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- Dec 17, 2019
This comment of yours and other assorted anal sperging in this thread of late leads me to believe there's some truth to the broomstick comment/rumor. The only way she even could be penetrated through all that swampy mass is with a long object. A very long object. A very long, hard object without a sense of smell, one that is inanimate enough to venture into the toxic waste dump between her beetus-spotted legs because heaven knows no human dick would willingly enter, even a degenerate one like Nader's.
The "dry entry" story is just physically impossible. Unless it wasn't a dick that did it. A long, hard object such as a broomstick might be able to force its way through all the lard without needing one of those cranes they use to transport orcas between aquarium parks.
When her ass cheeks parted, the fetid odor alone would've triggered the reflexive gag and the lead paint to bubble away from the walls and slide off.
Hoping (rainbows, I know) that he used a Hefty bag on the end of that broomstick. Because:
Condom: WIMPY WIMPY WIMPY!
Trash Bag: HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY!