Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

[gaystoner]

For all the annoying and infuriating things about Nick and Baked this militant anti-working class rhetoric is the thing that makes me want to push their teeth down their throats. These fuckers are silver spoon fed (also Feds) and live lives of non-stop convenience. Without McDonald's, Door Dash, and 7-11 they'd be eating nothing but Lonely Man single serving microwave dinners and washing it down with tap water and the utter contempt they show for the people who have no choice but to service their stereotype Americunt lifestyle to pay rent makes my blood boil. My dad used to tell me hard work builds character and it sure looks like that's true because most of these fucking lolcows on this site clearly never worked an honest day in their life and are severally lacking in character. Hopefully someone will knock some sense into these overly pampered bitches sooner than later because it's long overdue.

You can be mad...or you can realize fuentes is just coping because he lacks the things he really wants. Friends..strong social connections...influence.

He literally spends his days refreshing kiwifarms and making new twitter accounts to get around his bans. Thats literally a twilight zone level fuckery.

"You get a million dollars but you spend your day obsessed with your own image while you grow old and hairy." Lolnothanks.

Just think who will be around him when he dies...most likely no one and then ethan ralph will come busting through the door to film the death of nipples.

Edit: seems like nipples is having a big ole spoonful of SEETHE this morning

 

[Tophat20]

I legit don't understand how Groypers can watch that and think Nick is a Christian. His sheer, prideful hatred for the less fortunate shows he doesn't give a single fuck about Jesus' teachings. I'm curious how the Fuentes ballwashers would defend this.

They defend it by pretending that every bad thing Fuentes says is a “joke” or “irony”. Meanwhile, the rare good things he says are “100% serious”. This conveniently allows them to never hold him accountable for any of the insane shit he says.

You can’t call something like Fuentes’ hatred for working people irony when he’s gone on multiple 10+ minute rants about it. Same for a lot of other stuff. Tired of the cope.

 

[Trench]

You can be mad...or you can realize fuentes is just coping because he lacks the things he really wants. Friends..strong social connections...influence.

He literally spends his days refreshing kiwifarms and making new twitter accounts to get around his bans. Thats literally a twilight zone level fuckery.

"You get a million dollars but you spend your day obsessed with your own image while you grow old and hairy." Lolnothanks.

Just think who will be around him when he dies...most likely no one and then ethan ralph will come busting through the door to film the death of nipples.

Edit: seems like nipples is having a big ole spoonful of SEETHE this morning
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He acts like a dude who got broke up with by his woman and then says she looks awful because she’s not with him.

 

[berenstain]

Does Nick give anyone else Juan Gabriel vibes? Honestly all Aztecs look the same to me, but they look like they could be cousins. Both perpetually-closeted Mexican faggots (at least Juan produced 6 children).

Spoiler

Nick, if you are reading this, now is a good time to drop some heartbreaking Spanish ballads. At least rap the lines. Turn the Jayden’s old room into a recording studio. Pivot AF away from politics and make it an indie record label for edgy femboy rappers. You can still win the culture war Nick, I believe in you.

 

[HeroicIdealism]

Nick's bashing the working class again.

https://twitter.com/nickmartin/status/1530440407057739776

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So Nick hates poor people (the demographic most likely to agree with a right wing message) because some cashiers are rude. Lmao you can't make this shit up.

 

[Symalsa]

Considering Beersoy’s height could it be possible that Beersoy is in fact 4’10? He is shorter than Nick and the Gunt

It’s possible to calculate Beersoys height based on good standard markers in his environment. In the Theroux documentary we can see him standing in front of a chain link fence. Those ones are a standard height.

I swear I did this already a couple years ago (not on KF). But I could be imagining it

 

[The FedEx Pope]

For all the annoying and infuriating things about Nick and Baked this militant anti-working class rhetoric is the thing that makes me want to push their teeth down their throats. These fuckers are silver spoon fed (also Feds) and live lives of non-stop convenience. Without McDonald's, Door Dash, and 7-11 they'd be eating nothing but Lonely Man single serving microwave dinners and washing it down with tap water and the utter contempt they show for the people who have no choice but to service their stereotype Americunt lifestyle to pay rent makes my blood boil. My dad used to tell me hard work builds character and it sure looks like that's true because most of these fucking lolcows on this site clearly never worked an honest day in their life and are severally lacking in character. Hopefully someone will knock some sense into these overly pampered bitches sooner than later because it's long overdue.

If you got your ass handed to you and humiliated in a vocal debate against a 16-year old autistic high school kid, who is also studying to be a carpenter with a father who loves and mentors his own son -- I'd be hating the working class too.

Looks like he's still seething about that 16-year old.

 

[So It Goes]

For all the annoying and infuriating things about Nick and Baked this militant anti-working class rhetoric is the thing that makes me want to push their teeth down their throats. These fuckers are silver spoon fed (also Feds) and live lives of non-stop convenience. Without McDonald's, Door Dash, and 7-11 they'd be eating nothing but Lonely Man single serving microwave dinners and washing it down with tap water and the utter contempt they show for the people who have no choice but to service their stereotype Americunt lifestyle to pay rent makes my blood boil. My dad used to tell me hard work builds character and it sure looks like that's true because most of these fucking lolcows on this site clearly never worked an honest day in their life and are severally lacking in character. Hopefully someone will knock some sense into these overly pampered bitches sooner than later because it's long overdue.

Anyone who shits on people unprompted for the work they do to get by, assuming it's honest and legal work, will always be an irredeemable cunt in my eyes. Nick and everyone else in his faggot boys club don't know what "working class" people have been through and the fact they have the audacity to act like they're better than them or above them in some way just goes to show how delusional these coddled, upper class, limp-wristed mommy's boys are.

 

[Symalsa]

You can see just how small his natural audience is if you look at his twitter and substack, which I didn't even know about until I wrote about it a few days ago.

I had no idea about the Fuentes Substack. I saw the Richard Spencer one the other day and I was shocked that he has the guts to paywall a podcast.

There really needs to be a term for that stage that some celeb goes through where there's nothing left but cheap publicity stunts.

Agree. And it’s got to be good. Something that conveys this perfectly even outside of the lolcow orbit.

 

[Jin101]

A new catguard has arrived

 

[Catboy Slayer]

Nick's bashing the working class again.

https://twitter.com/nickmartin/status/1530440407057739776

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If nick ever comes to the restaurant I work at I'm telling the people in the kitchen to spit in his food

 

[Bioniclelover]

Possible crossover with Wayne Lambright?

 

[Under Arrest]

he got a damage control straight man makeover (shaved gay stache and miraculously donning a plaid shirt)

Nick's red plaid shirt was what we used to call "lumberjack shirts". And knowing how his followers imitate Fuentes anyway they can, Michael Alberto has already launched his own yellow lumberjack shirt fashion statement:

 

[Sneedlerino]

You can be mad...or you can realize fuentes is just coping because he lacks the things he really wants. Friends..strong social connections...influence.

He literally spends his days refreshing kiwifarms and making new twitter accounts to get around his bans. Thats literally a twilight zone level fuckery.

"You get a million dollars but you spend your day obsessed with your own image while you grow old and hairy." Lolnothanks.

Just think who will be around him when he dies...most likely no one and then ethan ralph will come busting through the door to film the death of nipples.

Edit: seems like nipples is having a big ole spoonful of SEETHE this morning
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He calls Jaden Judas. So he's comparing himself with Jesus Christ. The Son of God who died for the sins of all so souls could enter Heaven.

Wow. Just fucking speechless. I don't think it's a specific rule or anything in the Catholic Church, but it's REALLY frowned upon to compare yourself and your struggles to Jesus Christ. I don't see Nick being beat, flayed, tortured for over a day, only to be forced to wear a crown of thorns shoved on his forehead. I don't see Nick being forced to carry an 80 pound wooden cross on his back that has had it's skin flayed off up a steep hill over 2 miles. I don't see Nick being strung up, nailed to a cross, and having his knees broken with a hammer. I don't see Nick suffering for three fucking days like that, with no water or food only to be given vinegar.

The hubris of this fucking creature is staggering.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Nick acting like a jilted ex again:

 

[Boss Hawg]

Possible crossover with Wayne Lambright?

That will be hilarious. God please let it happen. Nick can go and live in Wayne's shack with him and piss in buckets together.

 

[Bioniclelover]

That will be hilarious. God please let it happen. Nick can go and live in Wayne's shack with him and piss in buckets together.

I am sure the concept of pissing into one bucket with other men would turn Nick on.

 

[Physics Ninja]

If nick ever comes to the restaurant I work at I'm telling the people in the kitchen to spit in his food

There you go posting your own Ls

 

[CatboyCumDump]

You can be mad...or you can realize fuentes is just coping because he lacks the things he really wants. Friends..strong social connections...influence.

He literally spends his days refreshing kiwifarms and making new twitter accounts to get around his bans. Thats literally a twilight zone level fuckery.

"You get a million dollars but you spend your day obsessed with your own image while you grow old and hairy." Lolnothanks.

Just think who will be around him when he dies...most likely no one and then ethan ralph will come busting through the door to film the death of nipples.

Edit: seems like nipples is having a big ole spoonful of SEETHE this morning
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This is the definition of malding. Jaden is clearly making a joke and Nick cannot help but frame it as a super serious moment because he has absolutely nothing. Here's the clip in question

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He's so desperate. Stop using my clips, booger eater.

Imagine how many tears he shed while typing these tweets hahahahaha

 

[brokenWindows]

This is the definition of malding. Jaden is clearly making a joke and Nick cannot help but frame it as a super serious moment because he has absolutely nothing. Here's the clip in question
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Nick is the same guy who got roasted over the cookie thing and his entire defense was, "it was a joke, bro".

Rules for thee, not for me.