you ain't ascared of nuffin' then expect people to test you. Otherwise shut the fuck up and embrace the bitch that you are. People seem to like that he's a faggot who cries on the bird app, screams for the police, and flags anyone who hurts his feelies, why not embrace it.

 

[HackerX]

I would genuinely feel sorry for ralph if cog and his buddy just went and attack him. However the tape is so damning for the rapeamale. Cog says he does not want to press the rapamale because there are too many people around and then he attacks cog. Ralph did not want to play by any rules. Ralph did not want to have any lines that could not be crossed. He threateded to kill peoples families and rape their wives. Ralph lives in a world of his own creation. There are no rules, reprieves or pardons there is only felt.

Yeah, after rewatching on MATI, Ralph is EXTREMELY LUCKY he didn't get completely fucked up in round 3.
Round 1 and 2, Dan the Destroyer just knocked him over because Ralph was peacocking. But round 3, when he got back up and started following them, things were about to get very bad for him. Dan's body language between rounds 1/2 and 3 are noticeably different. It was the "ok, I'm about to beat the shit out of you" walk and then Ralph kind of realized it by walking backwards.

Ralph clearly doesn't know that there is a line between a light scuffle and getting your shit kicked in, and he was running face first into the latter. That woman thinking Ralph was a retarded old dude saved him from a Portugal 1 style beatdown.

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph also alleged to the police that they were armed, and made the claim via tweet. iirc. Thus his reputation for
absolute honesty is going to come into play if he goes for a prosecution.

I don't see any fuckin weapons in that video, unless you count those 24 inch pythons of that dude hulking out and pummeling the shit out of him while he wallows on the ground pathetically unable even to raise his hands in defense, flailing around helplessly like a baby. Actually even a baby has the instinct and ability to roll out of the way of something. Ralph is too fucking fat even for that.

 

[DumbDude42]

Ralph clearly doesn't know that there is a line between a light scuffle and getting your shit kicked in, and he was running face first into the latter. That woman thinking Ralph was a retarded old dude saved him from a Portugal 1 style beatdown.

this dan guy looked pretty swole on camera, i think if cog hadn't called him off at the end he would probably have broken a few bones. from what i understand, the third confrontation happened because ralph spit on him, so that's probably why he was seriously angry and ready to go hard on the gunt now, as opposed to the first two which looked more like a dad play-fighting with a fat baby.

 

[Under Arrest]

That woman thinking Ralph was a retarded old dude saved him from a Portugal 1 style beatdown.

Could it be she thought Ethan Ralph was a senior citizen? Maybe that's why she acted so concerned for his well-being, not realizing he wasn't a fat American tourist in his mid-60's.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

I don't see any fuckin weapons in that video, unless you count those 24 inch pythons of that dude hulking out and pummeling the shit out of him while he wallows on the ground pathetically unable even to raise his hands in defense, flailing around helplessly like a baby. Actually even a baby has the instinct and ability to roll out of the way of something. Ralph is too fucking fat even for that.

Cog and his mate were both briefly detained at the scene and no weapons found, thus they were allowed to disappear without arrest or charge.

 

[Under Arrest]

...from what i understand, the third confrontation happened because ralph spit on him, so that's probably why he was seriously angry and ready to go hard on the gunt ...

Dan the Man should get an immediate Aids test, considering all the cheap whores Ralph has boinked.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

Could it be she thought Ethan Ralph was a senior citizen? Maybe that's why she acted so concerned for his well-being, not realizing he wasn't a fat American tourist in his mid-60's.

His true physiological age is most probably even older than 60. Can you imagine the plaque inside his arteries. If you open him up it will mostly be that lovely custard-coloured visceral fat, and then a severely overworked set of organs.

 

[goodmaxxedfyre]

Where does the beef between Cog and Ralph come from?

 

[AnOminous]

from what i understand, the third confrontation happened because ralph spit on him, so that's probably why he was seriously angry and ready to go hard on the gunt now, as opposed to the first two which looked more like a dad play-fighting with a fat baby.

Having a fat baby spit AIDS at you is generally considered good cause for an ass whooping most places. I can't imagine even a place reputed to be as civilized as Portugal wouldn't allow someone to use force to stop someone from doing that.

His true physiological age is most probably even older than 60. Can you imagine the plaque inside his arteries. If you open him up it will mostly be that lovely custard-coloured visceral fat, and then a severely overworked set of organs.

Probably an inflamed, fatty liver either at or past early cirrhosis, which is probably additionally injured by being constricted by mountains of gunt fat 24/7. He's vomiting blood too so there's that. I wouldn't be surprised if there would be visible TBI if you opened his fat skull and looked at his fat brain.