Crossover The Battle of Jim's Driveway (2022?) - A very real event that's totally happening

[Jack Awful]

Ethan Ralph has expressed interest in showing up at his former father Jim "Mister Metokur" Augustine's house to hassle him (unlike the other times which were allegedly just jokes)



In response, other notable people related to the drama pledged to protect Jim from a man yet to win a fight, including this very site's administrator Joshua "Null" Moon.

Where:
Jim's Driveway, Minnesota

When:
2022, probably

Who's going:
-Jim
-Jade
-Ralph

Special guest appearances by:
-Null
-PPP
-Andy Warski
-Turk February
-Teaclips
-Gmoney
-Podawful
-Ghost Politics and The Capitalist Army

(List ongoing, please post more attendees with sources. Feel free to sign up in this thread as well)

 

[TV's Adam West]

Fuck Jim, cancer patient nigger FIVE STAR DAYS ONLY!

 

[Freeman]

I said it in the Jim thread and I'll say it again here. NO WARNING SHOTS.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Every army got the:

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Tank

Tank

 

[JAKL II]

I said it in the Jim thread and I'll say it again here. NO WARNING SHOTS.

Just mag dumps.

 

[Sprate Header]

Sargon's finally getting his IRL Metokur meetup like he wanted, we should have trusted his twenty year plan

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Will Ralph show up donning his gay Stetson cowboy hat and FED shirt? Man-purse at his side, crossbow in hand? Lil’ Nipples, Gutter Goblin, and emotional pack animal Meigh, the Bad Company of (West) Memphis in tow? High noon over Minnesota and a glint in his googly eye-slit? The Armageddon of AF, one final battle to finally end all things IBS once and all? The A-Log Alpha and Omega?

 

[Tobias]

Very kind of Jim to host a play date for mentally disabled kids at his house.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

So will it be like defending a castle Jim where the sweetie squad and PPP vs Ethan Ralph, AF and the Groypers?

 

[Keranu]

@MeltyTW will bring a prop of Sandra's dead corpse to Jim's driveway.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Beardson will probably join.

I’m expecting this to be another Portugal if it happens at all. More likely Ralph bitches out and says he can’t for legal reasons and Jim laughs at him on the internet some more. But hey I didn’t think he’d go back to Portugal so I have been proven wrong before!

5-Star Days Bish!

 

[Nick Gars]

Every army got the:

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Based on everything Jim says about his Mongolian Field Slave, Jades definitely more of a DPS.




Of course I want to see this happen, but this is something where I see Ralph actually getting arrested if he goes through with it. Sitting outside someone's house on the sidewalk isn't illegal, but we all know how Ralphy is, he will find a way to make it illegal.

 

[Distant Ranger]

How many mags will it take to penetrate the Gunt? I'm not even sure Armour Piercing rounds can do the job

 

[Miss Misery]

Because this worked out SO well for the troll that did it to Boogie...

 

[Saint Agustin]

RagePig Vs Cáncer Patient

I'm betting on Cancer Patient to win.

 

[Great Apple Man]

this MUST be recorded but knowing gunt he won’t show

 

[Red flaming panda]

My predictions of the totally real event that's happening:

>Ralph and PPP will duke it out, only for both of them to tire out after 2 minutes of flailing their arms
>Andy will be behind PPP screeching like a retard in an attempt to hype him up
>Jessie will be behind a bush streaming the whole thing with a portable sound board
>Josh will be reacting to Jessies stream while complain about the site being down for the 5000 time
>Jim will die and go to heaven from the absurdity of it all
>And his Neighbors will be scared as to why some cokehead is screaming at two fat bastards

 

[Arealsomalipirate]

How many mags will it take to penetrate the Gunt? I'm not even sure Armour Piercing rounds can do the job

Pure gun autism but, and I say this purely for information no gay shit. 450 Socom is a brush round used for hog hunting.

 

[Tiger Jack]

The Battle of Homo’s Deep

 

[Ulkesh]

Jewsh and PPP at the Battle of Jim's Driveway