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HandsomeDan said:
Why are they chasing Leia? Why do they even know about her, obviously these "writers" have never watched the OT. Vader only finds out about her during the fight with Luke in ROTJ.
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I thought it was not that they knew who Leia really was but that her adoptive father knew and was friends with Obi-Wan and that they figured if they kidnapped his daughter he would call Obi-Wan for help.
 
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Little Leia as a character is just one sign that Kathleen Kennedy and her "design by committee" brain trust have left their greasy ham-handed hand prints all over this show, 10 year old Leia as the bitchiest little #girllboss ever.

She engages in not one but two low speed chases with adults and outruns them, it looks just silly. One kidnapper walks into a thin tree branch and blurts out a cry of pain like he'd been in a serious collison. One the whole, the chase with the three kidnappers after her in the forest looks more like a slapstick chase from a low-budget kid's movie released direct-to-video in 1995.
 
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Commander X said:
Little Leia as a character is just one sign that Kathleen Kennedy and her "design by committee" brain trust have left their greasy ham-handed hand prints all over this show, 10 year old Leia as the bitchiest little #girllboss ever.

She engages in not one but two low speed chases with adults and outruns them, it looks just silly. One kidnapper walks into a thin tree branch and blurts out a cry of pain like he'd been in a serious collison. One the whole, the chase with the three kidnappers after her in the forest looks more like a slapstick chase from a low-budget kid's movie released direct-to-video in 1995.
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Did little Leia also kill the original Alfalfa?
 
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Darth Maul can survive getting cut in half with a lightsaber and falling down a huge air shaft with his guts presumably falling out all over the place, this grand inquisitor can survive a little stabbing in the stomach with a lightsaber I guess
 
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MATI rambling coming through.

Holy shit this was a dumpsterfire of a two-parter. A 10 year old little girl giving a complete dressing down to her chud cousin, outrunning space pirates and a Jedi, being a little shit after she's freed from imprisonment and complaining to her savior that she was "chased, shot at, and nearly fell to my death, because of you". No you little shit it's because you couldn't just walk a straight line in a crowded street without becoming a clueless 5 year old. She just went through an ordeal and then acts like nothing happened and she's just sightseeing around the marketplace. The show desperately tried to show that Leia can be more mature than she looks and read the room, but in the same time act like a retarded kid, this doesn't really work together when all it accomplishes is to pad the run time.

Inquisitor Bitchface perpetually had a lightsaber stuck up her ass, not much to say there, except that at end the second episode the grand inquisitor tells her "I cannot risk you letting him get away" which is proceeded by her killing the grand inquisitor and letting Obi-wan get away, good job. For all the talk about strong female characters they sure can't write one that isn't a retard, but I guess her being impulsive was setup earlier so what do I know. Also her casually telling Obi-Wan about Anakin being Vader feels cheap, they could have had an actual moment out of it when Obi-wan and Vader meet face to face for the first time.
 
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TinCan Wizard said:
The inquisitors aren't that great for villain material. Their design is very plain, unremarkable, and while the uniform makes sense from being space Gestapo, they just blend into each other with no distinct characteristics. And another reason, they are specifically trained as a joke squad by Sheev and Vader. They're just assholes with lightsabers, even weaker than the average Sith grunt from the old Republic.
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I don't think it's them looking plain as much as they look like capeshit villains. The inquisitors from the old canon are more plain looking, but actually look like the semi religious order they're supposed to belong to
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The new inquisitors don't work for several reasons. Firstly there seem to be an awful lot of them. They seem to be the primary antagonists in every show or video game put between Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope, the writers seem incapable of coming up with something else, and their constant defeats make them laughable. Their leader, the supposedly best of them got bested by a kid and an old padawan.
The inquisitors in the old canon made more sense, they were few and held little significance in the old imperial hierarchy, only coming into prominence once both Palpatine and Darth Vader were no longer a factor.
 
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Mississippi Motorboater said:
I'm sorry, back the fuck up. I was told that the Strong Independent Inquisitor Who Don't Need No Moff™ straight up kills the Grand Inquisitor. I didn't believe it, and then I saw the screen cap and official articles for myself.


How the fuck is this even possible? This motherfucker is supposed to die five years later in the finale of Star Wars Rebels:

Which means one of two things: either the retards writing this show have zero clue about the continuity, and just retconned an entire season of a canon cartoon series (which I hope to God is the case, as no one deserves this treatment moment more than Dave Filoni, who has recklessly retconned other people's work repeatedly to prioritize his stupid-ass OC's), or even worse, this guy will have been gutted by a lightsaber and some how brought back to life to reprise his role as antagonist in Rebels, which almost certainly involve even more lore-breaking to explain how the Sith Inquisitors can cheat death...despite TROS making it a big deal that only Palpatine can do it, and with incredibly contrived limitations like needing to leech off of a Force Dyad.

This fucking series is two episodes in, and it's already broken more than Blando and Book of Blorba Fatt did combined.
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Holy shit.

Holy shit.

HOLY SHIT.
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The absolutely retarded motherfuckers fucking did it! They created the biggest clusterfuck to outdo all clusterfucks. Just when you thought Discanon couldn't get any dumber they managed to outdo themselves, even retconning one of their precious Filoni shows in the process and even ignoring one of the most obvious lines in the prequels. Paul and Hollace Davis must be having a field day with this after all the shit they used to get for the inconsistencies in Jedi Prince, now its all being outdone on a major and higher budget scale that can't be abridged LMFAO.

Its pure unfiltered schadenfreude seeing all the faggots who praised the original continuity's cancellation and celebrated disney for creating a new "more consistent" canon not only having to eat their words but getting exactly what they fucking deserve. Now watch as these same motherfuckers not only try to damage control for this shit, but try and deny that they ever wanted more consistency or start acting like hypocrites defending the new shit by using the same arguments they mocked their predecessors for and having to accept that the wolfaboo has zero long term consistency or planning skills, being just a man of endless overhyped filler. In the end though, these mouthbreathing consoomers will never admit they were wrong about Disney though or that their love for the franchise and setting was purely superficial nostalgia, all they wanted was "hype" to get excited for and that's exactly what they're gonna get, hollow hype with cheap knockoffs that have zero stakes, growth or continuity. Enjoy your immortal green retard who will never amount to anything btw.
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HandsomeDan said:
Why are they chasing Leia? Why do they even know about her, obviously these "writers" have never watched the OT. Vader only finds out about her during the fight with Luke in ROTJ.
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The justification was that Reva(n.. get it? Like Revan, aren't we clever?) found a "connection" between Organa and Obi-wan so she kidnapped Leia to bring Obi-wan out of hiding. This all obviously hinged on the facts that: a) this connection actually existed, which I am not sure of since AFAIK they had maybe 2-3 lines together in the PT, correct me if I am wrong, b) somehow a Jedi who went into hiding made sure to keep an open line between himself and the senator and c) that Organa would contact Obi-Wan instead of all the people Obi-Wan mentioned when he was actually contacted, since Reva had no idea that Leia is Anakin's daughter.
 
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Commander X said:
Little Leia as a character is just one sign that Kathleen Kennedy and her "design by committee" brain trust have left their greasy ham-handed hand prints all over this show, 10 year old Leia as the bitchiest little #girllboss ever.
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It is designed by KK's committee, this is her version of The Mandalorian. Little Leia is Kenobi's Grogu.
 
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The Gangster Computer said:
Its pure unfiltered schadenfreude seeing all the faggots who praised the original continuity's cancellation and celebrated disney for creating a new "more consistent" canon not only having to eat their words but getting exactly what they fucking deserve.
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Star Wars fans should have realized that Disney never gave a damn about them right after killing the EU. That, and giving the game rights to EA.
Commander X said:
Little Leia as a character is just one sign that Kathleen Kennedy and her "design by committee" brain trust have left their greasy ham-handed hand prints all over this show,
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Absolutely
Look at Bail unintentionally rubbing in how much of a loser she'll be when she grows up under the guise of muh girl power. Funny how turning Leia into an ineffectual failure who fails at being a leader, a mother and a wife who then dies alone is something Kathleen had a hand in by making the sequels. These people have zero self awareness.
 
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