Crossover The Battle of Jim's Driveway (2022?) - A very real event that's totally happening

[Butwhythough]

Gym likes anime. So beating be like one in JoJo, where two guys beating one and third joins

Menacing symbols are around PPP as he shows up to fight Ralph and as their battle begins the "to be continued" arrow shows up lol.

 

[The Ancestor]

Personally I’m hoping for a stream from Jade’s view as Jim puts his knee on Ralph’s neck or gunt

 

[Jewthulhu]

If I was a cancer patient and I had some fat retard threaten to show up at my driveway to stalk me and some other fat retards pledge to show up as well to "protect" me I'd an hero out of shame.

 

[ManBearHog]

Will Ralph show up donning his gay Stetson cowboy hat and FED shirt? Man-purse at his side, crossbow in hand? Lil’ Nipples, Gutter Goblin, and emotional pack animal Meigh, the Bad Company of (West) Memphis in tow? High noon over Minnesota and a glint in his googly eye-slit? The Armageddon of AF, one final battle to finally end all things IBS once and all? The A-Log Alpha and Omega?

Fagnarok

 

[Boss Hawg]

The Battle of Jim's Driveway will the greatest finale to anything. It will be a fitting end to the GamerGate/IBS/Alt-Right Saga.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

As funny as it is to hype this into becoming a meme magic reality... Ralph is already pussying out and is hiring a PI to stalk and take pics of Jade and Jim in order to Face dox him. This would have been a smart idea at one point however Jim has an autoimmune disorder and has made it clear that to this day he uses N-95 masks to keep from getting sick.
Jade has been doxed, at most we can look foreward to learning what comedians have told us for generations.... "What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 25 pounds"

If Ralph shows up now, he'll try and be sneaky about it and not telegraph. It will be anticlimactic because all that will happen is the police get called (but could lead to Ralphs actual arrest since he has made threats to sexually assault Jade and "beat up" Medikare and the threats will be taken seriously as he is a violent felon and sex offender).

TL;DR? Ralph's "W" will be paying someone $200 an hour for pics of Metokare in a mask and learning women gain weight as they get older.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

 

[Alcoholocaust]

Option 4: Jim walks out with a camel™ cigarette in his mouth and a sawed-off shotgun and starts blasting, a fitting end to internet autism

 

[Burd Turglar]

I believe this will happen just as much as I believed the boxing match would happen.

Then again, I thought Portugal 2 fist fight boogaloo would be boring and event free soooo....

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

It's a very good idea to announce that you show up at a certain place at a certain time for Ralph. I mean, look how well it worked out for him in Portugal.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

It's a very good idea to announce that you show up at a certain place at a certain time for Ralph. I mean, look how well it worked out for him in Portugal.

And the Internet will do it's magic. Thousands members of weety quad will descend upon the Gunt like eagles of the Reich

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

And the Internet will do it's magic. Thousands members of weety quad will descend upon the Gunt like eagles of the Reich

The closest thing to Shanzenfest that US is going to get.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

No "gunt will get lit up with a paintball gun until he squeals in pain like a stuck pig" option?

If some fat midget retard shows up outside of my house a-hootin' and a-hollerin' I'd light him up and have my wife film it for the internet.

 

[White Girl]

PPP wouldn't even fight Ralph. Didn't he say he would buck break him?

 

[No Life Prince]

This has just become a lolcow fanfiction thread at this point.

And I'm all for it lol.

Here's another theme.

 

[Golgothica]

I for one hope this happens. Andy said he would beat Ralph blind, and I swear to fuck if I don't see that happen, I am going to be very sad.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Does Ralph know where exactly Jim's house even is?

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Does Ralph know where exactly Jim's house even is?

his house was doxxed so it's accessible knowledge

 

[Jump]

Jim has already said what the solution is to internet weirdo's showing up at your house when the pod afoul thing happened:
Don't answer the door.

Simple as.

 

[Dr Doom Pill]

Does Jim have a gun, because if he does then this is going to be interesting