Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Pill Cosby]

Real talk.
What would Ralph do if he had no middle fingers? Is there any other ineffective gesture that he can make to try and look “badass”?
Maybe stick his tongue out or wink? Middle finger is basically that level nowadays anyway when it comes to tough gestures.

Ralph is a wigger and he flips people off like Eminem did/does, never understood why people would flip another off. It doesn't hurt, it never makes me cry and it wont stop my wife's boyfriend from disrespecting me.

 

[peepooman]

Play the Pillstream on a loud speaker. Press him on telling his mom to hitchhike and eat a cock. The Pillstream embarrass Ralph more than anything.

Just wear a shirt that says “Sandra deserved it” and walk by him 100 times.

This seems like a surefire way to get Gunt grease and pig blood all over yourself. Hope it washes out easily.

 

[Tricky Dick]

Just bought a ticket to Lisbon, who wants a shout out?

lol, if the live streaming thing falls through ralph could pick up work as the head or Portugal's tourism department.

 

[peepooman]

lol, if the live streaming thing falls through ralph could pick up work as the head or Portugal's director of tourism.

inb4 "The Abominable Gunt" becomes a famous tourist destination in Lisbon

 

[Janny Jewsh]

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perfect match

(LOL Metokur mentioned my pic on stream)

 

[Lazy Man]

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perfect match

You've taken two things that make me uncomfortable and created a truly horrific chimera.

 

[mr.moon1488]

I hope we get another V-tuber crossover for the full Déjà vu experience.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

Just bought a ticket to Lisbon, who wants a shout out?

Give a shout out to Adrienne Blair and/or Gwen Stefani.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

I think this incident will prove to be a major inflection point for Ralph. People may think I'm being histrionic but I've thought about this for several hours before posting. I think Ralph is close to becoming homicidal. As in, I would not be surprised if he's been sitting in his Portuguese hotel planning a murder.

I base this on several facts:
-He has been openly and viscerally humiliated in a way beyond any of his prior humiliations. Remember how the original gunt photo affected him. Think about the images from the fight and how those will follow him. His manhood was diminished. His embarrassing body was exposed. His ill-advised attempt at a machismo victory with his return trip was turned on its head perhaps in the worst possible way.
-He has thrown away $50,000 purely out of pride and spite - meanwhile he's almost certainly been burning through savings for some time now. He might even be taking on debt. You better believe that $1,100 child support has been weighing on his mind. He knows it's only a matter of time before he's paying Pantsu $1,100/month as well. Think about the house he lives in and his spending habits. If it were humanly possible for him to live in a nicer home to own the A-logs, he would. But he cannot. Ralph's finances are causing him enormous stress. The Warski fight had the potential to make all of Ralph's exploits pay off financially. And he threw it all away. He hates himself for it and he hates the people he blames for his situation (Jim, Warski, A-logs in general).
-He has no support system. No one to pull him back from the brink of despair and tell him it will be alright. No one to cool his anger and help him cope in a healthy way. Tranny loving Fuentes has his own problems and isn't a real friend anyway. No parents. His wife is a bizarre clout chaser. The list of people he feels have abandoned or betrayed him grows by the day.
-He is full of rage and the state is more or less permanent. Self explanatory.

Ask yourself, who murders people? People like Ralph do. Desperate, out-of-control, hopeless, rage-filled people with no impulse control who delight in being a villain. Ralph fits every criteria, even before you take his ritual public humiliation into account.

Who would he try to kill? I don't know. Cog's friend would probably be his first choice, but England might be tough for him to swing due to gun laws. However, if the doxes are out there (I don't know), I wouldn't be surprised to see Ralph go after Cog or his friend regardless. Maybe he'd try to come at them with a samurai sword.

Another possibility is, of course, Jim. Ralph has promised he's going to Minnesota. Will he show up and impotently live stream himself squealing like he did to Elijah Shaffer? I don't think so. Even though he didn't admit it, I think he was deeply embarrassed by how that unfolded. I wouldn't at all be surprised if he showed up armed. I think Jim is smart enough to not answer the door, but Ralph may try to ambush him or Jade coming to and from the house. I hope Jim will take precautions. PPP and Warski have talked about going down to Minnesota to confront Ralph and I think that would be highly unwise. Don't sink to the level of a ragepig.

I'm sure I'll get some puzzle pieces for this, but I've known victims of murder-suicide and have studied massive amounts of true crime, and this scenario just sets off all the alarms for me. After Portugal 2, I don't think Ralph will be content to sperg out online - and I don't think he wants to show up for an ambush without some kind of "gotcha" to avoid a Blaze redux (or get beat up again). I think Ralph is likely to try and murder someone eventually, the only question is whether he's reached that point. I hope I'm wrong!

Edit: I left out or underplayed an important part. Ralph is incredibly prideful and will not allow his pride to be damaged without a response that is greater in proportion. Ralph MUST always "win" - and what at this point could possibly constitute a win for him?

inb4 Ralph reads this and gets inspired

But yeah I agree, things look very hopeless for him. Wouldn't be surprised if he starts killing people and/or suicide

 

[Nick Gars]

Real talk.
What would Ralph do if he had no middle fingers? Is there any other ineffective gesture that he can make to try and look “badass”?
Maybe stick his tongue out or wink? Middle finger is basically that level nowadays anyway when it comes to tough gestures.

There is the "up yours" arm gesture, but I think that might be a bit too much physical effort for Ralph.

 

[jspit2.0]

I refuse to believe this is real. This can't be real. These people are too fucking stupid

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Ralph looks awfully British in that front page picture. Beat the white trash so bad he looks like bangers and mash

 

[Retink]

I had forgotten that detail. Can we agree on purse theft? The ring is purely for the prophechy.

Remember when Chris claimed his true power came from a ring? Gunt is sure following in the footsteps of the demons' prior vessel.

 

[The FedEx Pope]

I give all the memes and content on this thread:

2 thumbs up!

 

[LanceHaver]

Dan on Kino Casino:

"So how'd you hear about Ralph?"
"I was at the pooob on Tuesday and John told me about this Ralph fella"
"How was fighting Ralph?"
"It was just embarrassing for him to be at that size and not have any power, no real resistance, I just pushed him over I didn't even poonch 'im, worst part was he sat on my foot"
"Did he have soft skin, hard skin?"
"Well the first blow cut his face open so yes quite soft, quite cushiony the fat on his face, cushioned my pooonches quite nicely"

"I just like beating up gunts, simple as" LEGENDARY

"What you don't see there is he threw a poonch at me, slowest pooonch I've ever seen in me life, coulda 'ad a cuppa tea waiting for it"
"He's taller lying down"

"If you saw that (his gunt hanging out) during the fight would you have been mesmerised?"
"He woulda landed a poonch or two on me while I was trying to figure out what the fook I was lookin' at"

"Were you worried the gunt would take your arm off like a Venus flytrap?"


Null called it, Cog was at the pooob talking about Ralph and Dan just volunteered to whoop him

 

[DelusionTree]

Dan on Kino Casino:

"So how'd you hear about Ralph?"
"I was at the pooob on Tuesday and John told me about this Ralph fella"
"How was fighting Ralph?"
"It was just embarrassing for him to be at that size and not have any power, no real resistance, I just pushed him over I didn't even poonch 'im, worst part was he sat on my foot"
"Did he have soft skin, hard skin?"
"Well the first blow cut his face open so yes quite soft, quite cushiony the fat on his face, cushioned my pooonches quite nicely"


Null called it, Cog was at the pooob talking about Ralph and Dan just volunteered to whoop him

Don't forget Dan rates the average Anglo drunkard 98% stronger than the Gunt.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Lol, Dan said that he tried grabbing his throat but he doesn't have a chin to grab.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Jim doesn’t need a gun, he should just have Dan sitting in lawn chair with a case of lager when Ralph shows up. Piggy will run.

 

[The Deep State]

"How did his skin feel?"
"It was soft"
"What was the sensation of thumbing his mouth?"
"Pleasurable"

I wish I was making this up.

Update:
"When his gunt was hanging out, were you mesmerized by it?"
"No. I was looking into his eyes"

 

[LanceHaver]

Jim doesn’t need a gun, he should just have Dan sitting in lawn chair with a case of lager when Ralph shows up. Piggy will run.

"Oi m9 put the telly on"