Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

He was a fatass loser who sat on a gate in Germany and noped the fuck out of the service before Iraq. He has no glory days, nor did he ever know jack about shit.
You're absolutely correct he doesn't have glory days in any objective sense, but those were still his "glory days". He did belong somewhere he felt mostly comfortable and he could play being a big boy, at the very least.
 
You're absolutely correct he doesn't have glory days in any objective sense, but those were still his "glory days". He did belong somewhere he felt mostly comfortable and he could play being a big boy, at the very least.
Kinda makes you feel sorry for him...

...NAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.
 
A bunch of Earl's hopped up on J.K. Rowling's genocidal literature came onto the Tranch to drive them out. The brave trans sisters started firing immediately without identifying the target and the Earls immediately turned tail and ran rather than firing back despite being armed to the teeth. Yep, totally believable based on solely the information given in this story.

Free alternative joke with purchase: A bunch of Earl's hopped up after watching a Dave Chappelle Netflix stand-up special
 
A bunch of Earl's hopped up on J.K. Rowling's genocidal literature came onto the Tranch to drive them out. The brave trans sisters started firing immediately without identifying the target and the Earls immediately turned tail and ran rather than firing back despite being armed to the teeth. Yep, totally believable based on solely the information given in this story.
Did anyone ever actually question this story outside of KiwiFarms, or were any critics merely blocked or cowed into silence?
 
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Amholeo regretto!
And…
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Kev been retweeting from here, in honour of stub I guess.


Idk how recent this drone shit is, but it seems to have a pretty huge following, and is amusing that someone’s deepest darkest desires is to be a retard characterless drone- kind of like what he is already.

As has been pointed out he seems to be obsessed with being a stereotype but this takes it kind of far. You’d think someone so apparently narcissist would have more respect for thier own individuality?
Maybe not I guess, desperate to assimilate apparently
 
Idk how recent this drone shit is, but it seems to have a pretty huge following, and is amusing that someone’s deepest darkest desires is to be a retard characterless drone- kind of like what he is already.
Right? It's hilarious.
The only way they have to relate to the world is fetishes. So they even have to turn being a boring, fad-driven NPC into a kink. Also notice how repetitive their endless kinks are.
Also I like the "fight the power" transwomen anarcho-communists all secretly wishing that someone would order them around and take away their rights.
 
Catchingup.
I have so many friens that I'd have to rent out a large venue to host them all but there are so many that it would be impossible to keep out a stray Kiwi who would come in and tell all my degenerate twitter followers about the degeneracy I post on twitter. Sad!
What the fuck would that convention even look like? Kevin hides behind a stage and tweets out banger tweets while everytroon cheers, then meets all of them to autograph and handshake one to three at a time in a private room so he doesn't get overwhelmed? Video games and magic card duels almost as smelly as a Smash Ultimate meet up? MLP, transformers, and Centaurworld playing on loop?

Most likely, a bunch of ugly people trying to fuck each other but failing.

Can you imagine his security team. A bunch of blokes in frocks screaming hysterically at anyone who doesn't applaud him.
You know, he already has Penny, Jarrod, and Sky. Why can't they train 3-6 more transwomen to be the Faux Force Five?

Can't stand the Queen you wanker. I bet Stebby gonky eyes schooled him on all the things he mustn't like.
I would enter into a tender, loving, lesbian romance with the queen unlike the amhole.

I don’t understand what he means, which borders? Because of Brexit? The Northern Ireland thing? We still have the exact same borders with Europe, no-nuts. It’s just significantly more paperwork to move stuff around now.
At this point I'm imagining that he's stupid enough to want to drain the water around England to properly connect it to Europe again.
What kind of idiots bring goats to a desert?! They truly are the worst farmers ever. Goats need somewhere to climb, like a mountain :o and lots of green grass.
I mean, they do have mountains of turds and green food pellets.

You’d think someone so apparently narcissist would have more respect for thier own individuality?
I recently learned from the farms that it is called narcissistic mirroring.

I don't think he's true and honest narcissistic, but I do believe he takes on traits of his group as fast as he can as he has a crippling fear of rejection and loneliness. He has unwarranted self importance, but as soon as his group leaves he shits his pants and runs to get them back.
 
This is as good a place to drop this as any, but the other day I was shooting the shit IRL with a fellow terven and she said that the cry of the woke is "Please listen to transwomen!"

I listened and that's what made me a TERF.
If we didn't amplify trans voices, we wouldn't have the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe.
 
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I bet these people would be exactly the fucking same if they were transformed into actual female persons. Same mess of mental illness and entitlement. Probably decide they really needed to be cyborgs or something. Kevin Gibes bitching that Medicaid won’t pay for his soul to be transcribed into a giant robot.
I can already see it.

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Kevin Gibes bitching that Medicaid won’t pay for his soul to be transcribed into a giant robot.
To be fair he's not the only human who would want that. The whole being dead thing? Or even just old?


Always sounded like a raw deal.
Idk how recent this drone shit is, but it seems to have a pretty huge following, and is amusing that someone’s deepest darkest desires is to be a retard characterless drone-
Consoomers are essentially the ideal human slave the aliens in they live want. Mindless drones that can't think for themselves only tirelessly locomote from one hollow pursuit of artificial happiness to the next.
The wasteland in the background…those goats are looking around wondering where the fuck they went wrong.
And wishing they were the sacrifices at a black mass. At least then their suffering would be over.
 
True, true. It’s a shame transhumanism is so closely associated with trans stuff.
I think both are just communities of nerdy men with too much disposable income who let a fantasy go too far. They're also all about buying stuff, wether that stuff is breast implants or a cryogenic head-freezing service. They hide behind poetic, lofty language, but they're just afraid of dying and trying to hide that fear by buying stuff. This is painfully obvious to everyone who's outside of their subculture.
Dating, sex and romance are all full of opportunities for disaster. Getting old sucks. Death is inevitable. It's like that for every human alive though.
Elon's not going to upload your consciousness to the cyber-cloud, and you're never going to transform into a desirable member of the opposite sex. Come back down to earth and figure out how to play the hand you're dealt with the rest of us.
 
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Well, he's back.
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Thoughts on Bongland:
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No BLFC:
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Missed that good ol' American sodypop:
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Tweeting out his haul, and already lusting over more purchases:

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Hey Penny, you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?

What?

It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there they got here, but, it's just, just, there it's a little different.

Example?

You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in London?

What do they call it?

They call it a Quarteh Poundeh wiv Cheeze.

A Quarteh Poundeh wiv Cheeze... Man, that's wild.

NI can literally become independent any time they want you fat retard, they don't want to, scotland had a referendum on it a few years back and said no, and the support is stuck at 40 something %, and welsh independence is a completely minority position

i wish yank plastic paddies would stop pretending to know literally anything about the Union and spouting literal IRA propaganda
 
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